James, I'm gonna put you in a story

Desiremakesmeweak

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If you don't mind. Unless you do, and then I won't and just pretend it's Wilfred Brimley I'm sticking in there!
 
When Glenn Beck was a Tampa DJ he had a character he called WILFRED. WILFRED was a crank caller to Glenn's show, he had alzheimers and lived in Sun City, near Tampa.
 
If the character smells better than an old faggots breath Pilot will swear its him.
 
I have a JBJ like character in my SWB series, the foster father of the sister "Doug" miserable, old, moody, but has a lot of good one liners.
 
'Hrgrghjhrg - hrrrgghhrr... You have failed for the last time, Obi Wan.'

Brzzzzztng, brrrrzzzztttnnnggg. (Light sabre sound.)
 
'Hrgrghjhrg - hrrrgghhrr... You have failed for the last time, Obi Wan.'

Brzzzzztng, brrrrzzzztttnnnggg. (Light sabre sound.)

This reminds me of a joke.

Two whales walk into a bar.

First whale says. "MMMMMUAGHHHHHHHEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH!"

Second whale says "Frank, what the hell is wrong with you?"

Um....yeah
 
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