I've been invited by several cute 23 year old girls to a "game night"

[Dixon Carter Lee]

And my wife says I can go.

They're going to get together and play board games and giggle and drink alcohol in their pajamas, and they've invited me because they think I'm funny and talented. Two of them have already told me I'm on their list of "Guys they'd sleep with".

And my wife says I can go.

Sheesh.

So, besides jerking off ten times that day and thinking of the '69 Mets, what should I do to keep my gun holstered? And don't say "Don't go", 'cause that's not really an option.

 

[brisbon]

You haven't been hearing music all day have you?
Maybe sounds like the theme song from the twilight zone?

 

[hornylady]

I think your wife is an amazing woman!

 

[Guest]

It's easier when we go lesbos, isn't it, Dixon.

 

[mritsme]

keep it holstered??? with ten girls in pajamas???? with them saying they would sleep with you??? and your wife says go????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

what are ya nuts??? lol Does your wife know they want you? would she let you? Sounds like everymans dream of a night cum true lol

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

And my wife says I can go.

They're going to get together and play board games and giggle and drink alcohol in their pajamas, and they've invited me because they think I'm funny and talented. Two of them have already told me I'm on their list of "Guys they'd sleep with".

And my wife says I can go.

Sheesh.

So, besides jerking off ten times that day and thinking of the '69 Mets, what should I do to keep my gun holstered? And don't say "Don't go", 'cause that's not really an option.

It sounds like a direct message from God.

Go forth, my son, naked and unclothed into the wilderness.

I'd kill to be you right now.

 

[sexy-girl]

ok i hate to be sensible but if you cant trust someone then its not a good relationship ... and trusting someone doesn't mean trusting them only when you're 5 feet away from them


she trusts you why are you surprised ?

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

DCL, the master of illusions!!!

For some reason, I get a mental picture of Lenny Bruce surrounded by the all-female cast of Jenna Jameson's latest movie.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

To keep your gun holstered, just think about how much fun your next get together could be....and think that each time.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

she trusts you why are you surprised ?

I'm not surprised.

Nothing will happen, of course. It's just one of those situations you want to walk up to and say, "Where the fuck were YOU in 1986?"

 

[calypso_21]

I can't believe you accepted my invitation!!!!

 

[Dillinger]

Full report due on my desk in the morning.

 

[Spinaroonie]

keep it holstered??? with ten girls in pajamas???? with them saying they would sleep with you??? and your wife says go????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

what are ya nuts??? lol Does your wife know they want you? would she let you? Sounds like everymans dream of a night cum true lol

Greetings fellow Page Widener!

Dixon- GO and live out all of my dreams for me!

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

I'm not surprised.

Nothing will happen, of course. It's just one of those situations you want to walk up to and say, "Where the fuck were YOU in 1986?"

In 1986? My guess is the second grade.

 

[mritsme]

sorry about widening the page like that thought it would wrap.


Have fun with the girls atleast you can flirt a little thats fun to you will have memories for future masturbations lol

 

[Rambling Rose]

But did your wife say you could go?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

LOL

Nothing will happen. They know my wife. She knows them. Nothing will happen.

I've been tempted to cheat on my wife, let's see, three times. All three times I, more or less, knew in my heart it wouldn't happen, and, in the end, it didn't. I was always relieved. And in all those situations the girl was in the next town, or invovled herself, or there was some other barrier between us which made me sure it wouldn't actually happen.

There have been plenty of other opportunities when the girl was right there in front of me, and I didn't flirt half as much, because I knew that this was a situation you couldn't just hang up on.

So, nothing will happen. I won't do a report, but I might be inspired to write a new story for Lit.

Hmm.

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

LOL

Nothing will happen. They know my wife. She knows them. Nothing will happen.

I've been tempted to cheat on my wife, let's see, three times. All three times I, more or less, knew in my heart it wouldn't happen, and, in the end, it didn't. I was always relieved. And in all those situations the girl was in the next town, or invovled herself, or there was some other barrier between us which made me sure it wouldn't actually happen.

There have been plenty of other opportunities when the girl was right there in front of me, and I didn't flirt half as much, because I knew that this was a situation you couldn't just hang up on.

So, nothing will happen. I won't do a report, but I might be inspired to write a new story for Lit.


Can I go and pretend to be you?


Hmm.

 

[sunstruck]

Question: If you aren't going to have sex with any of them why would you want to hang out with a bunch of 23 year old girls and play board games?

Let's just say you go, my bet is they either take turns making you blush, jump you en masse and you have to leave, or you hang around for an hour, see enough young smooth skin and perky boob to supply you with ample masturbatory images for life, get really bored, take all that pent up sexual energy and go home and fuck your...

Oh! No wonder she's letting you go!

 

[sunstruck]

I won't do a report, but I might be inspired to write a new story for Lit.

Hmm.

GO! GO NOW! Do you need cab fair? I'll give you my visa card.

GO!

 

[Rambling Rose]

Sunstruck, the lightbulb over your noggin was visible from here.

 

[penguindance]

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Question: If you aren't going to have sex with any of them why would you want to hang out with a bunch of 23 year old girls and play board games?

Don't laugh, but I happen to be a board game freak.

I said don't laugh.

Stop it.

Goddamnit I said stop it.

Fine. Whatever. I don't even care...

 

[sunstruck]

Sunstruck, the lightbulb over your noggin was visible from here.

I'm going to take that as a compliment to my brilliance and not stick my tongue out at you.





Oh hell. I have no self control.

 

[sunstruck]

Don't laugh, but I happen to be a board game freak.

I said don't laugh.

Stop it.

Goddamnit I said stop it.

Fine. Whatever. I don't even care...

I have 43 board games in the closet in my game room. No one beats me at Risk.

Tonight, it's Star Wars Monopoly.

Seriously. You and your wife need to move to the Cape. All the couples around here suck.