I've caved in to pressure to conform

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Here it is. Try not to laugh too loud
 
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Don't worry. I won't be offended if no one comments on the goods. Nope. Won't be offended at all... well maybe a little, but not much. I'll get over it. Really I will.
 
BlueBard said:
Don't worry. I won't be offended if no one comments on the goods. Nope. Won't be offended at all... well maybe a little, but not much. I'll get over it. Really I will.
they are holding out for more pics ya know :)
 
they are holding out for more pics ya know

Thanks for the advice. Although I'm not sure who "they" are but maybe this will satisfy their needs.
 
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You don't look to caved in to me....and never conform...its no fun..lol
S:kiss:
 
You don't look to caved in to me

Thanks for noticing (better than the alternative). And I'll try to keep the advice in mind. Especially when you're wielding a whip.
 
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BlueBard said:
Thanks for noticing (better than the alternative. And I'll try to keep the advice in mind. Especially when you're wielding a whip.
lol that was very funny.
 
lol that was very funny.

Thanks. I always try to deflect attention from the ridiculousness of a bobbing shlong with humor. That way we can always pass your laughter off as coming from my joke and not my protruding member.
 
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Thanks. I always try to deflect attention from the ridiculousness of a bobbing shlong with humor. That way we can always pass your laughter off as coming from my joke and not my protruding member.
i think its a very nice one :eek:
 
i think its a very nice one

Nice ? Damn. I've got my goods swinging in the air and the best you can muster is "nice" Aw hell. Feet are nice. Hands are nice. Maybe even earlobes -very nice. But the best my cock seems to stir is nice.

Actually I'm just kidding. Thank you.
 
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Nice ? Damn. I've got my goods swinging in the air and the best you can muster is "nice" Aw hell. Feet are nice. Hands are nice. Maybe even earlobes -very nice. But the best my cock seems to stir is nice.

Actually I'm just kidding. Thank you.
im kinda shy, wasnt meant to offend
 
I'm teasing. When I've been drinking and nervous I joke a lot. Sorry. I really do appreciate the compliment. At least I won't go completely silent into that good night.
 
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I'm teasing. When I've been drinking and nervous I joke a lot. Sorry. I really do appreciate the compliment. At least I won't go completely silent into that good night.
why so nervous?
 
I'm not laughing
just sitting here waiting for more;)
(and more can include arms and shoulders and chest and back and stomach and....well, you get the point ;) it can also include a nice tight fitting pair of jeans...or a suit...*wink, wink*)
:D

very nice start.....hope we see more soon :)

~:rose:~
 
It's not every day that I decide to hang my noodle and bits out on public display. You see that's one of the benefits of being a guy vs. girl. Generally what we have stays under wrap and key until the lights go out.
 
nice tight fitting pair of jeans

Damn. It took about six beers for me to get the nerve to drop my drawers. Now you want me to pull them back up?
 
BlueBard said:
It's not every day that I decide to hang my noodle and bits out on public display. You see that's one of the benefits of being a guy vs. girl. Generally what we have stays under wrap and key until the lights go out.
its not about you noodle in here, its how you present it. and you are doing fine...look at the views on the first pic.
 
Yeah. Well, I'm not quite as experienced as you. My God. I'm trying to go through the collection and it's quite impressive. Number 11 with the thong and the riding crop. HMMMM. Gives one pause.

As far as presentation. I'm beginning to think I should have gotten a hair cut before my big night out on the town.
 
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Damn. It took about six beers for me to get the nerve to drop my drawers. Now you want me to pull them back up?

as much as I love the fact that a man bares all and shows off his wonderful "package" (which, yours is very nice ;)) I get more excited by being teased...in jeans is a perfect example...the button and zipper just barely undone...barely revealing what is hiddin inside....or in a suit, leaving everything on and letting the cock protrude through the open zipper....these things get me more excited than just showing an up close shot of a cock.

It's the same thing with women...I prefer to see a woman in a bit of lingerie...not showing everything...revealing, but not completely...the teasing, the leading up to it.

You are doing a wonderful job so far..and it's much appreciated that you've decided to share with us. I'm just giving you ideas for future pix ;)

:)
 
Thank you for taking the time to give advice. I truly apreciate it and will take that into consideration if I do future pics. Right now however, I'll be content to let this thread ride into the sunset of anonymity.
 
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Thank you for taking the time to give advice. I truly apreciate it and will take that into consideration if I do future pics. Right now however, I'll be content to let this thread ride into the sunset of anonymity.
you started it for a reason....what was the reason?
 
I guess I was curious what the response would be and I am probably some what of an exhibitionist at heart.
 
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I guess I was curious what the response would be and I am probably some what of an exhibitionist at heart.
i would say the reason was number two. so start posting....take what YOU need from doing this :)
 
Sure. That's great advice although it does feel a little bit absurd to be hanging out there without much response. It's kind of like throwing a party and no one showing up.

Any way I really do apreciate the support that you've provided. How about you? Why are you such an active poster?
 
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Sure. That's great advice although it does feel a little bit absurd to be hanging out there without much response. It's kind of like throwing a party and no one showing up.

Any way I really do apreciate the support that you've provided. How about you? Why are you such an active poster?
There is hardly anyone on at this time is why not alot of feedback.why? I love ppl doing what feels good, thats what this whole place is about.
 
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