Jesus loves baseball

I wanna see the one where Jesus is the male half of pairs figure skating. He's got his arm thrust proudly in the air, holding his female partner up by her crotch.
 
am i the only one who sees the pedophile angle from those spooky statues? scary shit.
 
ever since i seen Dogma, i can kind picture "Buddy Christ" having a beer on the 21st birthday of some person, the second statue would be Jesus holding the person hair back if the kid as he hurled.
 
So where's His helmet? Soccer in sandals?

What a poor example. I bet He isn't wearing a jockstrap, either.
 
I am commissioning a statue with Jesus saying "no pain, no gain."

I haven't decided the sport yet.
 
I want to see a synchronized swimming jesus. with nose plugs and glittery eye shadow.

and what about curling jesus? he could really get his rocks off.
 
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