Jesus fuck...

Spinaroonie said:
That looks like Jared from Subway's younger brother....

They don't serve that kind of thing at subway
You said Reuban.

Did you mean Reuben, like the sandwich?
 
Fight Club--I like that movie. I have it around here somewhere. It's due for a review :)
 
Last Temptations

According to the author of The Last Temptations of Christ, while doing reseach for the novel he uncovered several bits of information that the Crucified Savior was far from celibate.....There are several orders of the knights templar that claimed to have bloodlines tracible back to origions in Galilee.....
 
Re: Last Temptations

fallen5of7 said:
According to the author of The Last Temptations of Christ, while doing reseach for the novel he uncovered several bits of information that the Crucified Savior was far from celibate.....There are several orders of the knights templar that claimed to have bloodlines tracible back to origions in Galilee.....

my pastor convienently left that little tid-bit out of sunday school...
 
Apocrypha

If you'd care for some interesting reading which definitely tips over the applecart most know as The Bible, seek out a copy of The Apophryca as it contains texts removed from the greek preparation of said work and is most entertaining.....
 
Re: Apocrypha

fallen5of7 said:
If you'd care for some interesting reading which definitely tips over the applecart most know as The Bible, seek out a copy of The Apophryca as it contains texts removed from the greek preparation of said work and is most entertaining.....

any chance for some cliff's notes?
 
I was raised with religion practically beaten into me.

I wasn't even allowed to read the NIV or any version but the King James.

So I have to say "pfffft" to your cliff's notes. (all in fun of course ;))

edit:: not to give the wrong impression here--I am not religious but I do have faith in spirituality and yaddah yaddah yaddah ....
 
Getting back to the sandwich...

Is that with, or without sour kraut?
Rye bread?
NY or NJ style?
Hot or cold?
Have you already run out to the deli?
Fuck! Now I want one!
 
I think I've got enough to make this.....

Reuben Sandwiches
(like the original version created by Arthur Reuben, NYC, in 1914 for Annette Seelos, the leading lady in a Charlie Chaplin film)

slices of sour rye or pumpernickel bread
honey mustard mayonnaise
thin slices Swiss cheese
drained sauerkraut
thinly sliced corned beef
soft butter

Spread slices of bread with honey mustard mayonnaise. Top one slice with cheese, about 1-2 tablespoons sauerkraut, sliced corned beef, and then another slice of bread. Butter top and bottom of sandwiches. Grill on both sides till cheese is melted. Serve with dill pickles. :devil:
 
Re: Getting back to the sandwich...

Lost Cause said:
Is that with, or without sour kraut?
Rye bread?
NY or NJ style?
Hot or cold?
Have you already run out to the deli?
Fuck! Now I want one!

With
yes
what
either
they's closed
yeah
 
Mmmpffffppfftt......

I had to omit the kraut, but I made up for it with relish.
Not bad for a hobo version! (unbuttoning top of pants)
 
Re: I think I've got enough to make this.....

Lost Cause said:
Reuben Sandwiches
(like the original version created by Arthur Reuben, NYC, in 1914 for Annette Seelos, the leading lady in a Charlie Chaplin film)

slices of sour rye or pumpernickel bread
honey mustard mayonnaise
thin slices Swiss cheese
drained sauerkraut
thinly sliced corned beef
soft butter

Spread slices of bread with honey mustard mayonnaise. Top one slice with cheese, about 1-2 tablespoons sauerkraut, sliced corned beef, and then another slice of bread. Butter top and bottom of sandwiches. Grill on both sides till cheese is melted. Serve with dill pickles. :devil:

This is all good except for the honey mustard mayonnaise. That's not right! We use 1000 island dressing on them around here. Mmm
 
Jesus Fuck

That's my favorite curse. I think it's been shorted from "Jesus Fucking Christ."

Nice sandwich, too.
 
Mine too - favorite curse- meaning I use it a lot. Sounds evil enough but not as bad as "bloody cunt" which I said a lot in england.
Well this was my fourth post(?) - 96 to go before I can use an avatar.
 
Re: Jesus Fuck

kotori said:
That's my favorite curse. I think it's been shorted from "Jesus Fucking Christ."

I said "Jesus Fuck" at a softball game once and someone started praying for my soul.

It was very touching.
 
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