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Gizmondo said:
Slime Turns Into Sex Toy, Childhood Memories Shattered Forever

Remember that classic "toy" slime that came in a little garbage can? Ever use it to have sex? Yeah, um... me neither. Anyway, it turned 30 years old this month. To celebrate, Japan's Mega Store is releasing an updated line of products called Adult Slime. Nostalgic Generation Xer's will be happy to know the line has expanded to include four new scents that "appeal to adult sensitivities," including hot, relax, love and the ironically named elegance. Bedroom? Meet Slimer. Wet Naps not included.
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http://www.gizmodo.com.au/2008/05/s...y_childhood_memories_shattered_forever-2.html


If nothing else, Oblimo might get a plot bunny out of it. :cool:
 
Japan has already produced "slime girl" hentai so this doesn't seem all that surprising.

Really freaking weird though.
 
don't forget the 'Hello Kitty' vibrators you can get.... My first make-up kit to my first vibe :rolleyes:
 
TrulyRedBeauty said:
I'm thinking it's one for the guys:rolleyes: Maybe a fleshlite without the container?
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Well, the Slime that I remember wouldn't be solid enough to create friction, but it's too viscous to be like lube.

I'm giving this way too much thought. Never mind. :rolleyes:
 
tickledkitty said:
Well, the Slime that I remember wouldn't be solid enough to create friction, but it's too viscous to be like lube.

I'm giving this way too much thought. Never mind. :rolleyes:
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If you kinda held it in your hands and pumped into it, it might feel kinda nice if you had a cock and it was warm. I think hte stuff I had had maybe dried out a bit... you could kind of hold it
 
TrulyRedBeauty said:
If you kinda held it in your hands and pumped into it, it might feel kinda nice if you had a cock and it was warm. I think hte stuff I had had maybe dried out a bit... you could kind of hold it
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I just had a vision of the purple stuff with the rubber worms in it. :D
 
On behalf of the average Japanese person, I would just like to say ....

Oh, nevermind, I can't speak for a nation, but for my part, I'm a bit appalled by love slime. I mean, that comes in a jar. Just sayin' ....
 
Sorry. This is all my fault.

Really.

(But not really really. The idea was already embryonic when I got involved, and WaM has been big in ecchi pop culture for decades.)
 
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yui said:
On behalf of the average Japanese person, I would just like to say ....

Oh, nevermind, I can't speak for a nation, but for my part, I'm a bit appalled by love slime. I mean, that comes in a jar. Just sayin' ....
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THREADJACK!!

Yui!
My love.
One of my first unrealized online girl crushes.
A huge part of why I changed teams!!

How are you, oh beautiful one?
*swoon*
 
logophile said:
THREADJACK!!

Yui!
My love.
One of my first unrealized online girl crushes.
A huge part of why I changed teams!!

How are you, oh beautiful one?
*swoon*
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Logo!

My sweet! My second girl unsatisfied crush (sorry, vella was my first, cos she's just so freaking Vella)!

I wish I could change teams for real. Cos I think you're playing on a lovely team.

I'm good. Missing you.

I've swooned. I've whimpered. I've missed you.

:kiss: :heart:
 
Hmmm...what in the name of Buford T. Justice does this goop have to do with sex? :confused:

It ain't lube, it ain't a false vagina, it ain't for massages, it won't hold someone down--what the hell good is it?

I have an active imagination, but frankly, I'm puzzled. :p
 
sweetsubsarahh said:
Love it!

:heart:
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:devil:

The funny thing is, about six months into the Oblimo Invents a Fetish Community Experiment, I parked my car in a Tennessee parking lot at the sweltering height of Summer. I came back a couple hours later to realize I had left an unopened can of root beer in the cup holder, and the heat had it swelling into a football shape. I gently lifted it out of the car, and had brought myself about when it exploded.

A fountain of serous foam hit me square in the face and chest. After a few seconds of admitted my own idiocy to God, my very next thought was: "This doesn't feel sexy at all."
 
yui said:
On behalf of the average Japanese person, I would just like to say ....

Oh, nevermind, I can't speak for a nation, but for my part, I'm a bit appalled by love slime. I mean, that comes in a jar. Just sayin' ....
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:kiss:YUI!!!!:kiss:
 
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