I've Come to the Decision That I Need a Domestic Helper

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[richard_daily]

I need to interview.
Also, what is a proper salary.

I'm thinking one to two days per week.

Slaves are free.

Unfortunately, usually boring as shit to be around, but they like it when you order them around.

 

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[thelovingsadist]

Unfortunately, usually boring as shit to be around, but they like it when you order them around.

Only if you take the boring ones. I, myself, prefer the intelligent and fun ones. They're more fun to own, too, since they usually have ego's and can sometimes be arrogant.

And it's always fun putting an ego in its place.

 

[chillywilly2]

I need to interview.
Also, what is a proper salary.

I'm thinking one to two days per week.

To do what?

 

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[Farrah]

Dammit, and I officially start back to work tomorrow. This is what you get for not employing me last spring.

 

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[Farrah]

I offered you multiple positions that Yankees have no idea of.

I offered to relocate. Now, I'm being filled in various positions. I mean I'm filling various positions. Something.

 

[chillywilly2]

I'm thinking 8 days a month.
One heavy day to include windows, deep cleaning etc.
The other days are for wash/dry/iron, general cleaning and the like.

All depends on how you want to do it. If you are in that position you likely know people that have the same service. Talk with them and see who they use. There are housekeeping services but they tend to be expensive.
I had a person for years that was recomended by a co-worker.
She had a list of clients and spent a few hours a week at each house.

Insurance can be a factor where the service has it and the independant doesn't

 

[tactful]

I just don't won't anybody looking through my drawers.

Then, you want to make sure, you don't put down, Na Na or Nanny, as a position.

 

[chillywilly2]

I offered to relocate. Now, I'm being filled in various positions. I mean I'm filling various positions. Something.

Crap...do you work topless?

 

[Farrah]

Crap...do you work topless?

Only when working my "under the table" job.

 

[chillywilly2]

Only when working my "under the table" job.

Wanna come and do some work under my desk?

 

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[KRCummings]

I want to get a maid service but then I don't because I don't like strangers in my home. The work gets overwhelming at times but not so much I'd pay some creepy hotel housekeeping reject to do it.

 

[islandman]

I want to get a maid service but then I don't because I don't like strangers in my home. The work gets overwhelming at times but not so much I'd pay some creepy hotel housekeeping reject to do it.

Isn't that what kids are for?

 

[JohnnySavage]

The JAJ wants some knob-polishing included in the base contract.

 

[Farrah]

Wanna come and do some work under my desk?

I thank you for the employment opportunity, but I'm very happy with my new boss.

We used to participate in a game overseas called "Smiles." You would all sit a a big round table, put pesos in the pot, and the local ladies of the bar would give head. The one to make you smile would win the pot.


Le sigh.

There needs to be a version of this game that better serves the ladies. I will invent it. *nods*

 

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[JohnnySavage]

I do have quite the brass collection, that's for sure.


KRC hit it on the head though.

Fucking perverted snoopers. I'd blacklight my bed every night.

Don't forget the kitchen table

 

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[KRCummings]

Isn't that what kids are for?

Kids clean by hiding things instead of actually cleaning.

 

[Farrah]

You would look like a Cheshire cat when I finished.

Oh Lord.

I'm gonna have to depart from this thread before the Yankee fires me.