Jessica's Trimenjus Dick Adventure Ch. 01

[Dillinger]

This hyar is th' sto'y of Jessica's trimenjus dick adventure. ah consider mahse'f lucky t'have been a part of it, but Jessica is th' real star of th' sto'y. Th' cock crazy, cum suckin' star. She's also mah wife.

ah guess ah's a relatively fine-lookin' guy but Jessica is a real knockout. She has a go'geous face wif full, pouty lips an' thick, lestrous brown hair. She has great legs, incredible legs an' a nice firm hide wif trimenjus tits. Really trimenjus tits. She is whut yo' call stacked, cuss it all t' tarnation.

ah mean yo' jest hafta see these tits t'believe them, dawgone it. They're not only amazin'ly trimenjus, but firm as fine. An' they stan' right up. No sag at all, ah reckon. When she agreed t'marry up wif me ah c'dn't believe mah fine fo'tune. She c'd haf had enny number of guys but she chose me. Jest lucky ah guess.

Thet was then, this hyar is now. We had been married up wif a few years an' thin's had begun t'go stale. We got along fine, quite fine in fack, but our sex life had deterio'ated, cuss it all t' tarnation. Back when we were datin' Jessica c'dn't git inough of mah tongue an' mah cock. Shet mah mouth! She was ho'ny all th' time an' ah was mo'e than willin' t'satisfy her needs.

 

[Starblayde]

you'd bedda shut yo mouth be'fo some redneck round these them here parts gets offended, boi...

 

[Dillinger]

Shet mah mouth? Hell, fella, whuffo' doesn't we shet Jessica's mouth wif our throbbin' man meat?

 

[KillerMuffin]

We ain't had us a good lynchin in these parts, wa'al since Bobby Ray done stole Ol' Man Krutchen's tracter an' drove it inta the crick.

We'uns got us a rope and we'uns got us a vol'nteer!

Gonna have us a lil' ol' dance an' a barbaque!

 

[Starblayde]

I say naaah youse tal'kin ma langwage, boi

 

[KillerMuffin]

And you thought Louis Farrakhan was bad. We hicks bring new meaning to the phrase "easily offended." Why? It jes' ain't right less'n we gots us a good feud a-goin'!

 

[Dillinger]

Fuckin' A yessuh, af'er th' lynchin', we is a-gonna haf us a dance an' a BBQ an' we gonna git us some pigs an' some cattle an' haf us a fine old fella o'gy too! Fry mah hide! An' then Jessica is gonna git her some real trimenjus dick! Fry mah hide! Killermuffin too, cuz she is jest sech a hot babe.

 

[Starblayde]

I's got a tarp over mar tray-uck... We's can hayuve us some pree-va-cee under they-er

 

[Dillinger]

By th' time this hyar sto'y takes place we were down t'makin' love only about ev'ry other week. Shet mah mouth! It was still fine but ah allus had t'talk her into it. Eff'n ah lef' it up t'her ah doesn't reckon we'd haf evah fucked agin. To git her in th' mood she'd occashunally injoy bein' tied up an' we'd watch po'no videos. She was still multi-o'gasmic an' once we got gwine it was still great.

We watched mo'e an' mo'e fuck films. ah noticed thet Jessica seemed the dawgoned-est interested in th' scenes whar a hot babe got dicked by two o' mo'e guys at once. Th' mo' trimenjus, thicker, an' longer th' dicks were, th' mo'e turned on Jessica seemed t'be.

One day ah finally got up th' nerve t'suggess to mah wife thet mebbe we needed some variety, thet mebbe she needed t'git some noo cock into her. To mah amazement she agreed wif me.

 

[sunstruck]

Ya'll is makin' me thank. Quit that!

 

[Dillinger]

ah guess ah pow'ful sh'dn't haf been too surprised, cuss it all t' tarnation. Befo'e we were married up wif she had quite an ackive an' varied sex life. She'd hoof it out ev'ry weekend wif her gal friend an' they'd pick up guys. Lots of one night stan's wif total peekoolyarrs. ah suppose she needed noo faces, noo dicks, an' noo experiences t'keep her libido gwine. This hyar is whut ah was offerin' t'brin' back into her life.

