I've Cum back!

[English Lady]

Hey all I'm back!

Sorry Mat, I didn't get your booby challenge till i got home, so next time I'm near a beach I'll work on it

Had a lovely holiday the sun shone when it mattered most and had fun with the extended family. The highlight? hmmm, the trip on the open top bus -windy!


So, as I am very lazy and a weeks worth of threads is too much for me to sift through I want to ask whats been going on? Which threads are must reads?


Oooh, and I'll post some piccies in a bit, when I've downloaded'em to my pooter

 

[Guest]

Hey all I'm back!

Sorry Mat, I didn't get your booby challenge till i got home, so next time I'm near a beach I'll work on it

Had a lovely holiday the sun shone when it mattered most and had fun with the extended family. The highlight? hmmm, the trip on the open top bus -windy!

So, as I am very lazy and a weeks worth of threads is too much for me to sift through I want to ask whats been going on? Which threads are must reads?

Oooh, and I'll post some piccies in a bit, when I've downloaded'em to my pooter

Welcome, lovely LadyLa! Good to see you in fine spirits and happy demeanor!

Oh goodness, well of course you want to read any thread *I* have posted to, don't you?

And the nanas dance for your return!

 

[carsonshepherd]

I dunno about must-reads, but it's nice to see you back EL!

 

[English Lady]

Mal -of course, I'm searching your wise words as we speak thanks for the 's

Carson! *hugs* good to see you- how are you doing?

 

[LadyJeanne]

Hi EL!! Glad you had a great holiday, and it's nice to see you around here.



I don't know about must-read threads, but Joe W's back, and McK said something about melting Canada.

 

[Alessia Brio]

Welcome home, EL!

 

[Guest]

 

[English Lady]

Jeanne *hugs* good to see you -yes, I saw Joe came back just as i went away (coincidence or do I smell? *L*) and Mckenna's melting Canada? I can believe it, I really can!

Imp 'ullo!

Jammies *huggles* and thanks for the 's they're good for you

 

[TxRad]

Welcome home EL... Glad you had a good holiday... but it's always nice to be home, ditch the bra and other assundry items....

The first annual How To contest is in full swing...... Some very intersting reading I must say... Minx has a thread floating around with them all in one place.....

Abs got kidnapped but unfortunately they released her......

 

[rgraham666]

Welcome back, EL. *HUGS*

 

[English Lady]

Welcome home EL... Glad you had a good holiday... but it's always nice to be home, ditch the bra and other assundry items....

The first annual How To contest is in full swing...... Some very intersting reading I must say... Minx has a thread floating around with them all in one place.....

Abs got kidnapped but unfortunately they released her......

*grins* it is always good to come home, it's partly why going on holiday is so good, I think

I'm not surprised they released Abs...she's hard to handle

Rg*hugs* thanks for the welcome

 

[Aurora Black]

Welcome back, English rose.

 

[minsue]

Good to have you back, EL

 

[English Lady]

Hiya Aurora!

Min -it's good to see you -hope the packing is going well.

 

[MissBri]

 

[gauchecritic]

Things that have happened

Malachite PM'ed every AHer to inform them that she was in fact CV and can now control his/her anger to the point of being able to speak in sentences greater than five words.

Charley PMed every AHer to let them know this was a complete and utter fabrication and that she had definitive proof that Malachite was in fact a married gosling of no small repute.

Mat PMed the entire AH with the words "What the fuck is going on?"

Zoot remained Zoot.

Honey123 came out and admitted she was in fact Honey456.

Carson began a denial of service attack on the Apache server nearest his dwelling because of the number of old threads being dredged up but mistook technicality and computer wizardry required and so did it by hand and fire axe.

Belegon posted a thread declaiming the superiority of ginger people and that their heritage and very race were being undermined, infiltrated and were in danger of becoming a minor population because of the that vicious cabal at Laboratoire Garnier. (deleted by Laurel and Manu as spam)

3113 and Sarahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh became an item but split soon after over an arguement about how many 'H's Sarahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh was using.

Quite Cool became less cool and then heated up considerably before becoming Hotboy27. (with a voluminous gay fan base)

Svenskaflicka shortened her name to Sven and promptly put herself on ignore.

The demanded repatriation for Mack because he had no idea that she'd returned twice in a previous humourless post.

Having noted the spat between 3113 and Sarahhhhhhhhhhhh Ogg cornered the market in G's and now spells his name Ogggggggggggggggggg.

Despite death threats, personally signed letters from Bill G and a vast marketing campain throughout the American mid-west Angelicminx stubbornly refused to change her font colour.

Amicus has legally changed his name to Amicus Appleby and remains firmly in the dressing room hiding behind a 1950s mink coat.

and that's it really.

Oops... nearly forgot. The Bridlington Belle has been recommissioned as the Royal Yacht. (speedboat ride)

 

[English Lady]

Hello Jett *waves*


Gauche =it is soooooooooooooooooooooooooo good too see you, love. That post has just had me chuckling like a mad woman and my husband now thinks I am a mad woman after trying to explain it to him. God Bless Yorkshire and all who sail in her say I!

 

[English Lady]

This post is especially for Mat, I tried to take some nice views to share, especially for you I hope you like this little glimpse of the beautiful area I've just spent a week in


VIew from Caravan Site

Scarborough lighthouse

view of scarborough castle from South Bay

Scarborough castle from North bay

 

[angelicminx]

Despite death threats, personally signed letters from Bill G and a vast marketing campain throughout the American mid-west Angelicminx stubbornly refused to change her font colour.

I love you gauche!
(At least it isn't size 4 any longer. Y'all can thank Pure for that kind advice. )

Welcome back, EL!

 

[McKenna]

Welcome home, EL. Nice pictures, too!

I think you may have missed the AH deck of cards thread ...I'd suggest that one. Other than that, I think Gauche summed it up rather well, though he forgot to report on himself, as usual.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Hey all I'm back!

Sorry Mat, I didn't get your booby challenge till i got home, so next time I'm near a beach I'll work on it

Had a lovely holiday the sun shone when it mattered most and had fun with the extended family. The highlight? hmmm, the trip on the open top bus -windy!

So, as I am very lazy and a weeks worth of threads is too much for me to sift through I want to ask whats been going on? Which threads are must reads?

Oooh, and I'll post some piccies in a bit, when I've downloaded'em to my pooter

Welcome back, Lady. Hope you and yours had a good week.

As for news, you probably know more after six hours back than I know after hourly checks. IMHO, the only "must reads" are the How-To entries.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[kendo1]

Good to see you back, EL.
Love the AV. And Scarborough is a great place.

 

[ElizabethWest]

EL!!

So good to see you home, love.

I hope you had a fabulous holiday.

Gauche, what can I say. What a hoot!

 

[fifty5]

Long time, EL.

Glad that Scarborough did well by you.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

El! Welcome back. Actually, I just got back from vacation too, so you didn't miss much from me. Good to see ya.