I've become what I once hated

[Weevil]

I turned down weed and booze today. No beer on Canada Day. And I decided to go home early. I'm such a melvin.

On the plus side, I got my Girlfriend drunk

 

[Nicole]

What are you complaining about? You got your girlfriend drunk didn't you? Doesn't that mean sex tonight?

Geesh no pleasing some people (LOL)

 

[KillerMuffin]

Swap ya brains.

You could be high naturally whenever the mood strikes your brain. Imagine, instant, perfectly legal inebriation! You're so drunk you have no idea who you are, let alone where. It's free too, never have to pay for a drunk again. Never have to pay for a joint, just bam, one moment perfect sobriety, the next you're singing O Canada and wondering what the heck you're doing in Pennsylvania. You can be drunk at work, drunk at the hospital, drunk at the babysitters, drunk in a store and no one calls the cops or tosses you out forever. It's like an inebriated fantasy.

 

[Weevil]

What are you complaining about? You got your girlfriend drunk didn't you? Doesn't that mean sex tonight?

Geesh no pleasing some people (LOL)

Please, We're 21, Not attached(To other people I mean. Whoops) and not practising Catholics. So far, most nights contain sex. Having sex isn't what excites me(Well, it does, but not really) What's fun is how poorly she handles her alcohol. It's real funny, well sad-funny anyway/

 

[Weevil]

Swap ya brains.

You could be high naturally whenever the mood strikes your brain. Imagine, instant, perfectly legal inebriation! You're so drunk you have no idea who you are, let alone where. It's free too, never have to pay for a drunk again. Never have to pay for a joint, just bam, one moment perfect sobriety, the next you're singing O Canada and wondering what the heck you're doing in Pennsylvania. You can be drunk at work, drunk at the hospital, drunk at the babysitters, drunk in a store and no one calls the cops or tosses you out forever. It's like an inebriated fantasy.

Yes but I'd also have a woman's brain in my body, which might not work out because I'm so irrepressibly Masculine.

 

[KillerMuffin]

So? I'm irrepressibly masculine, too. *shrugging* I'd estimate that one in ten men are more masculine than me.

Besides, masculinity is hormonal and comes from the testes or ovaries, not the brain itself. I'm keeping the ovaries.

 

[Weevil]

So? I'm irrepressibly masculine, too. *shrugging* I'd estimate that one in ten men are more masculine than me.

Besides, masculinity is hormonal and comes from the testes or ovaries, not the brain itself. I'm keeping the ovaries.

I can't imagine a Woman would be too happy in my body. Unless they really liked having sex with Erin and really wanted to learn the downside of being too skinny.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Well fuck. Another chance to get rid of this damned epilepsy down the drain. I coulda gone on to be a SEAL, too. *stomps of thread*

 

[Weevil]

Well fuck. Another chance to get rid of this damned epilepsy down the drain. I coulda gone on to be a SEAL, too. *stomps of thread*

Seal as in Navy or California Golden?

 

[KillerMuffin]

SEAL is in Navy, not seal as in golden. Gotta be a man, and with a man's healthy brain, well hell. I can still kick Petty Officer (CENSORED)'s ass.

 

[Weevil]

SEAL is in Navy, not seal as in golden. Gotta be a man, and with a man's healthy brain, well hell. I can still kick Petty Officer (CENSORED)'s ass.

Trust me, unless the Navy has drastically lowered the physical strength requirements for being a SEAL my body would be no help.

 

[bluntforcemama]

lol... you turned down weed and booze? Wow... that takes a lot of will power. I have none, of course.

 

[Weevil]

I feel so old. I'm glad I don't have work tommorrow or I might have had to utter the dreaded "I better not, I have to be up early in the morning"

Was it so long ago that I drank beer straight from a funnel 2 hours before my Calculus final?

 

[Twinkster]

I feel so old. I'm glad I don't have work tommorrow or I might have had to utter the dreaded "I better not, I have to be up early in the morning"

Was it so long ago that I drank beer straight from a funnel 2 hours before my Calculus final?

lol.... try doing that before Calc II.... damn that final was awesome! Never had so much fun taking a test in my life.

 

[Laurel]

I turned down weed and booze today. No beer on Canada Day. And I decided to go home early. I'm such a melvin.

I knew it. You closet straight-edger you.

 

[Weevil]

Re: Re: I've become what I once hated

I knew it. You closet straight-edger you.

Please. Damn stupid women and the damn stupid promises they make you make.

 

[Laurel]

...and damn stupid men who make those stupid promises...

You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
- Henny Youngman

 

[Weevil]

...and damn stupid men who make those stupid promises...

Yes, well. Hey, um


"Love is the delusion that One woman differs from another" -H.L. Mencken.

 

[scylis]

now that's patriotism! he loves his country so much that he undures incredable pain and suffereing (and laughing) to show it!

and KM, i KNOW you would have made it...

 

[Weevil]

now that's patriotism! he loves his country so much that he undures incredable pain and suffereing (and laughing) to show it!

and KM, i KNOW you would have made it...

Please. I'd sell my country to the Americans for a 6 of Becks right about now. It's that ridiculous affliction known as Heterosexuality which denies me my beer.

 

[scylis]

whaddaya mean, sell it to the Americans? we ALREADY own it!

 

[bluntforcemama]

whaddaya mean, sell it to the Americans? we ALREADY own it!

Is there such a thing as TOO patriotic?

 

[CelticsHeart]

Pass the sick bag!

BECKS !!!!

Ack!!!

 

[Never]

Melvin?
What the heck is a Melvin and how old do you have to be to know what it is?

 

[Problem Child]

Melvin?
What the heck is a Melvin and how old do you have to be to know what it is?

Melvin=wedgie.

The only thing more feared is the atomic wedgie.