Not knowin' whar t'start, we agreed t'place an ad in a couple of th' swinger's magazines thet were available on th' noosstan's. It read as follers:

"ATTRACTIVE COUPLE: Seeks other couples o' sin'le females o' th' opposite sex o' males fo' mutual pleasure. Gang bangs an' o'gies OK but no pain o' hoomiliashun. Please send videos o' photos of yo'seff in ackshun."

 

[Dillinger]

When th' ad fust scooted we received quite a large response, though it was exclusively fum sin'le males an' married up wif min (wantin' t'swin' wifout their wives).

Now it was time t'take th' plunge. Part of our decishun was already made fo' us; our choices were limited t'men only. Mah wife an' ah sat down wif a bottle of likker t'review th' responses we had received an' t'pick someone out fo' our fust evah threesome.

Fo' our fust corntack we chose Rick. Shet mah mouth! Rick was a sin'le guy who had sent us a photo of hisse'f wif an ereckshun thet'd haf come close t'puttin' John-Boy Holmes t'shame. Th' pitcher he sent us showed a wo'ld class cock of impressive propo'shuns.

 

[Dillinger]

When Rick rang th' dorebell Jessica answered th' dore. She was warin' high heels, a sho't black skirt, an' a too tight black tank top wif no bra on unnerneath. Her tits is pow'ful trimenjus but firm, dawgone it. Not menny wimmen wif her best size c'd git away wifout warin' a bra. Hell, not menny wimmen even had her best size! She muss haf been quite a sight t'Rick who had nevah befo'e met her.

To say thet Rick was impressed'd be an unnerstatement. Th' bulge in his tight jeans made it quite obvious thet mah wife turned him on, as enny fool kin plainly see. Instant ereckshun. Jessica looked down an' let her gaze linger at his cock bulge fo' a long moment befo'e lookin' back up into his face an' smilin'.

ah sh'd menshun thet by th' time Rick had arrived we already had sevahal glasses of likker an' Jessica was quite tipsy. She hadn't origeenally planned on warin' th' sho't skirt, tight top, an' no bra. Origeenally she had dressed mo'e cornservatively, but as th' effecks of th' alcohol started t'hit her she decided t'change. ah guess she jest figgerd she might as fine hoof it all out.

Af'er a bit of small talk, an' some mo'e likker, Jessica leaned fo'ward t'put her likkerglass on th' a six pack table. She sat back up an' put one han' on mah thigh an' one on Rick's. She slowly, grajoolly inched her fingers up our legs t'our crotches.

Th' wine muss haf pow'ful loosened her up! Fry mah hide! ah doesn't reckon she'd no'mally haf been this hyar brazen an' bold, cuss it all t' tarnation. It warn't like Jessica t'take th' initiative, especially in a noo situashun.

Jessica proceeded t'rub th' mighty, mighty prominent bulges through th' material in both our pants. She then looked at me an' said, "Its only polite t'let our guess go fust."

Jessica turned t'Rick an', wifout so much as a by yer leave, unzipped his pants an' freed his cock. Shet mah mouth! As we both watched, Rick's dick grew larger an' larger (an' larger! Fry mah hide!) befo'e our eyes. Mah wife gasped an' only hesitated a moment befo'e swoopin' down t'eagerly gobble up whut had t'be twelve inches of hard, hot cockmeat! Fry mah hide! Th' enthusiasm wif which she dove into his crotch was amazin'.

 

[marksgirl]

You know I've been wanting to here this story! Please cont......!!!

 

[Dillinger]

(marksgirl - my pleasure to continue - and if you'd like to read the original its at: http://www.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=4818)

Jessica planted her lips on his huge shaf' an' kissed all aroun' it. She licked all aroun' th' haid, obviously savo'in' th' flavo' of th' pre-cum oozin' fum th' slit. She corntinued t'focus her attenshun on th' haid of his cock fo' th' next few minutes, all th' while hoommin' an' purrin' like a cat.

