Jessica Alba sex stories - there should be MORE!!!

TheCaptain

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Hey everyone.

I'm working, slowly now so I don't really know how long it will take, on the idea of doing a Jessica Alba celebrity story. There are only one or two Alba tales out there on Lit at the moment... I saw a sendup picture of the new movie she is in, Into the Blue, which said instead Into the Alba.

Made me laugh, cause thats basically what the main drawcard of the movie will be, Jessica Alba or for the girls, maybe Paul Walker too. Does anyone have any ideas for a story with this as a title? Any at all?

Sly sex at the premier, or maybe an erotic rendevous a the afterparty?

Perhaps Alba (others too) can get busy with one or more of the stage-hands helping with the project?

Maybe a lucky rookie reporter could get the 'scoop' of a lifetime!

Or perhaps a lucky Aussie fan :)D) could get Alba to fall in love with his rustic charms, and live happily ever after banging their troubles away under the sheet! hehehe

Just a few ideas I have, anyone want to help formulate some people might actually be INTERESTED IN READING ABOUT? :p

Capt
 
bisexplicit said:
*doesn't understand the celebrity obsession thing*

and they can't understand our obsession with you, either ;)
but both exist, inexpicably and eternally....lustfully
 
sirhugs said:
and they can't understand our obsession with you, either ;)
but both exist, inexpicably and eternally....lustfully

haha.

Its so much better to lust over me then to lust over a celebrity. :D
 
bisexplicit said:
haha.

Its so much better to lust over me then to lust over a celebrity. :D

aw yes, but we have time for both :D :devil:
 
Why Celebrityies

I think the draw of celebrities is that we know who they are. Its not a girl we dreamt up based on a starlet it is Jessica Alba who ever man in America wants right now (damn near anyway i think she's a bit over rated myself) but you don't have describe her. It makes the writing a little easier. I don't need to give you a three paragraph description of Pamela Anderson, you know who she is and what she looks like.
 
bisexplicit said:
*doesn't understand the celebrity obsession thing*
hahaha :p

Yeah, it's not a major fixation for me, celebrity, but Alba sure as heck is! :D ;)

Come on, ya can't tell me you've NEVER found a celeb unbelievably hot! I just WON'T believe it if you tell me there's never been a guy/gal celeb who's gotten you real hot 'n flustered, like Jess does to me :cool:

Capt
 
Jessica Alba is a definite hottie. Still, it's tough to write a good celebrity story. I guess they work best as stroke, essentially painting a picture of a hot celeb fucking.

So yes, I'll vote in favor of more Jessica Alba.
 
Sean Renaud said:
I think the draw of celebrities is that we know who they are. Its not a girl we dreamt up based on a starlet it is Jessica Alba who ever man in America wants right now (damn near anyway i think she's a bit over rated myself) but you don't have describe her. It makes the writing a little easier. I don't need to give you a three paragraph description of Pamela Anderson, you know who she is and what she looks like.

in addition, the best celeb story prospects come with a preconceived set of presumed charateristic which set up the character and plot quickly, or which can be lampooned. Like when Britney was pretending to be a virgin, portraying her as a slut had extra zing.
 
sirhugs said:
in addition, the best celeb story prospects come with a preconceived set of presumed charateristic which set up the character and plot quickly, or which can be lampooned. Like when Britney was pretending to be a virgin, portraying her as a slut had extra zing.
Okay, what do you think would be a good scenario for Jessica Alba? I'm working with her feeling dispondent because of her new celebrity/success, a surprise visit from an old childhood crush of hers, her feeling the old sense of giddy excitement, passion ensures...

Yes James, this won't be some romantic wonder methinks, but most probably just a stroke-story. It's really the only type of work that I have the time and inclination for at the moment, sadly.

Capt
 
TheCaptain said:
Okay, what do you think would be a good scenario for Jessica Alba? I'm working with her feeling dispondent because of her new celebrity/success, a surprise visit from an old childhood crush of hers, her feeling the old sense of giddy excitement, passion ensures...


Capt

how about on location sex, they watch the sharks, get strangely excited.maybe with one of the shark wranglers?
 
sirhugs said:
how about on location sex, they watch the sharks, get strangely excited.maybe with one of the shark wranglers?
hmmmm, interesting idea sirhugs.... something along those lines is possible, and that's all you really need with a celeb story, the plausibility factor. And then sometimes it seems you don't even need that! :p

Might have a better idea of it after the movie comes out over here.... all I know for a fact thou is that Lit needs a few more Alba tales, and I'm gonna have a go at one of them :cool:

Capt
 
sirhugs said:
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sorry..did you say something? Just snoozing dreaming of a hottie with her own boyfriend...how dull
I dunno, you put a voyeuristic/exhibitionistic spin on it and it might be interesting. Sex tape? Performing for the paparazzi's benefit?
 
