I've been awake for 23 1/2 hours and I'm bored out of my skull

[Calamity Jane]

Someone entertain me! Or bore me into sleep. SOMETHING!

 

[Natalie Nessus]

Someone entertain me! Or bore me into sleep. SOMETHING!

Perhaps I can hypnotize you to sleep?

 

[P. B. Walker]

Have you tried repeated orgasms until you pass out? <wink>

- PBW

 

[Calamity Jane]

Re: Re: I've been awake for 23 1/2 hours and I'm bored out of my skull

Perhaps I can hypnotize you to sleep?

Ohhh... sleep would be such a waste with you there Nessus.

 

[cymbidia]

By swinging the clamps back and forth... back and forth... back and forth...

I'd never get to sleep.

 

[Natalie Nessus]

Re: Re: Re: I've been awake for 23 1/2 hours and I'm bored out of my skull

Ohhh... sleep would be such a waste with you there Nessus.

Perhaps talk until I bore you to sleep, yes?

 

[Rhys]

Sleep? What is that????

I'm wide awake in Neonland tonight...

I know its the jetlag and I will crash hard tomarrow.

Okay here's a boring tale. Standing around watching yer mates
losing hundreds of dollars at roulette. I don't gamble so...

sigh

 

[xzchief]

Someone entertain me! Or bore me into sleep. SOMETHING!

Should I try some pickup lines I found online? That ought to bore you to sleep.

 

[Starfish]

After that long, you'd think you wouldn't need to be lulled. Do you suffer from insomnymphomania?

 

[Natalie Nessus]

Re: Re: I've been awake for 23 1/2 hours and I'm bored out of my skull

Should I try some pickup lines I found online? That ought to bore you to sleep.

That is the cure, I think

 

[cymbidia]

Re: Sleep? What is that????

Okay here's a boring tale. Standing around watching yer mates losing hundreds of dollars at roulette. I don't gamble so...

sigh

You could always, oh, strip down and do the jacuzzi thing.

 

[xzchief]

Re: Re: Re: I've been awake for 23 1/2 hours and I'm bored out of my skull

That is the cure, I think

So, what are you wearing?

 

[Calamity Jane]

Do you suffer from insomnymphomania?

Finally! A diagnosis!

Should I try some pickup lines I found online? That ought to bore you to sleep.

Yes please, only, in my current state, they may work... and then what will you do?

Perhaps talk until I bore you to sleep, yes?

With that accent? I'd curl up and have very naughty dreams.

 

[Natalie Nessus]

What accent? I do not have an accent, you do

 

[Rhys]

Re: Re: Sleep? What is that????

You could always, oh, strip down and do the jacuzzi thing.

Would you ladies like to join me? I think it will hold all of us

Hang on, I think I've got a thingy of Mr Bubble in my suitcase...

 

[xzchief]

If my lines did work, I'd faint because they never work. After I was revived, I'd ask for directions to your house...preferably when you're not surrounded by family.

 

[Calamity Jane]

Re: Re: Re: Re: I've been awake for 23 1/2 hours and I'm bored out of my skull

So, what are you wearing?

me? isn't the proper cyber answer a thong, a lacy bra, stockings with garter, and a smile? can't believe you even asked!

seriously? black silk pajama pants, and a black long sleeved t shirt with a celtic knotwork design on the front in silver. aren't ya glad you asked?

What accent? I do not have an accent, you do

Oh, thas rite darlin. I fergot tha' all us Missurans talk all funny like.

 

[xzchief]

PCG, I told you my lines sucked. And not in a pleasurable way. Do you follow sports at all?

 

[Natalie Nessus]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: I've been awake for 23 1/2 hours and I'm bored out of my skull

Oh, thas rite darlin. I fergot tha' all us Missurans talk all funny like.

No, just all Anglaise

 

[Calamity Jane]

PCG, I told you my lines sucked. And not in a pleasurable way. Do you follow sports at all?

Welll.... i love to watch hockey, but i suspect it's only for the fights since i have no clue who any of the players are. does that count?

oh. and I know that the Chiefs and Royals are like your lines... they suck in a non-pleasurable way.

 

[Calamity Jane]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: I've been awake for 23 1/2 hours and I'm bored out of my skull

No, just all Anglaise

 

[Rhys]

Ok..its not Mr Bubble

Would you ladies like to join me? I think it will hold all of us

Hang on, I think I've got a thingy of Mr Bubble in my suitcase...

Its not bad though...kinda coconutty.

This thing is deep too...I could sink down to my chin

 

[xzchief]

Welll.... i love to watch hockey, but i suspect it's only for the fights since i have no clue who any of the players are. does that count?

oh. and I know that the Chiefs and Royals are like your lines... they suck in a non-pleasurable way.

Sure that counts. That's the only reason I watch hockey.

See, you do follow sports. The Chiefs and Royals do blow. They don't swallow though.

 

[dqrich]

Xz is a hockey fan!

 

[Calamity Jane]

Sure that counts. That's the only reason I watch hockey.

See, you do follow sports. The Chiefs and Royals do blow. They don't swallow though.

Yeah, they swallow... my hard earned tax dollars for new stadiums to showcase their suckiness...

More lines, darlin. I know you have more than one.

Ooops.... zzzzzzzzzzzz