I've got a peice of humor in my hands!

[Ravenloft]

The safty's off, and I'm not afraid to use it!

*Eye twitching*

And whoever askes if 'Humor' is code for my cock gets it first!

...The humor! Not my cock! Stay back Ren! Just stay the fuck back! Im warning you man! Don't make me fill you full of it man!

...HUMOR! You sick fucks! Fill Ren full of HUMOR! GOD!!!

 

[p_p_man]

And whoever askes if 'Humor' is code for my cock gets it first!

In that case, I won't...

 

[MissTaken]

Don't do it, man.

Hand it over slowly.

It may miss fire and hit an innocent bystander!

 

[Spinaroonie]

Good Humor Ice cream?

 

[Angelus]

I'm not even going to ask..... I think it will be safer for me that way.

 

[Juspar Emvan]

Don't do it, man.

Hand it over slowly.

It may miss fire and hit an innocent bystander!

Cripes girl, the day they have negotiators dressed like that, I start a life of crime.

 

[Angelus]

Hell..... sign me up. I want to learn everything about being a criminal right now.

 

[Ravenloft]

Re: Re: I've got a peice of humor in my hands!

In that case, I won't...

Wise choice, young grasshopper.

 

[Ravenloft]

Don't do it, man.

Hand it over slowly.

It may miss fire and hit an innocent bystander!

When humor is involved, THERE ARE NO INNOCENTS!!! Muahahahah!

 

[Gingersnap]

Somehow I think he's talking about his brand new play station 2.

 

[MissTaken]

When humor is involved, THERE ARE NO INNOCENTS!!! Muahahahah!

Quick!

Call in the guys with the little white coats.

Give me that straight jacket....

Ahhhh.....Raven? You don't mind if I borrow this, do you?

 

[Ravenloft]

MissTaken, I think it will fit you better than me, after all, I AM sane... And YOU are not! Muahahah!

 

[Guest]

Oh yeah.... Ravenloft has finally lost it.... I thought he was the sane one here. What happened to him?

 

[Nighthunter]

he damn near lives here? that would warp anyone.

 

[Ravenloft]

Say that again under your real name???

Night Hunter... SHUT UP!

 

[Nighthunter]

 

[Angelus]

That unregistered post was mine....

 

[MissTaken]

MissTaken, I think it will fit you better than me, after all, I AM sane... And YOU are not! Muahahah!

Sanity is relative? Is it not?

So what are we using to measure our sanity?

*Looking around room, giggling and dashing out*

 

[Ravenloft]

MissTaken... how about fish heads? They work well as guages of sanity for me...

 

[MissTaken]

Fishheads? Sounds great!

Now, that should work!


Gold fish or tunas?

(You can tuna a piano, but you can't tuna fish!)


Egads! It must be way past my bedtime!

 

[Ravenloft]

You can tuna fish, if you have an ear for it... Its just got to do with when you drop them into the boiling water...

 

[MissTaken]

Ewwwwwwwwwwwww! You are bad!

I hope that wasn't the piece of humor you were wielding?

It was a blank!

 

[Ravenloft]

Oh, thats not the only peice I carry MissTaken... I could fill you full of some if you like, its a bit of a painful process but you might end up liking it...