James Lipton, Cocksucker Extraordinaire

[RastaPope]

This guy is a brownosing, pompous motherfucker. The kids in the audience of his show, Inside the Actors Studio, are just as bad, most times. Asking silly questions, waxing insightful....I mean, it's great to see interviews that are longer than 4 or 5 minutes, but christ...

 

[badasschick]

I really hate that couchfuck.

 

[Leigh]

Are you watching Conan right now? He's on.

I like Will Ferrell's impression of him.

 

[Purple Haze]

Cocksucker indeed.

Major suck-ass drivel like no other since.......David Brenner.

A whole audience of losers, wannabes.

Hating Mr. Sycophant is so enjoyable, isn't it?

 

[RastaPope]

Are you watching Conan right now? He's on.

I like Will Ferrell's impression of him.

Sure am. Conan is a great guy.

Mr.Lipton, on the other hand, will go to hell and be molested by Satan's satanic elephants.

 

[Purple Haze]

The world is full of out-of-work "thespians."

Where do you think Jerry Springer gets his guests?

DeNiro should smack Lipton around a little.

 

[RastaPope]

The world is full of out-of-work "thespians."

Where do you think Jerry Springer gets his guests?

DeNiro should smack Lipton around a little.

These damned kids in the audience. Maybe 2 of them, all the audiences combined will get anywhere. The rest will make my morning coffee at Starbucks. IF I went to Starbucks.

Some will pump my gas.

I should ask AmishPope what he thinks, since he's a fairly prominent actor.

 

[Nora]

Sure am. Conan is a great guy.

Mr.Lipton, on the other hand, will go to hell and be molested by Satan's satanic elephants.

Dear God!! Not Satan's satanic elephants!!

heheheh!! I like that! May I borrow it, assuming I give full and proper credit?

 

[RastaPope]

Dear God!! Not Satan's satanic elephants!!

heheheh!! I like that! May I borrow it, assuming I give full and proper credit?

Sure thing, sweetcheeks. Just promise that if you ever see Lipton, or that patently unfunny bastard Ferrel, you'll give them a swift kick in the nuts for me.

 

[Shaq]

Are you watching Conan right now? He's on.

I like Will Ferrell's impression of him.

Conan is the greatest....that mans show should be run in syndication twice a day...

 

[Nora]

Sure thing, sweetcheeks. Just promise that if you ever see Lipton, or that patently unfunny bastard Ferrel, you'll give them a swift kick in the nuts for me.

*nods* Deal!

*swoons* He called me sweetcheeks!

 

[Laurel]

Conan O'Brien is sexy.

 

[Leigh]

Just promise that if you ever see Lipton, or that patently unfunny bastard Ferrel, you'll give them a swift kick in the nuts for me.

GASP! No! Not Will!

 

[Guest]

GASP! No! Not Will!

Yes. Will Ferrel is one of the banes of my sad pathetic existence. Neven been funny and he never will. Wasn't funny in Zoolander(i'm ashamed to have even watched it, was that bad), wasn't funny in Jay&Silent Bob Strike Back, isn't funny on Saturday Night Live(though SNL hasn't been funny in years, with the current exception of Tina Fey...speaking of, ladies, all you harboring crushes on her sidekick guy, forget his name, you should know he's as gay as a 3 dollar bill with a picture of Bruce Vilanche on it)

 

[Purple Haze]

Yes, Will.

Are his fifteen minutes up yet?

 

[Problem Child]

Who's Bruce Vilanche?

 

[RastaPope]

He writes all the bad Oscar and Emmy jokes, usually. Most of the award shows use this silly fuck. He's on Hollywood Squares now, I do believe....Extremely...rotund. Bad, bad bushy dirty blond hair, red Sally Jesse eyeglasses. I'm sure you've probably had the displeasure of seeing him, or at least hearing his bad jokes.


Need I say gaylord?

No, I need not.

Although he is.
(seriously, but he's open, not secret. just passing on the facts)