I've learned...

[doormouse]

I've learned...

Never just nod and say 'yeah sure' to kids without really listening to their question... it can cause floods in the bathroom!!!!

I've also learned...

Never let your kids use your make-up if you ever wish to use it again!!!!!!

Love to hear your 'I have learned'

 

[cloudy]

I have learned:

Never leave a jumbo-sized bottle of baby powder and a 2 year old in the same room, even if the lid is securely closed.

Baby powder does not vacuum well.

Never believe that "nothing" is nothing when it's the answer your child gives when asked "what are you doing in there?"

 

[Guest]

Never respond to an ad saying "Liberal Roommate Wanted"

No one is THAT liberal.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

That I should never be alowed to broil anything ever again.

Incidentally, I have also learned that the Seekonk Fire Department has a three minute response time.

 

[Guest]

I have learned:

Never leave a jumbo-sized bottle of baby powder and a 2 year old in the same room, even if the lid is securely closed.

Baby powder does not vacuum well.

LOL Cloudy, I've had that happen countless times.

 

[SummerMorning]

I've learned that a roommate you're used to can never be as bad as a new roommate can...

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Never give Pop rocks to a cat.

 

[Just-Legal]

Never trust your ex

 

[curious2c]

That a 16 month old can open doors, run real fast, move faster and be a hell of a lot of fun too.

 

[SeaCat]

That I should never be alowed to broil anything ever again.

Incidentally, I have also learned that the Seekonk Fire Department has a three minute response time.

Would that be Seekonk Mass.?

Cat

 

[doormouse]

Never give Pop rocks to a cat.

LOL!!

(I'm not even going to ask how you know that) ;-)

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

From watching American's Funniest Videos, I have learned,

Never have a pinata at a party.

Don't video tape someone cutting down a tree. It is just asking for it.

If you give a toddler a bat, a ball and tell them to go play with Daddy, that kid is likely the last that Dad will be able to conceive.

Geese in parks cannot be trusted (sorry Minisue)

That apparently it is OK to toture small children with scary tricks, as long as you video tape it and win $10,000.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Re: Re: I've learned...

Would that be Seekonk Mass.?

Cat

Yup,

You've obviously heard of it before.

Aren't you from the northeast originally?

 

[cantdog]

I have learned

that when your wheel falls completely off the ambulance because the guy who changed the tire forgot about the nuts on the wheel lugs, on the Tobin Bridge, with two attendants, a transferring nurse and a patient on board, you have to drive really very well indeed. Without delay.

That when the recipe says "avert your eyes" whe dumping the onion puree in the hot fat, it is very good advice.

butter yields a very beautiful saffron-yellow flame in very large volume when it catches fire. The fire sacrifices with the ghi must have been dramatic.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

LOL!!

(I'm not even going to ask how you know that) ;-)

The same way you learn to never stick your tongue on metal in the winter....experience.

 

[Jeff818]

I have learned to never try and remove a stuck piece of toast with a knife or fork from a toaster until it is unplugged!

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Ouch!

 

[tolyk]

I have learned to never try and remove a stuck piece of toast with a knife or fork from a toaster until it is unplugged!

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Ouch!

Thats a good one, though basic electronics teaches ya that too


Hmm, I don't think I can list all the things I've learned.. these posts do have a space limit don't they?

 

[AngeloMichael]

I have learned...

that flammable and inflammable mean the same thing...

I've also learned that eyebrows take a long time to grow back.

 

[doormouse]

I learned when I first got my licence...

Never shout abuse at a parking officer in a dead end street

 

[SensualMale]

... that every fricking thing takes time to do, no matter how simple it is. Excuse me while I burp!

 

[Guest]

I've learned never to expect the same treatment from others as you would give them.

It's a hard fact to learn, but a fact of life nonetheless.

Lou

 

[matriarch]

I've learned never to expect the same treatment from others as you would give them.

It's a hard fact to learn, but a fact of life nonetheless.

Lou

*applauding*. Hear hear.

I've learned, that you NEVER ask someone how 'it' is, when they tell you they have cut/injured/burned/broken some part of their anatomy.

You are NOT going to want to hear the rest of their conversation.

Mat

 

[Liar]

I've learned that time is more valueable then money.

 

[Guest]

i have learned that:

im a suckah for a smile and a kind word

there is nearly nothing i can't do, with the proper motivation.'

the computer sciences degree i obtained is nearly worthless, thanks to outsourcing.

its all small stuff; friends and family make life important

i am a complete and utter clutz and make no excuses for it

mom's electric wheel chair is possessed and it has a grudge against me.