I've never been to a strip club

I have. They have these women there who take off their clothes and discuss Russian literature with you!
 
I worked in one for a while as a bouncer. It can get boring.
 
Strip Club guided tours

OK, SpiceCake, I will show you the ropes.

Lets just head over to that table in the corner.

Sit down, get comfortable. I think I will pull up a chair, if you don't mind.

Oh, look! Here comes a dancer!
 
Re: Strip Club guided tours

Bogey77 said:
OK, SpiceCake, I will show you the ropes.

Lets just head over to that table in the corner.

Sit down, get comfortable. I think I will pull up a chair, if you don't mind.

Oh, look! Here comes a dancer!

Dancer, what dancer? I'm too busy enjoying taking your "virginity" Bogey! Woo - do I feel special! :kiss:
 
Dillinger said:
I have. They have these women there who take off their clothes and discuss Russian literature with you!

So you'll go with me then, Dillinger? Great! :D
 
Drinking at a strip club?

Two places you never go to get drunk:

Strip clubs and ballgames.

I would be broke in about a week!
 
Several years ago i took a lady friend of mine to a strip club because she wanted to go.
It was my second time to go to one and i guess it was ok if you don't mind strange good looking females rubbing their tits all over your face.

I think they were picking on me beacuse i was there with a date.
I also think the rascal i was there with enjoyed watching me break out into a sweat because she bought a lap dance for me.

One stripper was working me over pretty damn good and another was rubbing her tits on the back of my head and running her hands over whatever parts of my body the other one didn't have covered.

This ole country was about to to get himself into trouble. It is real hard for me not to grab parts of naked female bodies (they did have on G-Strings) when they are messing with me like that.

My date enjoyed the whole thing a lot judging by what she did as we were driving back to my house.

Why did i quit dating her again? Oh yeah, i'm a dumbass!
 
Me either. Someone (Saucy) was supposed to take me to one in St Louis... but noooooo we spent the whole week out at the stable. We're such dorks.
 
Well I had a mighty fine time with my husband at one...and the stripper was "NOT RUSSIAN":rolleyes:
 
Just let me know when you wanna go.....

In my 20's I was a connoisseur, I have been to them in many different states including Los Vegas, and Toronto.(Yes I am fully aware the Toronto isn't a state)I was even to one in Amsterdam, and that experience is alot different than here, but alas you are so far away. If you want to know the customs, and or anything else don't be afraid to PM me.
 
I have been to a strip club .. the men were hard and all oiled up.
There were naked men all up in the place, I did not know where to look .. I was in a trance .. all I remember ...





Oh' .. " strip club " as in women strippers .. huh ? :)
Its not big deal , just naked women all up in the place.;)
 
I've never been to one either.

I'm willing, though, to recreate one in my living room. Kind of a small affair. ;)
 
I occasionally get in the mood for a strip club, of the female variety, never male. (I'm sorry, but those guys just aren't sexy to me.)

In my experience, it's hard to find the right mix of class and sleaze. I want my girls to be clean and emotionally healthy, but also be true sluts.

Hard to find.
 
JazzManJim said:
I've never been to one either.

I'm willing, though, to recreate one in my living room. Kind of a small affair. ;)


So .. like .. you would be giving me a table dance ... that kind of small affair ... ??;)
 
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