Jimmie the Gerbel - my sphincter buddy.

[Sparky Kronkite]

Do you all know of anyone who ever stuck habit-trail tubes up their arse and did this kind of shit?

I never did.

I heard what I beleive to be a rumor - that this fag couple were playing around with this shit and.....

With regard to guy A - the Gerbel got lost, or stuck, or was out of sight or something - up there - up his love buddies ole poop shoot.

And......

Guy B, he lights a match - for the light - to see up there - to see where the Gerbel went.

And....

FUCKING BOOM!!!!!

Guy B has lit Guy A's fart gas. The explosion launches the poor Gerbel like a rocket - out Guy A's ass and whaps Guy B in the face so fucking hard, that......

It kills him - right there dead - Gerbal at mega speed to the brain pan.

Of course the Gerbel was dead too.

Man! What a way to go. Some shitty rodent takin' yer eye out - it's mutulated ass sticking out of yer brain.

Wonder if the had an open casket?

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Reinforces one thing for sure....

Don't play with fucking matches!!!

 

[KillerMuffin]

The buttpage has officially confirmed that the habitrail up the ass incident was indeed a hoax. Howver, a gentleman who stuck a live surface to air round up his ass and had to have the bomb squad build a box around his ass so the doctors could remove the round which, and I quote, "has enough powder to blow a messerschmidt out of the sky."

 

[Todd]

This is rumoured to have happened at the school I went to a few years after I graduated.

Apparently in the shop glass on of the guys who was noticeable alternative life style was showing others how big of an object that he can take up his rectum area comfortable. Apperently they started with pencil size object till they got to a 3 inch PVC pipe. One of the other guys thought it would be funny to get the Remedial classes pet hampster and send it up the pipe. While this was happening another buddy pulled the pipe out of the original guys rectum as the hampsters head entereed the rectum area. Apparently he did it quick enough that the guys rectum muscle ring clamped around the hampsters head/neck area. Apprently the school nurse was hysterical when he went to her for help. She in all her brillance tried pulling the hampster out and ripped its body from its head, leaving the head inside his rectum. They ended up going to the hospital and the doctors gave him some industrial strentgh bowel mover which eventually forced him to out the head. Form what I understand, that incident scared him straight.

I wish I could prove it but the nurse is no longer there to question and the poor guy left home and moved due to humiliation within a month of the supposied situation.

 

[Nobody Special]

Here is something that you may want to see.. relating to this thread..

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http://www.joecartoon.com/cartoons/gerbill.html

 

[jcgirl]

omg, how grotesque!

Jesus Christ! I opened another Sparky thread, WHAT WAS I THINKING???

 

[riff]

Somebody posted a link to this page earlier. I nearly died laughing...

http://www.well.com/user/cynsa/newbutt.html