Jeff Gordon is hating life and I hope Dale Jr. wrecks.

[riff]

This is literotica and I don't understand how people can pull for anyone but Mark Martin in the Viagra Ford Taurus #6.

The Rousch boys were supposed to be down this year, but they are surprising a lot of people.

Other than the Daytona 500, this is my favorite NASCAR race.

Even if it is one big fake commercial like 'ras'lin'.

 

[lavender]

 

[modest mouse]

Amelia


Right?




*eidt:

nascar is stupid

 

[riff]

My kitten is named Amelia.

She hopes they wreck too.

MM- I can't help it. I like racing. My dad worked for VOA (Volkswagen Of America) and they did the parts distribution for Porsche-Audi when I was a kid and we went to a lot of IMSA races. We thought NASCAR was a joke (it is), but it is still racing.

It's one big commercial. Still, if I could race even in Busch series, I'd do it. I love speed.

When I drive to work, it's a race. I am damned good. It's safest out front.

 

[riff]

I love your kitty avatar.

What did you end up naming him/her?

Amelia. After "ameliaishorneeeee."

Look at her. (my kitten). She is an Amelia. Purrrfect name. ameliaishorneee says she feels honored.

Good. A cat and a human feel honored.

 

[modest mouse]

riffster, coming form a devout hater of felines(thats overstating it a bit)... your kitty and the way you serenade her is pretty fucking cool. THe pic of her playing near your records was a classic.

Now... Nascar is a trobute to intelligent marketing because its racing without any interest other than left hand turns. How revolutionary. give me some F1 or some midget cars on a dirt tracka nd I'll sit around ans slug beers with ya... but no Nascar.

And its not driving fast (speeding) its time utilization. Tell that to the Cops, it goes over so well.

 

[riff]

How right you are. I don't speed. But I pick my lanes. Most of the passing I do is upon acceleration and breaking.

It's amazing how well I do. People are on autocruise. They are not alert. I don't want to be behind people like that.

I wish NASCAR would give the Daytona infield road-course a shot. That's what IMSA used. I got old Super 8 movies of them. Fucking Carerras on 3 wheels going through the hairpin. Hal Holbrooks MONZA chevy spitting out a backfire on downshift.

Cool shit.

One thing I love about IMSA is that they have classes. You race the track and you race your class (like several races in one).

Nascar is like AM radio. IMSA is/was like surround sound stereo.

 

[pabloback]

you want race action , you want to watch wsb world superbikes, todays round was over here in silverstone , one of the worlds fastest tracks , pissed down with rain , water was 3 inches deep and they were bashing fairings at 170 miles per hour
a real mans sport .............oh yeah y'all will be pleased to know that a texan won the first race [beating a jap and a limey]

 

[Shaq]

Everyone likes wrecks....ask Homer Simpson...wrecks make nascar worth watching....

 

[pabloback]

some good wrecks in the indy 500 today as well

 

[riff]

Did ya see the finish? Coolo.

F1 was in Monte Carlo after.

Fuck NASCAR (really)

F1 is the standard of racing. Knock them out the box, Jaques.

 

[Juspar Emvan]

Gimmie Rally or Australian Super Saloon racing anyday.

Mt Panorama is a Mecca.

 

[pabloback]

if jacques had a decent car and juan pablo didnt keep blowing his engine schumacher would be history
coultard ran a perfect race to win in monte carlo though

 

[riff]

If I could race


I'd do F1.

 

[ExLimey]

I don't watch it but I just heard them talking about "spring rubbers".

WTF? Is this some sort of special latex that keeps your cock warmer becuase it's not summer?

Only racing I do doesn't involve tires (tyres) or motors and is measured in knots! We do sometimes have crashes though.

 

[RhumbRunner13]

NASCAR is......

.....racing taxi cabs! F 1 is how you learn to drive CART Series!

Riff,

see if you like this AV.

Rhumb

 

[Mister Happy]

Is Speed Racer running this year?
Never bet against the powerful Mach 5......

 

[pabloback]

cart is where you go when you are too slow for f1
ask mario, arie, emerson, nigel and max papis