Ivy Leagues

[mayflowers]

A new style strip club for the modern age. No more morons chewing gum, covered with tats and look disinterested. This club is for older men over 50 and coeds with an iq of 130 or higher and a weight of 130 or less. The girls do not dance or degrade themselves. They are naked at all times and are available to sit at a table with a customer to discuss any intellectual topic. Of course more can go on between patron and employee, but not at the club..only on her private time.

 

[sirhugs]

If they don't dance, when do they strip?

 

[emap]

I'm missing the appeal for the coeds honestly. I mean we're talking about a place for over fifty men to sit with nude coeds with a high intelligence. Need something there, I mean unless we are talking a Mensa meeting for over fifty men, they are bored.

Granted even if it is a Mensa meeting they are bored. Smart girls are not interested in just talking to older men. They are interested in things like science experiments. Besides there is a certain demeaning quality of this idea for the regular old strippers. Most of them are strippers because it is far and away the best paying job available. Granted the men are pigs and assuming one thing when the complete opposite is probably true, but stupid, strippers are not. Customers being stupid you bet, but they also probably get better pay than a woman doing the same job.

Strippers on the other hand can make hundreds a day. I think the average is something like 600 a week. For that sort of money you bet I'd be dancing on a pole. Well you know if I needed it.

 

[sirhugs]

I'm missing the appeal for the coeds honestly. I mean we're talking about a place for over fifty men to sit with nude coeds with a high intelligence. Need something there, I mean unless we are talking a Mensa meeting for over fifty men, they are bored.

Granted even if it is a Mensa meeting they are bored. Smart girls are not interested in just talking to older men. They are interested in things like science experiments. Besides there is a certain demeaning quality of this idea for the regular old strippers. Most of them are strippers because it is far and away the best paying job available. Granted the men are pigs and assuming one thing when the complete opposite is probably true, but stupid, strippers are not. Customers being stupid you bet, but they also probably get better pay than a woman doing the same job.

Strippers on the other hand can make hundreds a day. I think the average is something like 600 a week. For that sort of money you bet I'd be dancing on a pole. Well you know if I needed it.

smart girls need money too

 

[emap]

Well yeah, except you already asked when they strip. I rather figured that part was covered. Totally need to get down from the horse.

 

[sirhugs]

Well yeah, except you already asked when they strip. I rather figured that part was covered. Totally need to get down from the horse.

why? there's a great view from here

 

[emap]

Oh my god!!!!!!! You total sicko pervert.

Just to be that girl, have you ever wondered why it takes days to get a story posted if they scan it with a program?

 

[sirhugs]

Oh my god!!!!!!! You total sicko pervert.

Just to be that girl, have you ever wondered why it takes days to get a story posted if they scan it with a program?

because the scanner operator only works in the breaks from webcam performances?

 

[emap]

Not bad, not exactly hilarious though, you bad boy.

I'm looking for something good, I don't know maybe something like, oh just look down and read you goof.

It takes days to post the story because the hamster dies while the program goes through the story. They only check the hamsters on Tuesday unless it is a leap year when they check on Monday. The hamster dies because the story is long and it has to do two circuits on the wheel for each word.

On to something completely different.

It takes days to post the story because the gimp is whipped once for each word. The gimp likes to take it slow then speed up for orgasm and then slow again once the gimp recovers.

On to something more completely different.

It takes days because they only check the hamster every other day. So the hamsters only run every other day, they are american hamsters.

On to something even more completely different.

They take days because a certain guy refuses to get off his horse and he's the one checking the stories. He doesn't get enough air up there so he has to read it twice just to figure out which section to post it in. He then reads it four times to get an erection. Another four times to reach orgasm, then five more times to remember what the story is and then one more to figure out if there was anything unpostable.

 

[sirhugs]

Not bad, not exactly hilarious though, you bad boy.

I'm looking for something good, I don't know maybe something like, oh just look down and read you goof.

It takes days to post the story because the hamster dies while the program goes through the story. They only check the hamsters on Tuesday unless it is a leap year when they check on Monday. The hamster dies because the story is long and it has to do two circuits on the wheel for each word.

On to something completely different.

It takes days to post the story because the gimp is whipped once for each word. The gimp likes to take it slow then speed up for orgasm and then slow again once the gimp recovers.

On to something more completely different.

It takes days because they only check the hamster every other day. So the hamsters only run every other day, they are american hamsters.

On to something even more completely different.

They take days because a certain guy refuses to get off his horse and he's the one checking the stories. He doesn't get enough air up there so he has to read it twice just to figure out which section to post it in. He then reads it four times to get an erection. Another four times to reach orgasm, then five more times to remember what the story is and then one more to figure out if there was anything unpostable.

that wasn't COMPLETELY different...

not like Hitchhiker different...

 

[simpletimes]

A new style strip club for the modern age. No more morons chewing gum, covered with tats and look disinterested. This club is for older men over 50 and coeds with an iq of 130 or higher and a weight of 130 or less. The girls do not dance or degrade themselves. They are naked at all times and are available to sit at a table with a customer to discuss any intellectual topic. Of course more can go on between patron and employee, but not at the club..only on her private time.

You do have some good ideas. And coeds do seem to appeal to many of the older readers.
It could be a very exclusive lounge for gentlemen who enjoy the company of young ladies but need the meeting of the mind to be aroused.

 

[Strangebuddy]

Wait, my knowledge of older pc games might be weak but wasn't there a place like this in Planescape Torment with succubi who catered to academics and artists?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_characters_in_Planescape:_Torment#Fall-From-Grace

Yeah, the Brothel for Slaking Intellectual Lusts. Not to say the idea's bad and it would be interesting in a more contemporary modern setting

 

[emap]

I don't really think I'm good enough for a hitchhiker different, I operate at Monty Python levels I hope.

Well now, if we are talking succubus that is different and takes away the need for a whole lot of why and money concerns. Succubus being driven to take men's soul through orgasm after all.

Course there is one thing, how exactly does one take another's soul through orgasm?

 

[Strangebuddy]

Well, depending on interpretation, it's sometimes more life force than souls. If this sotry is to go the more fantasitical route, the perfect demon/spirit is (imo) a Leanan Sidhhe, a celtic spirit that takes scholars and artists as her lover, raises them to the peak of talent and pleasure...but usually at the cost of their life (either from working on their masterpiece or from coupling with the spirit) or madness (either from not being able to achieve the level of greatness again or having their senses raised so much that they see too much...or sometimes the spirit does it if it becomes displeased with her lover).

It would be interesting, an artist who has been considered a hack gets an invite to the club and meets an attractive woman who satisfies him in every way and stokes the fire of his creative passions. He soon finds himself giving his entire life to either making love to her or working on his masterpiece....he doesn't even remember eating or going outside. When ever he tries to stop though, the woman just keeps pushing him to work and keeps whispering ideas that spur him on and touching him in all the right places. By the end, he's a worn out mess and on death's door but his masterpiece sells millions and he becomes considered one of the best in his entire generation. Only he's clearly gone mad as no one knows about the club or the woman he's been spending so much time with...even though he swears she still comes around when the nurses are away and keeps filling his mind with new ideas

 

[ouchfeelsgood]

As an "over-50" man, I think this would be a wonderful club. But honestly I don't see what the appeal would be for an intelligent, attractive woman if the only criterion for the men she would converse with is that they be over 50 years old.