sirhugs said:
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

sorry..did you say something? Just snoozing dreaming of a hottie with her own boyfriend...how dull
Yes well, Mike's a lucky fkn bastard, reckon a couple hundred million guys wish they were in his shoes when it comes to bein Alba's man-toy and he probably knows it too, the bastard! :nana:

Capt
 
JamesSD said:
I dunno, you put a voyeuristic/exhibitionistic spin on it and it might be interesting. Sex tape? Performing for the paparazzi's benefit?
Well yes, either scenario is interesting enough as a story idea :D

Check out these pix, sort of lends to the notion that there might have been a bit of staging in their actions... maybe. OR they're just in love, really affectionate with each other :)

Capt

http://www.neocelebs.com/fg/j/jessica_alba_09/pics/jessica_alba_18.jpg

http://www.neocelebs.com/fg/j/jessica_alba_09/pics/jessica_alba_19.jpg

http://www.neocelebs.com/fg/j/jessica_alba_09/pics/jessica_alba_05.jpg

http://www.neocelebs.com/fg/j/jessica_alba_09/pics/jessica_alba_12.jpg
 
TheCaptain said:
Yes well, Mike's a lucky fkn bastard, reckon a couple hundred million guys wish they were in his shoes when it comes to bein Alba's man-toy and he probably knows it too, the bastard! :nana:

Capt


I prefer not to wear shoes while having sex, personally
 
sirhugs said:
I prefer not to wear shoes while having sex, personally
Well that's good to know then :p

Happy to get some wherever I can myself, and if its a rushjob, surely shoes aren't a major restriction? ;)

Capt
 
TheCaptain said:
Well that's good to know then :p

Happy to get some wherever I can myself, and if its a rushjob, surely shoes aren't a major restriction? ;)

Capt

maybe Jess meets a shoe salesman?
 
HELP!!! :(

Anyone and everyone out in Story Ideas, I need help working this Jessica Alba concept into something good.... whatever I come up with at night (when I usually work best on Lit-stories) seems crap to me in the mornings on review, and its killing me!

I was first-off thinking some kind of incest story between Jessica and her less-successful younger brother, by about a year, Joshua Alba.

Then it turned into some kind of love-in with a bodyguard, due to some kind of cheating/neglectful actions on the part of fiance Mike Weatherly.

That's sort of fizzled out, so I took the morphed suggestion of Sir to do some kind of shoe salesman scenario but that's also died on page two and there is ABSOLUTELY no way I can see writing myself out of the cheesy, bland and unrealistic hole I've dug for myself :p

I need ideas, and I need a scenario I can stretch out to step-by-step plot outlines so I can keep myself somewhat on track. I have a way of writing which is for the most part, come up with a place where you want to get to and write your own way there. It's how I've done the rest of my stories and they're pretty alright. I just cannot work this one out that way, sadly, and I'm ask for some help from some of the regulars, and newbies too if you're checking this out! :D

Thanks a bunch.

Capt
 
TheCaptain said:
HELP!!! :(

Anyone and everyone out in Story Ideas, I need help working this Jessica Alba concept into something good.... whatever I come up with at night (when I usually work best on Lit-stories) seems crap to me in the mornings on review, and its killing me!

I was first-off thinking some kind of incest story between Jessica and her less-successful younger brother, by about a year, Joshua Alba.

Then it turned into some kind of love-in with a bodyguard, due to some kind of cheating/neglectful actions on the part of fiance Mike Weatherly.

That's sort of fizzled out, so I took the morphed suggestion of Sir to do some kind of shoe salesman scenario but that's also died on page two and there is ABSOLUTELY no way I can see writing myself out of the cheesy, bland and unrealistic hole I've dug for myself :p

I need ideas, and I need a scenario I can stretch out to step-by-step plot outlines so I can keep myself somewhat on track. I have a way of writing which is for the most part, come up with a place where you want to get to and write your own way there. It's how I've done the rest of my stories and they're pretty alright. I just cannot work this one out that way, sadly, and I'm ask for some help from some of the regulars, and newbies too if you're checking this out! :D

Thanks a bunch.

Capt

so whats the place where you want to go to? I agree with you that you need to define that.

Though I'm a big celeb fan, I only read selected stories, and have given up trying to write them because unless there is a good hook - that place you want to go, or an interesting bend in the road there, it will always seem generic, thus actually cheapening the attraction rather than enhancing it.

Once you have more than " J Alba is hot, I'd like to write a story" you will be ready.
 
sirhugs said:
so whats the place where you want to go to? I agree with you that you need to define that.

Though I'm a big celeb fan, I only read selected stories, and have given up trying to write them because unless there is a good hook - that place you want to go, or an interesting bend in the road there, it will always seem generic, thus actually cheapening the attraction rather than enhancing it.

Once you have more than " J Alba is hot, I'd like to write a story" you will be ready.
yes I think I have some defining to do before I proceed any further... but she is hot, and I do want to write a story about her :p

Thanks for ya help though and wil have to work on this a little bit morez :)

Capt
 
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