I've Decided on My New Clique

[Dixon Carter Lee]

A new clique is a hard thing to come up with. It has to be exclusive, and we all share too many things like countries, age brackets and genital organs. Since there are very few people like me who don't have an avatar I thought I'd go with that. So that's my new clique. It's only for people who don't have an avatar.

The Convention will be held in Topeka, since it has no recognizable landmark to define it. Our clique song will be improvised every night based on audience suggestions of a noun, an historical figure, and something that rhymes with a female body part.

As for a name, I had to come up with a group of people that don't believe in graven images, but "The Jews" was already taken.

So I'll just go with "They". I always thought the world needed a group called "They". Because, you know what They say...

By the way, here's our logo:

 

[Weevil]

A new clique is a hard thing to come up with. It has to be exclusive, and we all share too many things like countries, age brackets and genital organs. Since there are very few people like me who don't have an avatar I thought I'd go with that. So that's my new clique. It's only for people who don't have an avatar.

Hot diggity damn! I'm in!

Rollin' with the DCL, oh yeah.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

No. Begone before I smite thee.

 

[Dillinger]

I've got an avatar but its sacrilegious... does that count?

 

[Dillinger]

No. Begone before I smite thee.

Ooooh... smite me again, Big Daddy!!!

 

[Always]

*yawns* Yeah, and i'm Verdigris of THEM. you're not too original for once, DCL.

 

[FlamingoBlue]

I don't have an avatar, but....

I'm Jewish. And I've never been to Topeka and I don't know that I want to go there. Can I still be in the clique?

blue

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

*yawns* Yeah, and i'm Verdigris of THEM. you're not too original for once, DCL.

Who fucking asked you you dumb dish towel? LOL.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Re: I don't have an avatar, but....

I'm Jewish. And I've never been to Topeka and I don't know that I want to go there. Can I still be in the clique?

blue

Yes. But you have to stop using smilies.

 

[tmuyo]

Re: Re: I don't have an avatar, but....

Yes. But you have to stop using smilies.

poor blue....

 

[FlamingoBlue]

The smilies are just a phase....

I'll be over it by midnight, tonight, when my smilie face thread dies out.


blue

 

[tmuyo]

Re: The smilies are just a phase....

I'll be over it by midnight, tonight, when my smilie face thread dies out.


blue

i like ur smilies....

they cheer me up at 4am when i see you posting....

 

[PacificBlue]

I knew I should have gone for the nap instead of playing online...as a matter of fact I hear my pillow calling...

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

By the way, for those of you who DO like smiley faces, here's your dream site: http://www.smiley-faces.com/

 

[Merelan]

Do i count? I don't have an avatar, I have only used smilies once, by accident I think, and don't belong to a clique. I don't think I do at least.

So..... Topeka? That works. But only if you wear that velvet smoking jacket and serve Napolean Brandy.

 

[tmuyo]

blue, this one is perfect for you...i hope this damn thing will post a gif...

 

[*bratcat*]

I usually scorn cliques...

 

[tmuyo]

*is once again strangely turned on by the hentai girl*

 

[teresafannin]

I don't have an avatar & very rarely use smileys so can I be in this clique? I have been to Topeka & it is a nice enough place. I don't talk too much & take up very little room.

 

[Barb Dwyer]

"So let it be written. So let it be done."

 

[candygoddess]

Topeka?

Well well well....my adventures could get good here....

*mumbles and besides I am working on this virgin status*

Ok no Avatar *I had to ask what that was*...I only smile like this: *smiles* and I have never been to Topeka that I know of.....but I will wait to be properly invited to this party *grins*

kisssssssesssssss and huggggggssssss

CG (candygoddess)

 

[Always]

*scratches head* who would want to be in DCL's clique anyway? *grins* I like your method of doing actions, candygoddess. it's the best way there is.

 

[bluntforcemama]

I would never be in a clique that wouldn't have me as a member. I would also never be in a clique that started out INTENDING to be a clique.



Say"hi" to the bitch-side of Myst, everyone! Then go fuck off.

 

[shadowsource]

Sign me the fuck up (or the fuckup) - something like that....

Dear Mr. Lee:

I should like to join your clique as I do not belong to one and have never been recruited. I hope my statis as a big fans of Lavy's doesn't detract from my numerous qualifications. For one thing, notwithstanding my numerous, forgettable posts, I still don't have an avatar or even an idea for one, or Indeed how to make or post one one. I don't even have a signature, for that matter, partly for reasons of incompetence. Nor do I sport any tattoos.

Moreover, I have enjoyed many of your posts, and even respected some of them, which seems to be a minority taste. Exclusive, perhaps. My only complaint is that the Christians keep winding you up as to that faith question, and you should just tell them to fuck off and burn in hell forever, which cannot happen to any of us!

Most enticingly, you have convoked in Kansas, a state I have never visited, though I've been all around it, circling it, waiting for the right moment. This could be it!

I eagerly await your reply, though I may not respond for nine days, as I am going to Chicago to hunt down that dizzy little CandyGoddess and make her mine.

Yours, Me

 

[shadowsource]

My typographical errors -

Dear Mr. Lee:

Please forgive the various typos at the top of the preceding message. I am mortified. As a fallen Catholic, I shall go flog myself with some used belts, after tying myself to some of Cymbidia's old posts....