I've been to the mountain top.

[MyEscapedId]

I've been to the mountain top and have seen the promised land. Soon I will be able to say "free at last!"

I'm a 40 wm, 5'9" and fit-ish. I am recently consciously uncoupled. I am looking for some one (female) to have some light fun with. Witty and easy going are requisite.

I am aware that being separated and divorced are different and that men who say they are separated have shade thrown at them assuming they are lying. So take my word for what you deem it to be worth. Life is complicated.

If you would like to discuss the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune with me, pm or hit me up on Kik. My handle is the same there. Other info on my profile page.

I'm working much of the OT for the time being and have other outside duties. I wil respond as often and quickly as I can.

 

[MyEscapedId]

Seriously? Nothing? What am I, chopped liver? I guess that's why the cats keep following me around.

 

[beingtrue2me]

Just like a man. Tell the world he's now available and swears he's got pussy following him around the block.

 

[MyEscapedId]

Just like a man. Tell the world he's now available and swears he's got pussy following him around the block.

Haha If I had pussy chasing me me I wouldn't be here.
I'm just an old dog chasing cars out here.

 

[MyEscapedId]

Step right up! Limited time offer. If you don't say yes today there's always tomorrow. Everyone's a winner. No muss no fuss, easy clean up. On size fits all, you can drive it away today. Cheap at twice the price and two for a dolla.

What d'ya say?

 

[MyEscapedId]

I was born wet, naked and screaming. It's been downhill ever since.

Speaking of being born. When I was a strapping lad of 19, I told my mom I wanted to be born again.

She looked up at me and said "No."

Hello! Hello! Is this thing on?

That's what she said.

 

[Writers_block]

Sorry to hear of your struggles, buddy. Hey, it's the world of internet sexuality. Women are outnumbered ten to one. And half the "women" are men masquerading as such.

Good luck!

 

[MyEscapedId]

Thanks buddy! I'm familiar with the syndrome.

No worries
If there isn't any women who want to play with me, I'll just keep playing with myself. It's been a long time now, so why stop? Blisters? Ah, I'll just walk it off.

 

[mxg1072]

I've been to the mountain top and have seen the promised land. Soon I will be able to say "free at last!"

I'm a 40 wm, 5'9" and fit-ish. I am recently consciously uncoupled. I am looking for some one (female) to have some light fun with. Witty and easy going are requisite.

I am aware that being separated and divorced are different and that men who say they are separated have shade thrown at them assuming they are lying. So take my word for what you deem it to be worth. Life is complicated.

If you would like to discuss the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune with me, pm or hit me up on Kik. My handle is the same there. Other info on my profile page.

I'm working much of the OT for the time being and have other outside duties. I wil respond as often and quickly as I can.

Good luck man.

 

[MyEscapedId]

Thanks Dude! Back atcha! Rome wasn't burnt in a day.
I read your profile. If I were succinct is say the same.

I'm out for the day. Have a good night everybody. Tip your waitresses.


FYI: I know the difference between your, you're and yore. Two, to and too. They're, their and there.

 

[Iceprincess12]

Don't forget you have wonderful suit pictures too

 

[MyEscapedId]

Don't forget you have wonderful suit pictures too

That is true and I'm keeping that in mind. Thank you IP.

I'm still looking for a real world adventure sometime in the next 30 days and various points beyond that.

I'll be in Northern Ohio.

 

[Iceprincess12]

That is true and I'm keeping that in mind. Thank you IP.

I'm still looking for a real world adventure sometime in the next 30 days and various points beyond that.

I'll be in Northern Ohio.

30 days...sounds very Clash of the Titans-original.

Release the Krakken!!

Nothing excites a monster like a human sacrifice. I'll check back May 12th

 

[Hypoxia]

We've been to the mountain top too. It was a volcano. Just as we reached the 12000 foot summit we saw a storm approach so we descended quickly, across steep ice fields where any misstep meant a long slide to certain death. Somehow we staggered to safety. Whew.

Moral: When you reach the mountain top, be sure to have an exit route.

 

[legion1054]

We've been to the mountain top too. It was a volcano. Just as we reached the 12000 foot summit we saw a storm approach so we descended quickly, across steep ice fields where any misstep meant a long slide to certain death. Somehow we staggered to safety. Whew.

Moral: When you reach the mountain top, be sure to have an exit route.

I concur, when you reach the mountain top:

1) have an exfill plan.
2) don't skyline yourself.
3) make sure you take as many with you as possible.

 

[Stacysmith287]

Hi

"Iv been the mountain top and"......for fuck sake just say you want a women....I want bending over and..... Not taken up a fucking mountain!!