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Ladies, if I EVER became your SO, am I still allowed to eat pork?
 
Re: The Man Is A Jew!

I was going to ask you if you do inter-atlantic phone call, but I think I change my mind.
 
one of my best mates is muslim... nothing better than a bacon sandwich to get his senses going after a night out at the clubs :D
 
I understand why the Chinese value pork bellies so much.

That's one thing good about living in UK. The ignorant English don't know a good thing from bad that pork bellies are so cheap!!!
 
Pork Bellies

If you mean belly pork, cut into strips, and grilled/BBQ'd.

Yes we do !

This talk of Bacon Sandwiches has made me hungry.

Muslims / Jews - Don't know what they are missing

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Mental note to take Miles out for a bacon double cheeseburger with a side of fried shrimp.
 
My grandmother had a rule that none of us would eat pork-

Unless it is in Chinese food- then it's ok.
 
Anais Dahl said:
My grandmother had a rule that none of us would eat pork-

Unless it is in Chinese food- then it's ok.

hahahahh! EVERYTHING in Chinese Food is kosher. G-d said so.


And a big ol' icey glass o'milk on the side for Miles *grin* How about a little U-bet's in there, just to make it "feel" kosher?
 
Humor - Satyr

Three hours: 110 views

Still four votes.

Must be the first line.

Have a good evening, you Yanks.
 
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Nora said:


hahahahh! EVERYTHING in Chinese Food is kosher. G-d said so.


And a big ol' icey glass o'milk on the side for Miles *grin* How about a little U-bet's in there, just to make it "feel" kosher?

LMAO!

How about a Dr. Brown's Cel-Ray? Blechh.....

A nice piece of sponge cake mit a cup tea?

Don't you know you're hungry? (My Bubbe really asked me that once.)
 
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