Jesus in Action

[Graymouse]

No offense intended to anyone who is legitimately religious . . . but today I found the Jesus Action Figure I've been looking everywhere for! I'm so excited--he has poseable arms and real glide action!

 

[Guest]

Help me Jeebus! - Homer Simpson.

He must have called him Jeebus 50 times in that episode. How did that get cleared by network execs?

 

[Saint Peter]

Glow in the dark Jesus action figure?

 

[perks]

I saw a black jesus clock with a fiberoptic halo that I really want to buy.

 

[Narcosis]

cool! i cant wait till they make an action figure for god.

 

[MzChrista]

I saw a site once that sold action figure Jesus Buddha Moses etc. I will try to find it again. I ought to get the whole set for my Mom she changes religions like people change socks.

 

[pocket73]

I think I would buy one of them just to dress up in drag and place it in front of a church right before people get out of the Sunday Ritual. I would love to see what would happen, would someone take it or would they bash it? Or would they just stare and cry blaspheme and cry about it for years to come!!!

 

[cybergirly]

I read an article a while back that was talking about a store in San Francisco (I think). They specialized in Jesus action figures. Apparently they have them in all different types, Soccer Jesus, Football Jesus, Skiing Jesus, ect... These are apparently huge sellers.

 

[MzChrista]

I think I would buy one of them just to dress up in drag and place it in front of a church right before people get out of the Sunday Ritual. I would love to see what would happen, would someone take it or would they bash it? Or would they just stare and cry blaspheme and cry about it for years to come!!!

Aint jesus pretty much in drag anyway?

 

[WaxNWane]

Buddy this...

http://store2.yimg.com/I/jsbstash_1670_3198715

 

[perks]

I *so* need that.

 

[MzChrista]

They was selling those Buddy Christs on Kevin Smiths home page before. I dont know if they still do.

 

[MzChrista]

Long as you shopping pick up one of these
http://www.babyjesusdoll.com/

Sincerly,
Jesus H Christa

 

[Mr. Asshole]

No offense intended to anyone who is legitimately religious . . . but today I found the Jesus Action Figure I've been looking everywhere for! I'm so excited--he has poseable arms and real glide action!

I have the Virgin Mary blow up doll.

 

[WaxNWane]

Re: Re: Jesus in Action

I have the Virgin Mary blow up doll.

Do you have immaculate orgasms?

 

[Mr. Asshole]

Re: Re: Re: Jesus in Action

Do you have immaculate orgasms?

No cunt there. Just have to fuck her in the ass or mouth.

 

[CoolidgEffect]

I don't care if it rains or freezes.
I still have my plastic Jesus.
Sitting on the dashboard of my car.