I've decided I'm the horniest motherfucker on this board

[miles]

Everone else who claims to be horny doesn't come close.

Wimps

 

[wicked faerie]

i challenge you!

 

[SweetCherry]

And what does your mother say?

 

[juicylips]

Everone else who claims to be horny doesn't come close.

Wimps

So true.

Sigh.

JL

 

[Ms_Lilith]

yeah, like Faerie, I challenge you.

have never had a man who could keep up with me.

 

[Vinny]

Who wants to Buck

Oops FUCK this cowboy. Stamina is my middle name

 

[wicked faerie]

Re: Who wants to Buck

Oops FUCK this cowboy. Stamina is my middle name

buckin & fuckin...alright!

 

[Wiggles]

<---- Wimp.

Your av is making googly eyes at me.

 

[SexyChele]

Well, then get your ass over here and take care of business, miles!

 

[Guest]

Everone else who claims to be horny doesn't come close.

Wimps

That's just cause you don't know me very well.

 

[estevie]

Everone else who claims to be horny doesn't come close.

Wimps

What?? You mean there is somebody out there who doesn't already know this?? Impossible!

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[alexandraaah]

Not so fast there, cowboy.

 

[JazzManJim]

Every day it's the same thing.

Some young gun wanders in and wants to take on the champ....

They never learn. They just can't out-horny the son of a preacher man. It ain't never been done and it never will....

<walks off into the sunset>

 

[Guest]

<walks off into the sunset>

Cool.....look at all the colors.

I'm still hallucinating.

 

[Suzi]

Hehehehhehehehheh....

I'll take exception to that, miles, and challenge you too . Have doubts? Let's just say that as much as airborne loves sex, even HE has his work cut out for him....

 

[miles]

Every day it's the same thing.

Some young gun wanders in and wants to take on the champ....

They never learn. They just can't out-horny the son of a preacher man. It ain't never been done and it never will....

<walks off into the sunset>

Sorry, Bucko. There ain't room around these parts for two Dick Sherriffs.

Wanna be a Deputy, boy?

 

[JazzManJim]

Sorry, Bucko. There ain't room around these parts for two Dick Sherriffs.

Wanna be a Deputy, boy?

Actually, there's plenty of room.

See? Right over there? Lots of room.

YOU just-a set up yer ranch and I'll set up mine.

I'm a-callin' mine the Big Single Bar Ranch.

 

[tswyk]

Ooooooohhh!

Miles & JMJ, duking it out!!!!







*grabbing popcorn and settlin' in for the show....*

 

[miles]

Ooooooohhh!

Miles & JMJ, duking it out!!!!

*grabbing popcorn and settlin' in for the show....*

You best hang on to that popcorn, princess. It's gonna be a mighty long wait 'fore I pick a fight with JizzManJam.

He's one baaaad mothaf........

 

[estevie]

Highly unlikely that they will come to blows...no pun intended. Hehee.

Anyhooo, I'm a bit of a drifter. I say let each cock set up his own ranch!

 

[JazzManJim]

Highly unlikely that they will come to blows...no pun intended. Hehee.

Anyhooo, I'm a bit of a drifter. I say let each cock set up his own ranch!

<tips his cap>

As long as you stop by a spell, I reckon that'd be jest fine.

And you Miss tswyk, you fine filly. I got a place all ready jest for you.

 

[estevie]

<tips his cap>

As long as you stop by a spell, I reckon that'd be jest fine.

Thank ya kindly. I'll do just that.

 

[JazzManJim]

Thank ya kindly. I'll do just that.

My pleasure.

And don't you mind the bullwhip. It's mostly jest for show.

 

[Guest]

I've decided I'm the horniest motherfucker on this board

Ya think?