I've got soul, but I'm not Soulen

[blobfish]

My friends! Hello! This is a thread to discuss Soulen. Why do you hate him? Why do you love him? Should he change his hideous avatar? Is he really dolf, or are they just joking?

 

[dolf]

he's me. he's so very, very me.

and quit hating on the av

 

[blobfish]

he's me. he's so very, very me.

and quit hating on the av

You just picked the first thing that came up on Google Images!

 

[Jaystorme]

Wouldn't life be more interesting if more people actually were Dolf?

 

[blobfish]

Wouldn't life be more interesting if more people actually were Dolf?

If I was dolf, I would be exploring my body every moment of every day. Women don't know how lucky they are to have lady genitalia at hand at any moment.

 

[Soulen]

finally! fuck.

 

[blobfish]

finally! fuck.

Are you happy? Did this hollow thread do anything to fill the void?

 

[Phelia]

If I was dolf, I would be exploring my body every moment of every day. Women don't know how lucky they are to have lady genitalia at hand at any moment.

Like fuck we don't! I work very hard to show my constant appreciation for my lady-parts, a-thank you very much.

Dear Soulen,

In my head, I read your username as "sullen." Are you sullen? What does Soulen mean? Do you like to play Scrabble?

Hearts and kittens,

P

 

[dolf]

You just picked the first thing that came up on Google Images!

i hate you and i want to stab you in the groin with a sledgehammer.

Wouldn't life be more interesting if more people actually were Dolf?

you might be a figment of my imagination. you just might not realise it.

finally! fuck.

yes, finally fuck!

 

[Soulen]

Like fuck we don't! I work very hard to show my constant appreciation for my lady-parts, a-thank you very much.

Dear Soulen,

In my head, I read your username as "sullen." Are you sullen? What does Soulen mean? Do you like to play Scrabble?

Hearts and kittens,

P

kittens, huh? i like me a kitten.

soulen isn't sullen. it's stolen and soul in one. actually it isn't. it's a reference to henry james soulen. one of his works of art stuck with me.

no, i don't enjoy scrabble. i'm not a very good speller.

thank you for asking.

 

[Soulen]

Are you happy? Did this hollow thread do anything to fill the void?

yes, and no. thanks, fish. you're ok, kiddo.

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

Dolf is threatening violence using a foreign object. I feel better knowing someone else feels the same as I do.

 

[blobfish]

i hate you and i want to stab you in the groin with a sledgehammer.

you might be a figment of my imagination. you just might not realise it.

yes, finally fuck!

"Sledgehammer"? Is that what you're calling that sweet honey pot of yours?

 

[blobfish]

Dolf is threatening violence using a foreign object. I feel better knowing someone else feels the same as I do.

I'm into that sort of thing.

 

[blobfish]

yes, and no. thanks, fish. you're ok, kiddo.

You're a capital guy(?) yourself!

You are a guy, right?

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

I'm into that sort of thing.

You like having your privates smashed with a sledgehammer?

 

[dolf]

You're a capital guy(?) yourself!

You are a guy, right?

are you saying i look manly?

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

are you saying i look manly?

Post the nude boxing pics. That will convince him.

 

[blobfish]

are you saying i look manly?

Of course not! I mean, your hands are... muscular... but you're pretty!

 

[blobfish]

You like having your privates smashed with a sledgehammer?

I used to have a thing for Peter Gabriel.

 

[Leslie22]

The Killers are better than The Beatles.

 

[deehere]

"Sledgehammer"? Is that what you're calling that sweet honey pot of yours?

Perhaps Sledge hammer a la Peter Gabriel?

 

[Soulen]

You're a capital guy(?) yourself!

You are a guy, right?

 

[blobfish]

I'm hoping that you're a girl! I don't have many girl supporters.

 

[loquere]

Soulen is a great Guru!