Jesus Hates Bald Pussy

[JohnGalt1871]

...Or at least so read the line of graffiti in the bathroom at one of my favorite local establishments. And I agree. Call me crazy, call me ridiculously old fashioned, but I'm turned on by women who look, well, womanly once the clothes come off. Who announced the edict that all women under 40 must be as hairless as an 11 year old Asian boy? And, even more crazy, why is that look seemingly universally agreed to be the cats pajamas?

So, I implore you, Literotica... are there any girls out there in this cold, dark world with a touch of the au naturale to keep things hot?

 

[RedHeadMermaid]

Porn. Porn changed it. Lame. I don't like having a big hairy bush, I am "high and tight" because I don't want to look like a 10 year old girl when I take my panties off

 

[hardon4u2]

totally agree with both of you.....there is a reason its there....dont like a jungle down there ....but red your grooming sounds about spot on

 

[JohnGalt1871]

Oh sure, there's no need for 100% 1970s au naturale, but without a little something, it loses so much... sensuality. Visual appeal.

 

[Locknuts]

Hmmmm!

I don't know what Jesus likes but I don't like bald pussy either. Hair covers up a lot of ugly!

 

[Sexyladykate]

Who is John Galt? Why does he hate bald pussy?

That would have made Atlas Shrugged much more interesting. I mean come on, Ayn Rand, answer life's important questions!

 

[photobuff56]

crazy

I maybe crazy bit I like the bald look on me and my wife. I don't want to dig my way im when I want to lick it.

 

[Semler]

I don't know what Jesus likes but I don't like bald pussy either. Hair covers up a lot of ugly!

Are you sure we're looking at the same thing? Why cover up a work of art?
Ladies, do what YOU want buty vote goes to bald.

 

[JohnGalt1871]

I get the appeal of bald lips (the better to eat you with, my dear), but from a visual perspective? Nothing beats that gorgeous triangle.

 

[ShavedGuyFor69]

bald is better for licking. I don't want to have to stop to pull hair out of my mouth

 

[viskalvaere]

I'm all for the natural look on both men and women.

 

[YAK411976]

I'm all for the natural look on both men and women.

This, never got the bald look. Love a woman looking womanly.

 

[Mrdarkblueeyes]

Porn. Porn changed it. Lame. I don't like having a big hairy bush, I am "high and tight" because I don't want to look like a 10 year old girl when I take my panties off

This description begs for a visual.

 

[tonguetrap]

Who is John Galt? Why does he hate bald pussy?

That would have made Atlas Shrugged much more interesting. I mean come on, Ayn Rand, answer life's important questions!

"If he ate it, he wouldnt hate it!" Quoth the raven........

 

[Thebee123]

Jesus doesn't hate

"If he ate it, he wouldnt hate it!" Quoth the raven........

Rather he would prefer his woman not to take a sharp stone to her pubic hair

Nor to taketh a sharpened metal to barber the hair.

On the sabbath no hair, pubic or other, shall be shorn or weaved or worked.

On weekdays y'all can go crazy.

Work that mound into a fro or wave that shit.

Go all naked and wax it all off.

You all crazy if you think Jesus cares.

 

[whocares36m]

I'm a firm believer in I don't care what it looks like, as long as I get to see it!

If I got a vote, I prefer a little hair down there. Must come from stealing my uncles Playboys in the early 80's.

 

[Ezeerider]

So often we find...

...the weeds have grown up around the most beautiful flower.

I believe the Delta of Venus has nothing to do with vegetation, but rather the natural occurence of wonderful geometry that occurs there in that delicious place.

I believe if you need a marker to identify that which you desire, then perhaps, as Mr. Rose advised young Homer, "You need to know what your business is."

 

[susurrus]

Hair, no hair, it's all good with me.

Let's face it, in general, nature's done a damn good job of making it pretty obvious whether you're looking at a mature pussy as opposed to an immature one. Very seldom when I've seen a shaved pussy shot in a pictorial have I said to myself, "Fuck: that's an eight-year-old." The main question gets to be whether you want it all to be readily on display or if you want there to be some mystery.

Like I said, I'm an equal opportunity pussy lover.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

.....So, I implore you, Literotica... are there any girls out there in this cold, dark world with a touch of the au naturale to keep things hot?

*raises hand*

my lover prefers that I have a little "foliage just over the Grand Entrance,"

but the details of the design he leaves to my creativity and whim.

 

[JudasIscariot]

Can't imagine that Jesus cristo ever seen a bald platypus.

The technology for such a procedure just wasn't present.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Can't imagine that Jesus cristo ever seen a bald platypus.

The technology for such a procedure just wasn't present.

you're missing the point. on purpose.

*spanks you*

ornery thing.

 

[elli1]

my bald pussy hates jesus

 

[JudasIscariot]

you're missing the point. on purpose.

*spanks you*

ornery thing.

I didn't read the actual first post.

I'm guessing he mislead everyone with his title then?

I'm not ornery, just sticking to the question

 

[base10]

my bald pussy hates jesus

fantastic

 

[JudasIscariot]

my bald pussy hates jesus

I don't believe you