I've decided that I want to be a man

[Siren]

 

[Juspar Emvan]

I don't care - as long as I get but fucked by Siren.

 

[Kitte]

I always wanted to be a cat in my next life...but If I had to pick I would say a man...all that ease of masturbation...no periods...higher pay scale...no periods...and did I mention NO PERIODS!!!!

 

[Guest]

 

[Bob Peale]

I just want to be kept

 

[Guest]

 

[Siren]

Juspie, stop tormenting me with your cock

 

[Nora]

Terminally stupid yet I'd still get to run both government and big business? Oh hell yeah! I'd be a man, babyyy!

 

[ilovewriting]

I thought it would always be interesting to come back as a woman, to see how it feels for them to have sex and be in love and just exist in society.

 

[Guest]

If all of you come back as men Lit isn't gonna be much fun..

 

[Juspar Emvan]

Yes it will. 'Cause all teh men will come back as women, I mean think about it:

Boobies AND multiple orgasms!

 

[Siren]

I changed my mind

 

[Suzi]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....

A male cat:

No periods
All the fuckin I want
No kittens to give birth to
No social security number, License number etc to worry about losing
All the fuckin I want
Built in fur coat
Can see far away
Great hearing
NO period cramps
Can climb trees with ease, and land on my feet if I fall
Can travel anywhere I want (if outdoor)
Can sleep all day if I want (if indoor)
All the fuckin I want...

Suzi

 

[sunstruck]

I'd like to be a spoiled house pet.
No decisions, people to rub your belly all the time. Sleep whenever you want it. I could live on table scraps if it meant never having to vacume again.

 

[Siren]

Animals are not an option in my lil thread world

 

[unclej]

well, it ain't all it's cracked up to be. consider performance anxiety, trying to figure out the right answer to "does this make me look fat", havin' to learn how to operate everything from the lawn mower to the vcr and making it look like we enjoy it. learnin' how to swagger and boast takes years of arduous training. spittin', scratchin'....that stuff doesn't come naturallly you know.

and do you have any idea how much beer you have to make yourself drink before you can actually write your name in the snow. especially if your name is billy bob or worse, randolf alexander covington III.

you think we actually enjoy all that fishin', huntin' dirtbike ridin' crap. we'd alot rather be home cookin' and cleanin'.

and finally, acting dumber and more immature than we really are to make women feel superior is a real pain in the ass.

so be careful what you wish for.

 

[Siren]

Hahaha Uncelj

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

I want to be a women.

well why the hell not I have the mood swings like them everyone says I think like a women and act like one.

so why not get the fun things with it too.

pluse it would be something different

 

[Purple Haze]

I wanna be a pool-boy.

A domestic slave, a chauffer.

I'm glad to be male, wouldn't want it any other way.

 

[Siren]

Kinda scary thought there PH

 

[Ice Cold]

Aw next time I'd be a woman, and I'd look for all the women who became men, so I could finally be right for once, and bitch at them all day long!

 

[Siren]

GOod idea IceColdie

 

[Ice Cold]

Okay, but I get to ask you what you think of my outfit, and disagree with what ever you say about it.

 

[glamorilla]

Not to be morbid I'm hoping this is the end of the line for me just becouse I like myself too much and I'd rather see what comes next.

I'm guessin' I was Cleopatra in a past life or six.

Been there.

 

[sunstruck]

Re: Animals are not an option in my lil thread world

My thread.........

my rules...........



Man or Woman


only choices...........

no third cutie pie lil cat or doggie choice,

get with the program people........

Oops! Sorry.

Woman then. I don't think I would love the male form so much if I had one. Or a man, but a gay man. That would actually be cool. I could have all the men I wanted and pee standing up to boot!