JH ISO life long mate...

[Ravenloft]

SWM in search of fuzzy skinned, pouty lipped, large eyed lab assistant. Must have small vocabulary, and not mind handling toxic, or explosive chemicals... Large nosed freaks that ride stunt motorcycles need not apply.

 

[lovetoread]

Oh darn...and here was my application..

You sure about not riding stunt motorcycles?

 

[Ravenloft]

Well... Alright, just as long as you don't have a big shnoze...

 

[Savage Kitten]

I applied months ago

Don't tell me you lost my application!?!?!

PLUHLEAZZZZZZZZZZE Don't break my heart and tell me I didn't qualify!!!

 

[Ravenloft]

I am very sorry Mrs. Kitty, but your aplication must have been lost in the mail... Send me your credentials again and you will be highly considered for this position, along with 69, doggy, and woman on top... These two can be yours for the low low price of... Oh never mind... Its free for you! Heheh! Just no huge noses is all...

 

[Beaker]

Um why do you need a new friend hmm

Miss the Beak?

 

[Ravenloft]

Beaker... *Sob* I have missed *sob* you!

...*Sob*

 

[Renegade]

This a "women only" deal, or can us real men get in on this action?

 

[SexyChele]

Damn this huge snoze of mine! Another missed opportunity!

Just....just...DAMN!

 

[Ravenloft]

Ren, if its you, you know you're welcome to try... But I doubt you'll fit in... Heheh! Get it? Fit in?! Heh... Ah, forget it!


SexyChele, read the fine print babe! It states in section fourteen, sub paragraph A that any large shnozed women who's literotica handles contain the word Sexy in it are imediately accepted aplicants! Heheh!

 

[Mackdaddy_74]

Damn, thought I was finally going to get rid of my sister.

 

[Renegade]

Send her over here, bud.

 

[Mackdaddy_74]

You pay shipping and handling I will overnight her to you tomorrow.

 

[Ravenloft]

Hey! No more sabotaging my one chance for love!!! *Sob*

 

[SexyChele]

SexyChele, read the fine print babe! It states in section fourteen, sub paragraph A that any large shnozed women who's literotica handles contain the word Sexy in it are imediately accepted aplicants! Heheh!

Oh, cool, I'm still in the running! Ah...maybe true lust waits right around the corner!

 

[Ravenloft]

I don't know... California is a little distant there... Ah what the hell! Deep down, I'm just a sucker for sexy large shnozed women! Heheh!

 

[ladyalchemy]

I am shaped like an hour glass with out the large nose. Do have pouty lips. Have a large regard for chemicals. But...No fussy skin... Guess that means I'm out?

 

[Guest]

I am shaped like an hour glass with out the large nose. Do have pouty lips. Have a large regard for chemicals. But...No fussy skin... Guess that means I'm out?

...hmmmm - sounds interesting to me...

 

[missbehavin_badly]

The glass tube thingy's with the stuff in them is bubbling sir.

Hows that for small vocabulary?