I've decided to invade America...

[p_p_man]

Your ripe for a takeover...

You're precious capitalist system is against the ropes...

Youve got the weakest Leader in the world...

And you all live under a cloud of self delusion...

Yep the time's about ripe...

I'll fill you in with the details later...

ppman

 

[KillerMuffin]

Buying a McDonald's franchise in Toledo does not constitute invading America.

 

[Mensa]

Alert Immigration somebody!

Lord Hee-Haw is coming for a visit.

 

[p_p_man]

Buying a McDonald's franchise in Toledo does not constitute invading America.

I was thinking more along the lines of Burger King...

Y'know that great British fast food chain...

 

[KillerMuffin]

You're full of whoppers, Burger King suits you.

 

[p_p_man]

Well it's better than that...

crappy American junk that Macdonald's tries to pass off as food..

pp

 

[KillerMuffin]

The very essence of capitalism, you capitalist mongerer you, spreading disinformation about the competition. Considering industrial espionage next?

 

[p_p_man]

Considering industrial espionage next?

Been there, done that..

got the T-shirt.

 

[Problem Child]

We are screwed, but we have one thing going for us.

Unlike you, we are, as a nation not a giant babbling dickhead.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Wow, you got caught and did hard time. Usually people employ professionals to do their dirty work for them, but you must be concerned about overhead.

 

[p_p_man]

Wow, you got caught and did hard time.

Did I say that?

Did I?...

 

[KillerMuffin]

Good job! It's always smart to plead the fifth. So are you still in the FBI's mugshot databank?

 

[Harbinger]

Oh, boy, the War of 1812 all over again. How many pick-up trucks of Alabama rednecks does it take to stop one ppman?


Hey, this could be a new kind of lightbulb joke. I think I'm onto something.

 

[p_p_man]

Re: Re: I've decided to invade America...

How many pick-up trucks of Alabama rednecks does it take to stop one ppman?

How is the KKK nowadays?

 

[Harbinger]

Re: Re: Re: I've decided to invade America...

How is the KKK nowadays?

Pretty much hunted to extinction. We keep a few around for the natural history museums, and let them out for parades a couple times a year. I still love their big floppy shoes and red noses. It always gets a laugh.

 

[p_p_man]

Re: Re: Re: Re: I've decided to invade America...

Pretty much hunted to extinction. We keep a few around for the natural history museums, and let them out for parades a couple times a year. I still love their big floppy shoes and red noses. It always gets a laugh.

I always think those sheets with holes in them are pretty neat...

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Your ripe for a takeover...

It's "You're" for God's sake. How can you take us over if you can't even speak the language?

 

[p_p_man]

Good job! It's always smart to plead the fifth. So are you still in the FBI's mugshot databank?

They've just asked me for an up-to-date photo...

I've sent them one of Fidel.

I don't reckon they'll notice the difference.

Do you?

 

[p_p_man]

It's "You're" for God's sake. How can you take us over if you can't even speak the language?

Typo...Typo

And who said anything about taking you over.

I just feel like invading you.

You can have the damn place back again after I've proved my point...

 

[scylis]

baaaah!

who do you think you are that you can invade us?

we got RATS bigger than you!

 

[Harbinger]

DCL

I believe that is what they refer to as "The King's English", (or in PP man's case, "The Queen's") which is supposed to be superior to our own version. That's why they are so far ahead of us in areas of cutting-edge technology. Better communication.

 

[p_p_man]

Re: DCL

I believe that is what they refer to as "The King's English", (or in PP man's case, "The Queen's") which is supposed to be superior to our own version. That's why they are so far ahead of us in areas of cutting-edge technology. Better communication.

Thank you Harbinger...

 

[p_p_man]

we got RATS bigger than you!

I know.

They're called the Bush Pack...

 

[scylis]

you've never been to Ney York City, have you? we'll see who's laughing when one mugs your sorry wanker ass.

 

[Purple Haze]

Yes, you may tune into the "E" channel, sometimes I'd swear you're only here to watch the telly.

Yes, you may take the Bonneville to the mall this evening, please drive on the right side from now on.

Before you're finished invading, could you please make sure to press my shirts, my good man? Good help has become rather scarce these days....