I've Been Dumped.

[carsonshepherd]

I think you need consoling. or counseling, perhaps

From you, I'll take both.

 

[Rhys]

where were we anyway?

 

[BlackShanglan]

where were we anyway?

Kansas?

 

[Rhys]

Darling Horse, we aren't in Kansas anymore.

 

[Guest]

Darling Horse, we aren't in Kansas anymore.

Damn it.

Then how am I going to watch?

 

[carsonshepherd]

Damn it.

Then how am I going to watch?

Lose the dog first.

 

[Guest]

Lose the dog first.

OK.

http://bestsmileys.com/dogs/3.gif

He's going to bother amicus for awhile.

 

[BlackShanglan]

Darling Horse, we aren't in Kansas anymore.

Thank goodness, some folks need the wizard to give them some brains over there. Something about e-v-o-l-u-t-i-o-n. If you spell it, you can say it in front of them.

 

[carsonshepherd]

They're off, but definitely not to see the Wizard.

 

[Liar]

I don't really have a "girlfriend"... just a girl friend. You know. And now that she's getting dick, well... I'm out.

You know what to do.

Demand that she shares.

 

[NoJo]

My girlfriend finally dumped me for a guy who could give her dick. *sniff* It's not fair.

Don't worry, Carson, dicks are for Christmas, but friends are for life.

 

[4degrees]

I just broke the land speed record running out the door with my keys in my hands, only to realize my car will not make it to Canada.

anybody know how to hotwire?

i do. and i'm only half as far as canada...

 

[SensualCealy]

Carson, you should have been a friend with benefits!
Oh well, at least she is happy, if things work out for her she will need your shoulder soon enough, some men can be asses at times!
kisses sexy!
C

 

[OhMissScarlett]

i do. and i'm only half as far as canada...

Mwahahahaha. You're a bad bad boy.

 

[rgraham666]

Curses! Foiled again!

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Curses! Foiled again!

*snicker* Don't worry, I have plenty of time for everyone.

Though I may not be strong enough to be 4degrees' man.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I don't really have a "girlfriend"... just a girl friend. You know. And now that she's getting dick, well... I'm out.

Weren't you already?

Seriously, it's a pity. One should never abandon one's friends just for a guy. Dicks come and go, friends remain with you to eat chocolate ice cream and bitch about what an asshole he was - and how lousy he was in bed.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Weren't you already?

Seriously, it's a pity. One should never abandon one's friends just for a guy. Dicks come and go, friends remain with you to eat chocolate ice cream and bitch about what an asshole he was - and how lousy he was in bed.

Eh, she stills talks to me when she's not busy with him

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I remember one of my friends, who called me one night when I was in bed with my boyfriend -which I told her I was, when she asked what I was doing. She apologized a lot for disturbing me, but I told her to calm down, I was already done and was just cuddling.
Have you ever heard a woman blush over the phone?

 

[Bishonen]

You know what to do.

Demand that she shares.

...or atleast video tapes it.

 

[scheherazade_79]

Sorry to hear about it, Carson

If you lived nearer you could come and hang out with me. It's Friday night, and I have no one to go out with, because they've all buggered off for the weekend

I'm considering going to the pub on my own with a pen and paper and doing some writing. But if I had the option I'd pick you up and take you to some nice little beach-side pub.

Find a lesbian to be friends with - they'll never dump you for a man.

 

[carsonshepherd]

.

Find a lesbian to be friends with - they'll never dump you for a man.

So true, but they call you crying over some drama at 3 in the morning.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

So true, but they call you crying over some drama at 3 in the morning.

Right or they blow you off for some chick that can drink you under the table and beat you at pool.

 

[scheherazade_79]

Ah, but you see, Carson, it works both ways

Incidentally, I'm off to Amsterdam for the New Year with my best mate, who's gay. We've both decided that we're not going to any gay/les clubs, because we're just going to spend some quality time together.

It's quite sweet, really. We've known each other since we were three, and we can both share a bed without having to worry about things becoming awkward or uncomfortable. It's the most uncomplicated friendship I've ever had with anyone

 

[NoJo]

You don't have to tell Carson it works both ways.