Jesus' Breakdancing contest

[Spinaroonie]

Jesus comes back to earth to hold a contest of epic proportions, he will have sex with the winner of a breakdancing contest.

Jesus: Greetings, Earth. Sup? I'm Jesus and I have returned to earth to hold a breakdancing contest - it's like Mortal Kombat only with break dancing, not fighting.

WHO DARES ENTER THE CONTEST?

 

[badbabysitter]

* takes the crack pipe out your hand*

cut down on this stuff, it'll kill ya

 

[Spinaroonie]

* takes the crack pipe out your hand*

cut down on this stuff, it'll kill ya

Jesus: HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE LORD?

NOW DANCE OR DIE AND GO TO HELL!

OOC: I thought this would be a tolerant place for my sexual fantasies.

 

[waverlysgirl]

Jesus comes back to earth to hold a contest of epic proportions, he will have sex with the winner of a breakdancing contest.

Jesus: Greetings, Earth. Sup? I'm Jesus and I have returned to earth to hold a breakdancing contest - it's like Mortal Kombat only with break dancing, not fighting.

WHO DARES ENTER THE CONTEST?

I'm pretty sure this was an episode of South Park, but without the sex.

 

[Spinaroonie]

Re: Re: Jesus' Breakdancing contest

I'm pretty sure this was an episode of South Park, but without the sex.

If it is, I have not seen it.

 

[Spinaroonie]

WHO WILL DANCE FOR THEIR LORD?

P.S. I voted this thread a 5, you should, too.

 

[Spinaroonie]

JESUS COMMANDS YOU TO DANCE!