She kissed it an' licked it. She held it an' pumped it. She rubbed it all aroun' her lips. She teased it wif her tongue. She savo'ed it.

Mah wife then ingu'fed th' thick haid of his cock. Shet mah mouth! She slid her lips slowly down th' shaf' until she had about a quarter of thet monster fucker in her mouth. She went up an' down th' top part of his shaf' eagerly suckin' him into her throat. She fucked it wif her mouth.

Now Jessica is fine at suckin' dick, real fine, but in mah wildess dreams ah c'dn't imagine thet she'd be able t'take in enny mo'e of thet colostus. ah didn't believe it was physically postible. ah was wrong, acco'din' t' th' code o' th' heells!

Sumpin muss haf snapped in her, o' mebbe it was th' wine. Mah wife, who had nevah even deep throated mah substantial but smaller dick, suddenly fo'ced her haid almost three quarters of th' way down his shaf' in one long plunge. By mah calculashuns thet muss haf been about nine inches of thick hard dick in her mouth an' throat. Three quarters of a foot of dick in her mouth.

Jessica then proceeded t'go ballistic! Fry mah hide! She drove her mouth furiously up an' down th' incredible len'th of his prick, obviously determined t'drain him dry. No mo'tal man c'd last long unner thet frenzied an' assault an' Rick was no 'ception, as enny fool kin plainly see. He groaned an' loudly announced thet he was a-gonna cum, dawgone it. Jessica didn't let up fo' a second, cuss it all t' tarnation. It ennythin' she sucked even harder. She fucked her mouth up an' down his cock at bustneck speed, cuss it all t' tarnation.

Jessica pulled her mouth off his pulsatin' dick an' jerked him furiously. She said, "Come on Rick. Shet mah mouth! Gimme yer cum! Fry mah hide! Spray me. Jizz mah face. ah's hankerin' t'taste yer yummah cock cream! Fry mah hide! Feed me."

 

[Dillinger]

ah c'dn't believe whut ah was hearin'! Fry mah hide! Jessica had nevah been a mighty vocal lovah but hyar she was beggin' Rick t'cum on her face! ah was amazed, cuss it all t' tarnation. She was suckin' dick an' beggin' t'swaller cum, dawgone it.

Her ackshuns were even mo'e amazin' when yo' cornsider thet sho'tly af'er we were married up wif Jessica had decided thet she didn't like th' taste of cum, dawgone it. This hyar had nevah come up when we were datin'. On account o' then, she had nevah agin swallered mah jizz. Whutevah had come (cum?) on over her now, ah sure liked it! Fry mah hide!

Rick held out as long as he postibly c'd but soon foun' hisse'f shootin' a huge streamer of cum acrost mah wife's face an' into her hair. It jetted outta his cock like a rocket blastin' off.

Jessica lapped at his gushin' tool wif her tongue. She aimed it toward her wide-open mouth an' let it spray into her throat. Rick's aim was true. Mah wife swallered cum, she drank jizz. Blast af'er blast bombarded her but she was up t'th' tax. She took ev'rythin' he had t'give.

Jessica then aimed his spurtin' dick lower an' at th' same time pulled her top up t'expose her heavin' chest. Rick creamed her mo'e than ample tits. He coated them wif jizz. Cum covahed her huge boobs. Cock cream dripped off her nipples.

Jessica then stuffed his huge dick back in her mouth an' drained him dry. She sucked him fo' all she was wo'th, vacuumin' ev'ry last drop of jizz outta him, dawgone it. She was insatiable! She was incredible. She was cum crazy. An' she warn't done yet.

She released his still throbbin' cock fum th' warmth of her mouth an' used her fingers t'scoop his cum off her tits an' face. Mah wife then licked th' still hot jizz off them wif her tongue. She sucked one finger at a time into her mouth until not a sin'le drop reJawjad, cuss it all t' tarnation. A cum suckin' perfo'mance of epic propo'shuns. Amazin'! Fry mah hide!