Jesus Died For Our Sin, Sateema Should Pose Nude (For Real)

[Marxist]

Holding up a copy of today's New York Times, Sateema in all her glory should pose nude. Nekkid. Un-Clothed.

After that she's mostly redeemed in my slanted brown eyes.


Am I alone in this?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I trust people.

Once.

 

[KillerMuffin]

A snapshot of Marxist courtesy of RunDMC

(One) day when I was chillin' in Kentucky Fried Chicken
Just mindin' my business, eatin' food and finger lickin'
This dude walked in lookin' strange and kind of funny
Went up to the front with a menu and his money
He didn't walk straight, kind of side to side
He asked this old lady, "Yo, yo, um...is this Kentucky Fried?"
The lady said "Yeah", smiled and he smiled back
He gave a quarter and his order, small fries, Big Mac!
You be illin'

(To)day you won a ticket to see Doctor J
Front row seat (in free!) no pay
Radio in hand, snacks by feet
Game's about to start, you kickin' popcorn to the beat
You finally wake up, Doc's gone to town

Round his back, through the hoop, then you scream "Touchdown!"
You be illin'

The other day around the way I seen you illin' at a party
Drunk as skunk you illin' punk and in your left hand was Bacardi
You went up to this fly girl and said "Yo, yo, can I get this dance?"
She smelt your breath and then she left you standin' in your illin'
stance
You be illin'

(For) dinner, you ate it, there is none left
It was salty, with butter and it was def
You proceeded to eat it cos you was in the mood
But holmes you did not read it was a can of dog food!
You be illin'

 

[Marxist]

I trust people.

Once.

Dixon, you have the guile of a dodo bird.

 

[RawHumor]

I MAY have voted yes but for the way you worded it.

I'd personally settle for a pic of her face, but how much of our affection for someone online is based on looks anyway?

That doesn't include online romance, of course. In that case, looks can be quite important.

 

[Private Vasquez]

I'd personally settle for a pic of her face

But would you believe it was actually her?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Dixon, you have the guile of a dodo bird.

Worst metaphor I've ever read.

 

[Marxist]

I MAY have voted yes but for the way you worded it.

I'd personally settle for a pic of her face, but how much of our affection for someone online is based on looks anyway?

That doesn't include online romance, of course. In that case, looks can be quite important.

Oh come on, she pretended to be a hottie, we need to show her that we accept people no matter what they look like. Nude.

 

[alexandraaah]

I'd personally settle for a pic of her face, but how much of our affection for someone online is based on looks anyway?

Obviously, Sateema thought a lot was based on looks.

 

[JazzManJim]

Obviously, Sateema thought a lot was based on looks.

In that, she was very correct.

 

[alexandraaah]

Marxist, is that you in your av?

Lookin' good, baby.

Dayum.

 

[RawHumor]

But would you believe it was actually her?

To be honest? I'd probably half-believe her. In truth, I wouldn't care a whole lot one way or another.

I don't really think I treat people all that differently based on a picture.

To me, online pics are like forwarded e-mails. A good rule of thumb is that 95% of all forwarded e-mails are BS.

Likewise, I pretty much assume that about 25-40% of all online pics are not the person they're supposed to be.

One other rule of thumb is: don't believe anyone who only has nudie pics of themselves.

 

[RawHumor]

Oh come on, she pretended to be a hottie, we need to show her that we accept people no matter what they look like. Nude.

So you hate me because Cartman's wearing clothes?

Damn.

 

[Marxist]

Worst metaphor I've ever read.

Everyone's a critic. Would you have preferred to be called a Stephen Island wren?

 

[Marxist]

But would you believe it was actually her?

If she's enterprising enough to get someone else to pose with a copy of today's NYT nude, I say she's one persuasive woman no matter what.

 

[Marxist]

So you hate me because Cartman's wearing clothes?

Damn.

Who's Cartman?

 

[sexy-girl]

Obviously, Sateema thought a lot was based on looks.

i'd prefer if she didnt use any photo and just posted and was herself and saw how people warm to her with her just being her


although i'd never mentioned it to her i was paying attention to her posts and thinking she seemed nice

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

"Guile" and "Dodo Bird" don't go together. "Chameleon" or "Possum" would be better. Work on it, and have it on my desk by noon.

 

[RawHumor]

The only way we could get REAL proof is if she took a pic of her holding up a sign with her username.

If she talks a friend into posing as her in something like that, then she's got bigger problems than any of us are equipped to help her with.

 

[freescorfr]

I've got problems with the theology, Marxist. Maybe we should ask Todd. I thought Jesus died to redeem us all from sin, including Sateema, who simply sins differently from me.

Redemption, of course, is redemption from slavery. Sin is a form of enslavement: it's the only meaningful sense of the term for me.
It is most appropriate if the price for redemption is paid by the innocent son of God, but you'd do, at a pinch, marxist.

So if you'd pose nude that would really do the trick - and she'd know she was accepted.

 

[sexy-girl]

"Illin" ... you dont use that word in real life do you marxist ?

 

[Marxist]

"Guile" and "Dodo Bird" don't go together. "Chameleon" or "Possum" would be better. Work on it, and have it on my desk by noon.

Chameleons do have guile. The dodo bird had none. I was saying that you had none. Am I going to have to write this in crayon for you?

 

[RawHumor]

Who's Cartman?

You thought I was brilliant enough to draw my avatars myself?

 

[Marxist]

"Illin" ... you dont use that word in real life do you marxist ?

No, there's no Spanish equivalent.

 

[RawHumor]

"Illin" ... you dont use that word in real life do you marxist ?

I hear he says "Word" a lot too.