Jenny's Cottage

[Lollygirl26]

Sitting out on the deck. Wow...end of May in Texas and it feels great.

 

[VisualExplorer]

Ah, that bottle of Bob Dylan’s Heaven’s Door double barrel whiskey is behind the bar right where I left it.
A Jenny’s Cottage Memorial Day toast!

 

[JennyNo1]

Ah, that bottle of Bob Dylan’s Heaven’s Door double barrel whiskey is behind the bar right where I left it.
A Jenny’s Cottage Memorial Day toast!

oops. I didn't know that was yours. I only drank a little...er, about half of it.

 

[BlackCashmere]

Sending some love and hugs for My Jenny...

 

[VisualExplorer]

No problem. It’s your cottage. Besides, I have another bottle stashed under my bed. Oops, did I say that out loud?

 

[JennyNo1]

Sending some love and hugs for My Jenny...

*hugs* back to you, my love!

No problem. It’s your cottage. Besides, I have another bottle stashed under my bed. Oops, did I say that out loud?

I heard nothing...nothing, I say!

 

[Deacon_Voss]

*hugs* back to you, my love!

I heard nothing...nothing, I say!

Yeah yeahj, I have no idea what you're tal;king about. Whiskey you say?

*slips the bottle back under my bed.*

 

[JennyNo1]

Hmmm, I'm going to need to check all the mattresses in this place!

 

[Deacon_Voss]

Hmmm, I'm going to need to check all the mattresses in this place!

But but . . . we had a deal Jenny

*whispers in her ear*

 

[JennyNo1]

But but . . . we had a deal Jenny

*whispers in her ear*

Mmhmm....you can keep it there, but I still get half!

 

[VisualExplorer]

*hugs* back to you, my love!

I heard nothing...nothing, I say!

Whew, our little secret. Wait, mattress check? 50% penalty?
*orders a case for curbside pickup*

 

[JennyNo1]

Whew, our little secret. Wait, mattress check? 50% penalty?
*orders a case for curbside pickup*

Eh, it actually just goes back to the bar. So you still have access. I'm not much of a whiskey drinker.

 

[VisualExplorer]

Eh, it actually just goes back to the bar. So you still have access. I'm not much of a whiskey drinker.

So what is your drink of choice?

 

[JennyNo1]

So what is your drink of choice?

I usually stick with wine, either a pinot grigio or a Gewurtztraminer. With hard liquor, it's a margarita or bourbon & coke.

 

[VisualExplorer]

I usually stick with wine, either a pinot grigio or a Gewurtztraminer. With hard liquor, it's a margarita or bourbon & coke.

Ok, the bar is stocked. I’m actually with you on hard liquor - mixed drinks except for the occasional shot from my shot ski during tailgates.

 

[JennyNo1]

Ok, the bar is stocked. I’m actually with you on hard liquor - mixed drinks except for the occasional shot from my shot ski during tailgates.

Well, the occasional shot of tequila is a given, of course!

 

[VisualExplorer]

Yes!
Or Fireball.
I built a shot wheel for Jimmy Buffett tailgates and last year went through 250 Jell-O shots and 6 1.75 liter bottles of Fireball served up in my shot ski. Fortunately I did much more serving than drinking.
https://www.buffettnews.com/forum/download/file.php?id=5641

 

[JennyNo1]

Yes!
Or Fireball.
I built a shot wheel for Jimmy Buffett tailgates and last year went through 250 Jell-O shots and 6 1.75 liter bottles of Fireball served up in my shot ski. Fortunately I did much more serving than drinking.
https://www.buffettnews.com/forum/download/file.php?id=5641

Good grief!

 

[JennyNo1]

All righty then. Time for me to meander off to bed. If you want your whiskey out from under the mattress, you'd better get it now!

 

[VisualExplorer]

*sneaks in trying to be as quiet as possible*

 

[JennyNo1]

ding dong, rings the bell - can i come in please miss ?

What's the secret password?

 

[JennyNo1]

boobs?

I'm pretty sure you guessed that, but come on in anyway!

 

[JennyNo1]

thank you Jenny, nice place you got here

here's some for you

Aww, thank you! I hardly ever get flowers. The bar's open - what's your pleasure?

 

[JennyNo1]

you're welcome

rum n coke please

For breakfast?

 

[JennyNo1]

ok, tea and toast then please

*slips a little whiskey in your tea*