I've a problem with Lit...

[modest mouse]

DCL is the shit.

 

[riff]

Which hoop am I supposed to jump through? And why aren't they on fire?

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

If I Wanna Post Ignorant Drivel

Then I'll Post Ignorant Drivel!

Do You Often Spell That Badly?

 

[Cheyenne]

Funny, that was my same reaction!

 

[miles]

Yeah, that's it, we're just not getting how funny he is.

And Zeppo made the act.

With apologies to Joe Pesci:

He's funny, how? I mean funny like he's a clown? He amuse you? He make you laugh? Is he here to fucking amuse you? How the fuck is he funny? What the fuck is so funny about him? Tell me, tell me what's funny!

 

[p_p_man]

Hey peeps.

Pubs shut early tonight?.

No...I just started early...

 

[p_p_man]

So if a person hasn't had their ass handed to them yet while discussing politics would still be welcome to the debates p_p?

An arse is an arse for a' that!

 

[p_p_man]

Your delusion about your impact here merits a Ron Howard movie.

Well I suppose that's better than doing a gig in some clapped out theatre in Harlem...

ppman

 

[scylis]

well, shit. i should just kill myself now and save someone else the trouble, i guess.

 

[koalabear]

The main purpose of politics is to keep you posters ranting and raveing here while the politican sneaks your sink out the back door.

 

[p_p_man]

With apologies to Joe Pesci:

He's funny, how? I mean funny like he's a clown? He amuse you? He make you laugh? Is he here to fucking amuse you? How the fuck is he funny? What the fuck is so funny about him? Tell me, tell me what's funny!

What the fuck is humour, is humour fucking funny, does fucking laughing mean you're happy...or fucking deranged...

Is there a God...

Is there a you...

Is there a fucking me...

ppman

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water! And East is East and West is West and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does.

Now you tell me what you know.

 

[miles]

Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water! And East is East and West is West and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does.

Now you tell me what you know.

That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever hoid of.

I'm fine, how are you?

 

[JohnOne]

Your delusion about your impact here merits a Ron Howard movie.

Don't know why, but for some reason that comment got a laugh out of me.

 

[Azwed]

OK Lads

OK lasses...


You re reckon you're all clever....

I wouldn't give you a snowball's chance in HELL

Against people like:

PC

SchOOlteacher

miles

sexy-girl

Lavender

Ishmael

REDWAVE

bluescot

scotfr (sorry lad I'm doing this from memory

and of course...

me.


Oh so I leave for a few days and I am just forgoten ehhh. I see how it is you brit wanker bastard


So lads and lasses I don't want to hear that to you every problem that has ever occured in your youmg lives has in your very limited lifetime to be nuked ...or wasted or annhialted... I don't want to hear that young lads and lasses ...

If you come on the Gerneral Board and discuss politics with the people I've mentioned above (and there's a few more who don't want to be metioned by name) above then of course you have to be shot down in flames if you don't know what you're talking about...

So lads and lasses just dio me a favour: if you can't contribute to a politcal thread properly THEN don't contribute art all

It'll save everybody wasting their time

Goodbye

ppman

 

[Siren]

 

[weed]

lmao

nanny nanny boo boo you can't make me

 

[penguindance]

 

[70/30]

the foofaraw over a fascine

Politics...on a porn message board...the impact is remarkable. Keep on jerking the debate threads, i support the wasting of time. Especially when there are goebbels involved. i'm with scylis, wish there were more GELI RAUBALs around. Face it, you don't matter.

 

[MissTaken]

There are way too many egos in this thread to make room for me.

So I will take my politically ignorant as and chuckle my way out the door. Sexy -girl? Meet me in the lobby?




I am really chuckling.






p_p_man can't piss off the old hardcore poliwankers on the board, so now he is gunning for the young ones.