Jim Johnson For President

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

I'm the kinder, gentler fascist and will be good for America.

I like Jews so your guys are kool. Israel is our best friend. Canadians may wanna move back home, tho.

Gays are in trouble. Our government and schools and most of our institutions are larded with the bastards, and they'll go to reserves I'll create just for them. Puerto Rico, Guam, and New England will be your new places. Transsexuals I'll confine to remote islands, like lepers.

Blacks get their own homeland within the states of Louisiana, Arkansas, and Mississippi. Replaced whites will be re-settled in Detroit, Washington, Chicago, Manhattan, and other shitholes created by blacks.

Illegals? Here's the deal. Stay outta trouble and life can be good. Get arrested and youre fucked. No mass deportations, just criminals.

 

[eyer]

I'm the kinder, gentler fascist and will be good for America.

I like Jews so your guys are kool. Israel is our best friend. Canadians may wanna move back home, tho.

Gays are in trouble. Our government and schools and most of our institutions are larded with the bastards, and they'll go to reserves I'll create just for them. Puerto Rico, Guam, and New England will be your new places. Transsexuals I'll confine to remote islands, like lepers.

Blacks get their own homeland within the states of Louisiana, Arkansas, and Mississippi. Replaced whites will be re-settled in Detroit, Washington, Chicago, Manhattan, and other shitholes created by blacks.

Illegals? Here's the deal. Stay outta trouble and life can be good. Get arrested and youre fucked. No mass deportations, just criminals.

The largest campaign advantage you hold over all other candidates is the fact that both you and your planks are already so renowned, you don't have to waste either another penny or second expounding any further on them...

...alas, waste is what you do the very best.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

The largest campaign advantage you hold over all other candidates is the fact that both you and your planks are already so renowned, you don't have to waste either another penny or second expounding any further on them...

...alas, waste is what you do the very best.

Think of all the new territory we'll get when I rid The Commonwealth of fags.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

Think of all the new territory we'll get when I rid The Commonwealth of fags.

Not to mention that residential real estate would once again actually be affordable in San Francisco.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Not to mention that residential real estate would once again actually be affordable in San Francisco.

Ditto NYC and Washington.

 

[eyer]

Think of all the new territory we'll get when I rid The Commonwealth of fags.

I abide in territory which is 3x larger than the state of Delaware, larger than the state of Connecticut, hosts only 1 "city" (pop. maybe 6,000), and is home to far less than 10,000 people total...

...from where I post this second, I can stand up, turn around, walk to the front door, slip into footwear, and be tickling my toes in the Rio Grande all within 5 minutes - without a single soul anywhere around in the United Socialist State of America as witness.

It is old territory which even the Comanche could never subdue...

...there exists absolutely no need for "Commonwealth" here, let alone your infamous fagsless plank.

Call it excellent foresight on my part...

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Front Porch to Mexico
Mexico to your left, the Rio Grande slithering through in the middle, America to your right​

...we don't even need to build any stinking border walls to naturally dissuade all foreigners and/or homophobes from casually entering and staying too long:

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America on your left, Mexico on your right​

They say everything is bigger in the Republic of Texas...

...and nothing is bigger in this Republic, nor anywhere in it more individually liberating, than my badlands home:

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You can't actually see the border (the Rio Grande) in this pic, but it's down there at the bottoms of the cut dividing the ranges; again:
America on your left, Mexico on your right​

10 years ago this December 7th, I declared myself independent of the United Socialist State of America, and began what turned into a two-and-a-half year study on where I would make my stand for the rest of my life - no matter what came. Climate and population density were my primary objectives...

...avg daily temp here throughout the entire year is 87ºF (it's 96.8ºF as I type), avg annual humidity sits around where it gauges now (19%), avg annual rainfall is around 10" (a total which can easily accumulate from 2-5 falls during the entire year - rain doesn't drop here regularly in any sense of that word), and the forecast until next Sunday is almost exactly the same as it's been for the past month and a half or so: high's around 100ºF (deviations of + or - 5ºF), lows around 70-73ºF, and nothing but sunshine.

Oh, yeah:

1.5 persons/sq mi is the average here...

...and less than 1 in my particular neck of this hood.

This past May I experienced my 7th anniversary here and have finely accustomed myself to what this land demands of all who would dare to inhabit it for any amount of time. Think of it, Mr. Tyrant wannabe:

I live where "Commonwealth" bozos like you have no interest in going, have no desire to endure here very long if you did have any interest, where most probably a third to a half of the planet's entire population could fit into if it had to, but where your fagless plank has no room...

...and I, figuratively speaking, have it all almost completely to myself.


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Yes, Mr. Wizard, this will most certainly do quite nicely...

...as long as the the USSA still lives, and at least until whatever may come that will expel 9/10ths of the current population of California, so I can finally go home to the beach.​

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

I'll control the border with jails. Every asshole arrested for crime goes back to Mexico or Canada minus his testicles.

 

[eyer]

Now that's a plank your mouth can get behind.

 

[colddiesel]

THe scariest thing about Jim for President is that he looks eminently reasonable compared to the rest of the trash seeking the Republican nomination.

Or Dems for that matter.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

THe scariest thing about Jim for President is that he looks eminently reasonable compared to the rest of the trash seeking the Republican nomination.

Or Dems for that matter.

I'm the sanest candidate in the race but there will be blood.

 

[Libsam]

JBJ, if you look at the people behind the lgbtq and civil rights movements, you'll find a significant amount of jews.

So I say you should rope off Florida, there's already a lot of jews there, and let them enjoy all the diversity they've created.