I've been a member of this forum for a month. Do I get something special?

[GrandpaBill]

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"Excuse me, but I've been a member for over a month now. What do I get for my contribution?"

"Absolutely nothing. Sorry, but we are having a conference. Go away."

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"I went all the way over there to ask what I get for my contribution to the forum. Guess what? They closed the door in my face and had security escort me out of the building."

Wife replies, "I told you that would happen. Hey, run down to the store and get me a carton of Lucky Strikes."

"Fuck off. Do it yourself. I'm going to reply to my thread about how I was treated."

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

to be a full member, you have to stick a big clown shoe up your butt and show pics bro!

Stew

 

[Curmudgeonly]

You should have received your upgraded membership package details by now.

You are now approved to post in the playground.

 

[RoryN]

Excuse me, but I've been a member for over a month now.

More like 6-8 years.

 

[jezzilee]

More like 6-8 years.

Well crap, I have more time to serve???

 

[RoryN]

Well crap, I have more time to serve???

If it gets too intense, you could always make an alt.

The thread starter has at least a dozen of them.