Jalhouse's League of Awesomeness

[Jailhouse]

I'm making a list of people. I like lists. We all like lists. This list is going to be a list of people that I personally just think are completely and entirely kickass and awesome.

Note that there are more kickass and awesome people than appear on this list. This is simply my starting point:

- Olivia Yearns
- Vikingstone
- Recidiva
- ForeverNAlways
- Eternal Winter
- DirtyKitten
- Fata Morgana
- LinearMan
- Tortoise
- Montrealgirl
- Never

The purpose of this list is twofold: First, I'd like to simply say, out in the open, how awesome some of the people around here are and how much I enjoy them. Second, I know it'll make some of you madder than a wet cat because you're not on it, and that makes me feel happy.

If you're not on the list but you think you should be, feel free to state your case here. I'll listen with an impartial ear. Note: Offers of oral sex greatly increase your odds of appearing on this list.

If you're an obnoxious prick, then I'll add you to my "Suck It" list, which already has some names as it is.

 

[tortoise]

A most Awesome list indeed, my friend.

 

[JustSkye]

I'm making a list of people. I like lists. We all like lists. This list is going to be a list of people that I personally just think are completely and entirely kickass and awesome.

Note that there are more kickass and awesome people than appear on this list. This is simply my starting point:

- Olivia Yearns
- Vikingstone
- Recidiva
- Eternal Winter
- DirtyKitten
- Fata Morgana
- LinearMan

The purpose of this list is twofold: First, I'd like to simply say, out in the open, how awesome some of the people around here are and how much I enjoy them. Second, I know it'll make some of you madder than a wet cat because you're not on it, and that makes me feel happy.

If you're not on the list but you think you should be, feel free to state your case here. I'll listen with an impartial ear. Note: Offers of oral sex greatly increase your odds of appearing on this list.

If you're an obnoxious prick, then I'll add you to my "Suck It" list, which already has some names as it is.

that is a damned good list! I'll second it!

 

[lilfrk]

The stupid questions did me in didn't they?

 

[Jailhouse]

Don't feel bad.

Soon, Freya's gonna see this list (and that she's not on it) and then things are gonna really get interesting.

 

[FallingToFly]

Don't feel bad.

Soon, Freya's gonna see this list (and that she's not on it) and then things are gonna really get interesting.

Can I just curl up on your lap and -watch- the drama? I don't feel well enough to argue my case right now.

 

[tortoise]

Can I just curl up on your lap and -watch- the drama? I don't feel well enough to argue my case right now.

Feel better.

 

[lilfrk]

Don't feel bad.

Soon, Freya's gonna see this list (and that she's not on it) and then things are gonna really get interesting.

I don't really. I'm just here to see who offers the blowjob to get on the list.

 

[FallingToFly]

Feel better.

Awww... I will. It's just a damn migraine. But for some reason, a lap sounds like a good idea.

 

[montrealgirl]

Wow. No girly-smelling soap for you.

And nice typo in the thread title. Clearly, not awesome yourself.

 

[Paendragon]

Soon, Freya's gonna see this list (and that she's not on it) and then things are gonna really get interesting.

I swear, I thought the same thing when I read it.

 

[Lushisss]

Hmm..
looks more like the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.

Freya will be sad fo' sho'. She's the hottest tranny on Lit.

 

[EternalWinter]

That's just a list of people you've cybered...

 

[Paendragon]

That's just a list of people you've cybered...

No it isn't.

 

[FallingToFly]

That's just a list of people you've cybered...

Uh-uh... at least one of them doesn't do that, monkey man.

 

[Jailhouse]

Hmm..
looks more like the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.

I don't wanna be you when Fata Morgana finds out you called her a dude.

 

[montrealgirl]

Glad to see you have remembered us little people.

Now get naked and turn around.

 

[FallingToFly]

I don't wanna be you when Fata Morgana finds out you called her a dude.

 

[Jailhouse]

Uh-uh... at least one of them doesn't do that, monkey man.

Yeah, but Linearman does share nude photos.

 

[bisexplicit]

That's just a list of people you've cybered...

Nah, it's a list of people I cybered.

 

[gravyrug]

I can't fault your taste in awesomeness. Most of those are people I like a lot, and the rest I at least respect to some degree.

Fishing for Freya can be a tad dangerous, but I think you've got some good bait, at least.

 

[FallingToFly]

Yeah, but Linearman does share nude photos.

*crawls up in his lap without asking* Shut up and let me use you as a pillow.

 

[breakwall]

I didn't make your list?

...and after I let you touch my butt.

Never aga....hey, where's my wallet?

 

[Lushisss]

I don't wanna be you when Fata Morgana finds out you called her a dude.

Pick hawter/cooler/radder dudes, dude.

or add Freya to the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.

or Lux.

Then maybe my baby booties will be a'shaken.

 

[Basia]

Yay for not being awsome!