Jilted boyfriend feeds ex's hamster to his dog

[koalabear]

Someone should have told Ryan O'Brien that the way to an ex-girlfriend's heart is not through holding her hamsters hostage. After getting dumped by girlfriend Jemma Tracey, the thuggish 22-year-old demanded a $32 ransom for her beloved pets. When she wouldn't pay, O'Brien flung one hamster into the wall. It survived, but O'Brien promptly crushed it with his boot and let his bulldog eat the remains. He then held a knife to the second hamster's throat; Jemma handed over $8 and "fled with her surviving pet." O'Brien was charged with causing unnecessary suffering to an animal and received a suspended six-month sentence. He's also probably ruined his chances of ever finding another girlfriend.

http://now.msn.com/now/0426-thug-hamster-dog.aspx

 

[RoryN]

He's also probably ruined his chances of ever finding another girlfriend.

http://blu.stb.s-msn.com/i/6C/4BB3E7D5BF89DEF3D8BF5BB966C9.jpg

If only the world worked that way.

I'd bet the farm that this story has already gotten him laid.

 

[Water_Melon_Man]

http://blu.stb.s-msn.com/i/6C/4BB3E7D5BF89DEF3D8BF5BB966C9.jpg

If only the world worked that way.

I'd bet the farm that this story has already gotten him laid.

 

[RoryN]

"Watermelon" is one word.

LOL! SN fail!!

 

[Water_Melon_Man]

"Watermelon" is one word.

LOL! SN fail!!

I know but the register program would not allow it. (shrug)

 

[CHNOPS]

A hamster is a shitty, low-yield pet. It just sits there. Once a week you change all the pencil shavings, clean its shit and piss, put it all back in and watch it sit for another week. It's like a fish without the easy burial when it dies.

 

[Joeybagadonuts]

too bad he didn't get jail time and a cellmate named Bubba.

 

[JohnnySavage]

A hamster is a shitty, low-yield pet. It just sits there. Once a week you change all the pencil shavings, clean its shit and piss, put it all back in and watch it sit for another week. It's like a fish without the easy burial when it dies.

I ate hamster once. Or maybe it was a guinea pig. In Chile. Or maybe it was Peru.

 

[Disgustipated]

A hamster is a shitty, low-yield pet. It just sits there. Once a week you change all the pencil shavings, clean its shit and piss, put it all back in and watch it sit for another week. It's like a fish without the easy burial when it dies.

I ate hamster once. Or maybe it was a guinea pig. In Chile. Or maybe it was Peru.

Hamsterists!

 

[evesdream]

A hamster is a shitty, low-yield pet. It just sits there. Once a week you change all the pencil shavings, clean its shit and piss, put it all back in and watch it sit for another week. It's like a fish without the easy burial when it dies.

Except for the shitty part Richard Gere might say different.

 

[CHNOPS]

Except for the shitty part Richard Gere might say different.

I think the shitty part still applies.

 

[KRCummings]

I ate hamster once. Or maybe it was a guinea pig. In Chile. Or maybe it was Peru.

That would be Guinea Pig. They were a food staple at one time I think. Maybe still are.

 

[JohnnySavage]

That would be Guinea Pig. They were a food staple at one time I think. Maybe still are.

I've never eaten a staple.

 

[RoryN]

I know but the register program would not allow it.

lol, bullshit.

I guess they don't teach spelling at David Duke University.

 

[CHNOPS]

I've never eaten a staple.

That was funny how you humorously pointed out that the same word can have two meanings!

 

[KRCummings]

That was funny how you humorously pointed out that the same word can have two meanings!

Let the boy think he's clever. We need him for fantasy football so the rest of us look good.

 

[unregistered]

 

[JohnnySavage]

That was funny how you humorously pointed out that the same word can have two meanings!

Who doesn't love a homonym?

 

[unregistered]

 

[CHNOPS]

Who doesn't love a homonym?

How 'bout them bears?

 

[JohnnySavage]

Let the boy think he's clever. We need him for fantasy football so the rest of us look good.

I tied a bow on the bow of my boat.

 

[CHNOPS]

I tied a bow on the bow of my boat.

You were just making sure it was in ship-shape!! Whoa, that one almost sailed right over my head!!! I was going to post another pun, but then I figured, frigate!!

 

[Water_Melon_Man]

lol, bullshit.

I guess they don't teach spelling at David Duke University.

What do you mean?

 

[Frizzle_Fry]

A hamster is a shitty, low-yield pet. It just sits there. Once a week you change all the pencil shavings, clean its shit and piss, put it all back in and watch it sit for another week. It's like a fish without the easy burial when it dies.

You must not have kept any big fish....I assure you, disposing of the remains of a 22" long foot ball thick, highly toxic, slippery dead puffer fish is no easy task my friend.

But then again puffers have more personality than most dogs, much less hamsters.