Jeffs B-Day

[Expertise]

Our favorite vestal virgin (original flavor not the new and improved re-virginizedmodel)and closet romantic hits the two decade mark tomorrow.

Jeff is 20

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR JEEEEE-EFFFFFFFF
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU

Hecate please administer twenty whacks

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Welcome out of teenagehood. Happy Birthday, Jeff.

 

[CreamyLady]

Happy Birthday, Jeff, and remember, growing up is vastly overrated. Look at how many of us manage to avoid it altogether!

 

[Nicole]

Happy Birthday Jeff, with all the bad news you have received lately, you need something happy.

Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday dear Jeff
Happy Birthday to you.

This comes with a big *Huggggggggggggggggggggggggggg* and a wet *Kisssssssssssssssssssssssss*.

Have a great day babe.

 

[Endlessly]

*LOL@Expertise*

Happy B-day, Jeff baby!

 

[Mortto56]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JEFF!!!.....What it would be like to be 20 again "OOHHH!.....HAAAA! a word of advice,don't take any wooden nickels.

 

[Angelique]

Happy Birthday Jeff!!!!

And only one decade younger than me. Hey, it sounds better than 10 years, right?

Best wishes for an awesome birthday hon!

 

[SimplySouthern]

Happy Birthday Jeffy-Baby!

If I were a stripper I would take it all off for you and shake my booty....but I'm not, so I'll stay fully dressed lest i scare of the BB members.

Instead..my favorite birthday toast:

*raising glass*

May your home never be large enough to hold all your friends.

Have a great Birthday!

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

If I were a stripper I would take it all off for you and shake my booty....but I'm not, so I'll stay fully dressed...

(pssst! Jeff, don't let her fool ya. If you get her good and liquored up, she'll lose those clothes quicker than if they were on fire. Rude of her to wish you to have a small house, though, isn't it? Oh yeah, and don't take your eyes off her. I heard she steals silverware.)

 

[*Eve*]

Happy, Birthday Jeff. I hope you have a happy one. As a gift I will spare you from my singing.

 

[Jeff726]

If I were a stripper I would take it all off for you and shake my booty....but I'm not, so I'll stay fully dressed...

(pssst! Jeff, don't let her fool ya. If you get her good and liquored up, she'll lose those clothes quicker than if they were on fire. Rude of her to wish you to have a small house, though, isn't it? Oh yeah, and don't take your eyes off her. I heard she steals silverware.)

I'm too cheap for silverware. I steal from KFC and Taco Bell!

 

[Jeff726]

*sniff*

Thank you everyone. This means more to me than you will ever know. I have had a rough few weeks of late, and seeing these posts really warms my heart. Granted I won't be doing a damn thing tomorrow (no money) but knowing people care about me is all the gifts or money I need. From Tiggs to Angelique and from MADDOG to Lasher (I think), I feel I have met some great people on here and look forward to many more years filled with excitement, happiness, and hopefully a wife by the time I am 30.

All my best love and peace to all,


Jeff
soon to have a surprise for you all
looking forward to Hecate's spankings

 

[Gingersnap]

Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you You look like a virgin and talk like one too......

Really though Jeff have a wonderful birthday and I do respect your choice. Maybe don't understand it but I respect you for doing what your heart tells you.

 

[Isabella Thorne]

*giving you a peace sign back*
have a good one Jeff dear!
*blowing you kisses .....*

 

[Jeff726]

I don't know if it is so much a choice as it is girls find me unattractive. Oh well.

 

[Gingersnap]

Jeff for all my kidding around I think you are a really sincere,kind and honest guy. You will meet someone who will love you for all those reasons. I just know that will happen.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Stuff jeff, now you are old and grey.
Ask wizard the secret to eternal youth
Never eat yellow snow
Always be nice to lasher
Look after yourself

She is coming!
Oh and happy birthday

Da chef


(SS you will never scare me clothes off...)

 

[SimplySouthern]

Awww Cheffie...you say the sweetest things.

 

[Guest]

Jeff, you may have lost your teenagehood this year, but next year you'll GAIN your manhood.

 

[Ezzie]

I don't know if it is so much a choice as it is girls find me unattractive. Oh well.

Jeff sweetie, I've seen your pics and if someone sees you as unattractive then I'll have to have a few words with them. lol

Happy birthday hon, what'd ya get me? hehe

Ezzie http://smilecwm.tripod.com/net/smileysex5.gif

 

[Hecate]

Ooops - so I am late huh?

Sorry I am late for the big event but .... *winks* don't you think you could avoid this special "present" of mine, Jeff ....

Now - look - I even tied a nice red bow around the whip .. care to .. unwrap it? Now - over my lap and ....


Happy *smack*
Birthday *smack*
dear *smack*
Jeff *smack*
and *smack*
many *smack*
happy *smack*
returns *smack*
of *smack*
the *smack*
day *smack*

Herzlichen *smack*
Glückwunsch *smack*
zum *smack*
Geburtstag *smack*
und *smack*
alles *smack*
Liebe *smack*
und *smack*
Gute!! *smack*

Now darling .. how was that for a propper 20th B-day spanking??? And don't you tell me you didn't like it - cause I'll be back for the 21st next year *winks* or maybe we should have another one for 20 and 1 week .. 20 and 2 weeks ... .. now would that then make like ... 1.040+1 smacks calculated on a weekly basis??

.... anyway .... do I see some more bows and gift wrapping on the Ladies around? Looks like you have still a few more presents to unwrap *winks*!!

Hope you are having a great celebration -
ohhh, to be 20 again .. Naaahhh *lol* NO WAY!!!

 

[Jeff726]

Ok I think I should go to bed now. Take care all and thanks so much for the wonderful wishes. It feels good being liked for once on here. (hugs Siren)

I'll let ya know what happens later today if anything at all.


Love,


Jeff

 

[Magic Merlin]

A LATE "HAPPY BIRTHDAY"!

Just wanted to say a Happy Birthday Jeff. The BIG 20. Now the fun begins.

I also want to compliment you Jeff on the way you took the feedback from this board when you first arrived and turned it into a positive for yourself. I'm glad you stayed.

Now go out and have fun this week! Make your birthday last a while......

Enjoy

MM

 

[Bushido71XS]

Happy Birthday Jeff, may you have many more and may the gods shine on you with joy.

 

[MADDOG]

Jeffy! Sorry I'm late mate! Have a really happy 20th you bastard! Go out, sink some piss, pass out somewhere quiet, and try not to get locked up for vagrancy!

MADDOG