jesus.com

[Lasher]

Just thought I'd share a couple things with ya'all that will put smiles on your faces (in the biblical sense, of course).

First up is a personal ad for Jesus that someone submitted to my site - but I think this guy is actually serious (especially the "Win a Shower with Jesus" part). It's good for a laugh, so check it out...
http://www.jesus.com

Second is a little something someone *ahem* deposited on my little message board. You can tack any URL on to the end of this, and it gives the page a biblical flavor. We'll use my site as an example. So check this out, too..
http://www.askjesus.org/ask.cgi?http://www.lasherzlinks.com/

Like I said, if you just tack on a URL after the http://www.askjesus.org/ask.cgi? part, you can do this with any web page. Just think of the hours of fun you can have...

 

[Laurel]

Jesus.com? Holy sh*t! Who wouldn't want to shower with Jesus? Does that count as a Baptism? And why is Jesus shopping for a Porsche? I would think His Holiness would prefer the new Audi sportscars - they have much more style.

 

[Tony]

Hey Lasher; that was funnier than eternal damnation, I even checked out your post on this topic, through that little trick.

 

[CreamyLady]

Why don't I get anything this good?

All I get are exhortations to renounce my Satanic ways and find my way to Jesus. There hasn't been one damned thing about showering with Him!

Drat. I've got to annoy some more interesting Christians.

 

[Earthgoddess]

Hey I wanna shower with Jesus-and Buddha and Ghandi and Brad Pitt-oops someone there is not enlightened...great sites Lasher thanks

 

[Jeff726]

LOL i have read some of Lit's stories under the ask jesus format.......funny stuff!

 

[Cheyenne]

Someone has way too much time on their hands, but I loved it! I think I'm going to add it to my company's web site, and send it back to the people who maintain it.

 

[ShyGuy68]

Shower with Jesus. No thank you, but with some of the lovely women on this board?

YES PLEASE!!!!!!


ShyGuy

 

[CreamyLady]

I've given this some serious thought, and I've decided I don't want to shower with Jesus.

I want to shower with Pan.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

If you shower with jesus... can you have a beer with god or experience immaculate conception with mary?

 

[Lasher]

...or experience immaculate conception with mary?

Good God, that my be the most profane thing I've seen on this board!!!!

And the real problem I have with it is that I don't remember any mention in the Bible about "Immaculate Intercourse", which I'm guessing takes damn near all the fun out of the "Conception" part....

 

[Monkey See Monkey Do]

 

[Cheyenne]

Okay, now this one really WAS one of the better threads the first time around. I had a lot of fun with that Jesus.com site! A few people didn't find it humorous at all when I did it to their site and showed them.