Jethro is toe-fucking Miss Ellie, and.......

[Sparky Kronkite]

Jed is getting one hell of a hummer from Granny. All out back by the cement pond!!!!!

Let's go!!!!!

 

[Purple Haze]

Mr. Drysdale is wankin' like crazy, and Miss Jane is butt-ugly.

 

[lilfrk]

You guys go join the fun. I'll stay behind the sliding glass doors and watch.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Just stay away from Sam Drucker and the critters. Weeee-Doggie!

 

[privy2u]

Yikes!

The visions in my mind brought a letcherous grin to my face as I imagined myself bein' kin and joinin' in!

privy

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Jed,
A poor Mountaineer, barely gave his family head,
Then one day while catching them all nude,
He up and went down on the entire Clampett brood.
Oral that is. Smack Gold. Nexus Tea.
Well the first thing you know old Jed's a "Cunnillaire",
His kin folk said, "Jed, come on up for air!"
They said "Kinda' horny is state you oughta be."
So he started up to suck, and poppin' Vitamin E.
Pills that is. Rimming rules. Wet and hard.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

You guys can hang round here if'n ya want. But I'm a headin'.......

up to........

Whooooop! Whooooop!

Petty Coat Junction!!!!!

I need a swim in that there water tower.

Sides, Granny's vitals is kinda given me the gas.

 

[Pokerman]

From John Valby, the original Dr Dirty:

Come and listen to a story bout a man named Jed
Grabbed Ellie Mae threw her on the bed
Jethro gave her something that was long and firm
When out of his worm comes a bubbling sperm.

Jizz that is. Texas twat sauce. Baby maker.

Well, next thing you know ol' Jed's a millionaire
Got a rock protruding from his underwear
Grabbed Jane Hathaway stuck it in her ear
Her nose started foaming like a Pilsner beer.

Now it's time to say goodbye to Jed and all his kin
Granny's got a Drysdale kid dribbling down her chin
You're all invited back again to this locality
Florence Henderson handjobs and Wessonality....