jerky guys from high school

[amelia]

i found out today that a guy i want to high school with got elected to our school board...and i'm left wondering..what the fuck...

isn't this the guy that took my camera from me on the last day of school...shoved it down his pants..and took a picture of his cock to give me something to remember him by....

 

[perks]

that's bad, right?

 

[amelia]

well...his cock wasn't bad...


it's just the idea that a screw up has changed enough to be on the school board for christ's sake...

 

[glamorilla]

All the popular girls in high school ended up marrying all the popular guys in high school...except they all ended up marrying every body elses boyfriend and they opened up a hair salon where it's perpetually 1984 complete with aqua and pink wallpaper and Nagel prints on the walls...


*shudders*

 

[perks]

All the popular girls in high school ended up marrying all the popular guys in high school...except they all ended up marrying every body elses boyfriend and they opened up a hair salon where it's perpetually 1984 complete with aqua and pink wallpaper and Nagel prints on the walls...


*shudders*

you fucked their hubbies didn't you?

 

[amelia]

*shudders*

i think i'm the only girl in my graduating class that hasn't gotten married or had children

 

[perks]

i think i'm the only girl in my graduating class that hasn't gotten married or had children

I used to be that girl, now look at me. I'm such a partygirl, now.

 

[badasschick]

i think i'm the only girl in my graduating class that hasn't gotten married or had children

Nope.

I went to my reunion and it was an utter farce.

Want to hear something really messed up?

The idiots that used to bug the shit outta me live in my building......3000 mi away from home!!!

and now when its trendy to be caught out with me, I'm turning them down each time they ask to hang out. 'Cause time hasn't been good to their looks.


Yeah, I'm allowing myself to be shallow like that this time....I'm entitled, don't you think?

 

[Lauren Hynde]

 

[glamorilla]

you fucked their hubbies didn't you?

Just the one.

 

[perks]

I KNEW IT!!

 

[Ginny]

well...his cock wasn't bad...

did you save the pic, amelia? post it on Pulsating Tumescent ManMeat....<nodding>


lmao @ glam's aqua and pink themed hair salon with Nagels still on the wall.....

 

[Spinaroonie]

If you're on a school board it means you're a moron. You have no sense of money, or reasonability.

 

[Ice Cold]

Blew off my reunion, If I wanted to stay in touch with people from Highschool, I wouldn't have waited 10 years to do it.

If you still have that picture of him, send it around... see how long he is still on the board of ed. Should be good for some small laughs

 

[amelia]

did you save the pic, amelia? post it on Pulsating Tumescent ManMeat....<nodding>


lmao @ glam's aqua and pink themed hair salon with Nagels still on the wall.....

(digging through photo albums...)

if i find it..i'm posting it!!!!

 

[amelia]

Blew off my reunion, If I wanted to stay in touch with people from Highschool, I wouldn't have waited 10 years to do it.

yeah..i did too!! i figure..i'm in touch with all the people i cared about...

although..i hate to admit..i loved high school..it was really easy for me..and a great time in my life....


i mean...uhhh..yeah..high school sucked!!
(hiding cheerleading outfit..and prom queen crown)

 

[CarolineOh]

Hmmm I have my 20th HS reunion coming up next year. I'm liking the idea of showing up with my hot, younger, black boyfriend.

 

[Laurel]

We accidentally walked into a Street Faire today. While checking out the blocks & blocks of clothespin reindeer, lace doilies, and other necessities, I saw a girl who had been one of the prettiest & most popular girls at my school. She wore sweatpants and a big t-shirt over her pregnant belly as she pushed a stroller with a two-year-old in it. She had a sour expression on her face, as did the hulking ex-con-looking dude with her. Things that make you go "hmm"...

 

[paphian]

We accidentally walked into a Street Faire today. While checking out the blocks & blocks of clothespin reindeer, lace doilies, and other necessities, I saw a girl who had been one of the prettiest & most popular girls at my school. She wore sweatpants and a big t-shirt over her pregnant belly as she pushed a stroller with a two-year-old in it. She had a sour expression on her face, as did the hulking ex-con-looking dude with her. Things that make you go "hmm"...

I'd pay good money to see something just like that featuring a few men and women I went to HS with.

 

[Private Vasquez]

We accidentally walked into a Street Faire today. While checking out the blocks & blocks of clothespin reindeer, lace doilies, and other necessities, I saw a girl who had been one of the prettiest & most popular girls at my school. She wore sweatpants and a big t-shirt over her pregnant belly as she pushed a stroller with a two-year-old in it. She had a sour expression on her face, as did the hulking ex-con-looking dude with her. Things that make you go "hmm"...

whoa! for a second there...I thought you were talkin' about me. Except for that ex-con part...

 

[Liontamr]

i think i'm the only girl in my graduating class that hasn't gotten married or had children

I know for a fact that in my grad class of 38.. I am one of three who haven't managed to get pregnant, cause someone to be pregnant or marry.

And it's only 6 years ago that we graduated.

 

[freescorfr]

Life is like a pond - all the shit rises to the top.

 

[amelia]

Life is like a pond - all the shit rises to the top.

hi free....! it's good to see you!

is it really the top..? it's only a school board...

 

[Sillyman]

Fuck High School, High School sucks. My school was way too strict anyway. They wouldn't even let you smoke pot in the gym any more. Fuck 'em.

 

[JazzManJim]

(hiding cheerleading outfit..and prom queen crown)

No no no no no no no no no no no wait.

Don't put that outfit away just yet.

No, seriously, that he's been elected to the School Board doesn't mean he's still not a complete moron. It just means that he's managed to charm enough folks to vote for him.