i've broken through the sixth wall!

[killallhippies]

is this soup? smells like soup. doesn't taste like it though. hmmmm... nope, it's not soup.

 

[joeys-game]

is this soup? smells like soup. doesn't taste like it though. hmmmm... nope, it's not soup.

Steve said it was soup.
He told Ed and Ed told me!

 

[killallhippies]

steve's a fucking liar. he doesn't know a damned thing about good soup.

 

[elsol]

Yes... but it could be wet poop.

Sincerley,
ElSol

 

[Recidiva]

Lilly Tomlin - 1985

"The Search for Signs of Intelligent Life in the Universe"

Here I am,
standing on the corner of "Walk, Don't Walk,"
waiting for these aliens from outer space to show up.
I call that crazy don't you. They're late as usual.
My space chums say they're learning so much about us.
They said to me, "Trudy, the human mind is so-o-o strange."
We think so different.
They find it hard to grasp some things that come easy to us,
because they simply don't have our frame of reference.

I show'em this can of Campbell's tomato soup.
I say,
"This is soup".
Then I show'em a picture of Andy Warhol's painting
of a can of Campbell's tomato soup. I say,
"This is art."

"This is soup."

"And this is art."

Then I shuffle the two behind my back.

Now what is this?

No.
this is soup and this is art!

I dread having to explain tartar sauce!

 

[joeys-game]

well Ed.s a friend of Dave's and Dave's a friend of Steve's and Steve's a fuckin liar..so..E'd probably a fuckin liar too.

Lets kill em!

 

[logophile]

Lilly Tomlin - 1985

"The Search for Signs of Intelligent Life in the Universe"

Here I am,
standing on the corner of "Walk, Don't Walk,"
waiting for these aliens from outer space to show up.
I call that crazy don't you. They're late as usual.
My space chums say they're learning so much about us.
They said to me, "Trudy, the human mind is so-o-o strange."
We think so different.
They find it hard to grasp some things that come easy to us,
because they simply don't have our frame of reference.

I show'em this can of Campbell's tomato soup.
I say,
"This is soup".
Then I show'em a picture of Andy Warhol's painting
of a can of Campbell's tomato soup. I say,
"This is art."

"This is soup."

"And this is art."

Then I shuffle the two behind my back.

Now what is this?

No.
this is soup and this is art!

I dread having to explain tartar sauce!

I did that whole thing in high school forensics competitions. Made All-State with it, which is a big deal when you're a speech geek.

 

[Recidiva]

I did that whole thing in high school forensics competitions. Made All-State with it, which is a big deal when you're a speech geek.

You go! Of course, I don't know how drama relates to forensics. 'splain?

 

[killallhippies]

well Ed.s a friend of Dave's and Dave's a friend of Steve's and Steve's a fuckin liar..so..E'd probably a fuckin liar too.

Lets kill em!

yes. let's kill them all!

 

[Recidiva]

yes. let's kill them all!

Drown 'em in bean with bacon!

 

[joeys-game]

I did that whole thing in high school forensics competitions. Made All-State with it, which is a big deal when you're a speech geek.

its pretty cool when something triggers a good memory,huh?

 

[joeys-game]

Drown 'em in bean with bacon!

split pea itll look grosser!

 

[Recidiva]

split pea itll look grosser!

Damned straight! Split pea with bean and bacon! Ew. Okay, just grossed myself out. Not just how it looks, but the smell. Nasty.

 

[joeys-game]

Damned straight! Split pea with bean and bacon! Ew. Okay, just grossed myself out. Not just how it looks, but the smell. Nasty.

I'll say!!!!
That would kill the lot of em!

 

[killallhippies]

you sick bastards. bean and bacon? that's just mean.

 

[Recidiva]

you sick bastards. bean and bacon? that's just mean.

Thank you!

 

[joeys-game]

you sick bastards. bean and bacon? that's just mean.

Thats a compliment coming from you!

 

[Recidiva]

Thats a compliment coming from you!

I hate to have evil genius go unappreciated. Even when it's yucky.

 

[AppleBiter]

I said it before and I'll say it again -- fuck Steve! He's a fucking prick and a liar. I don't know why we put up with his shit.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

It this thread deep beyond my ability to comprehend... or just random stupidity?

 

[killallhippies]

I said it before and I'll say it again -- fuck Steve! He's a fucking prick and a liar. I don't know why we put up with his shit.

jut wait. he'll get his soon enough.

 

[joeys-game]

I said it before and I'll say it again -- fuck Steve! He's a fucking prick and a liar. I don't know why we put up with his shit.

Fuck, its beyond me!!!

 

[joeys-game]

jut wait. he'll get his soon enough.

When though, when will he get his...?

 

[TxRad]

When though, when will he get his...?

When in danger or in doubt

Run in circles

scream and shout....

 

[Dar~]

When in danger or in doubt

Run in circles

scream and shout....

Point and laugh
smile and nod