I've got an idea! Let's cull all the teenagers...

[p_p_man]

and start again.

Maybe then I won't have to listen to them and their constant drivel about their latest "discovery" (which usually involves the meaning of the Universe, Life and Everything), answer their dumb questions and read their incomprehensible threads...

Oh yeah, and maybe, just maybe, I'll get a seat on the bus when I come home binned down (gettit? bin Laden = laden down och! never mind) with heavy shopping which I've just done.

Fuck it. I'm going to have a coffee and read the threads. With a bit of luck all the teenagers will be sleeping off their Sunday night excesses or, as a long shot, getting ready to attend school...

pp

 

[Svedish_Chef]

You have dreams and fantasies you poor old pommy bastard... shame they never work huh...

 

[seXieleXie]

i'm technically a teenager and i got up at 7:30 today. no excess for me. you're such a damn agist ppman. are my threads incomprehensible? do i claim to have discovered the true meaning of life? do i think "old" people are "uncool" and "not with it" ? nope. so get off the collective back of the young'uns on the board.

<----- for good measure

 

[p_p_man]

i'm technically a teenager and i got up at 7:30 today. no excess for me. you're such a damn agist ppman. are my threads incomprehensible? do i claim to have discovered the true meaning of life? do i think "old" people are "uncool" and "not with it" ? nope. so get off the collective back of the young'uns on the board.

<----- for good measure

Now I can't even have a decent rant without a technical teenager telling me off.

Life wasn't like this when I was young...

We had respect for our elders...

<----- (to show I feel better now)

 

[Andreina]

and start again.

Maybe then I won't have to listen to them and their constant drivel about their latest "discovery" (which usually involves the meaning of the Universe, Life and Everything), answer their dumb questions and read their incomprehensible threads...

Oh yeah, and maybe, just maybe, I'll get a seat on the bus when I come home binned down (gettit? bin Laden = laden down och! never mind) with heavy shopping which I've just done.

Fuck it. I'm going to have a coffee and read the threads. With a bit of luck all the teenagers will be sleeping off their Sunday night excesses or, as a long shot, getting ready to attend school...

pp

if it wasnt for all the naive teens you'd never get laid p_p, so for your own sake - dont go there.

 

[p_p_man]

You have dreams and fantasies you poor old pommy bastard... shame they never work huh...

I see Liverpool lost again on Saturday...

 

[p_p_man]

Re: Re: I've got an idea! Let's cull all the teenagers...

if it wasnt for all the naive teens you'd never get laid p_p,

Heaven help me!

Another one who's been peeking...

 

[Bindii]

Re: Re: I've got an idea! Let's cull all the teenagers...

if it wasnt for all the naive teens you'd never get laid p_p, so for your own sake - dont go there.

Lmao!!!

 

[lovetoread]

I dunno about just the teens....what if we culled all of the horny people off the board too?

Ooops..sorry that would leave no one on here then to talk to,would'nt it?