It's time to start drinking

Wait!

Uh-oh... I've been drinking since noon... shots of Maker's Mark 46. Happy new year's eve!
 
Amaretto instead of sweet vermouth. :)

Well...mother in a bucket...I don't keep amaretto around on account of my amaretto sour addiction...well...I have lots of addictions...amaretto sour is one...there are others.

That sounds amazing.
 
I went with what a former colleague calls a "potty water martini."

Vodka and tap water on the rocks.

Sometimes you just want the cleanest, most honest, drink possible.

Yes...occasionally i eschew the rocks...

It's for the irony...the irony I tell you.
 
I went with what a former colleague calls a "potty water martini."

Vodka and tap water on the rocks.

Sometimes you just want the cleanest, most honest, drink possible.

Fuckin, "Potty Water, Martini".

That is incredible. And they will serve that to you in 2022 without a fine of some sort? I am SO into the way you gave that up. Can we fuck in a messed-up stairwell somewhere? I don't mean to be rude. I'm absolutely serious. I need this really bad.

Can we fucking potty water the hell out of each other in some grungy undergrowth of a staircase? Am I trippin? I don't think I'm being rude. This is shit that needs to happen. Certain things just hit like a nail on a... fuckin stream of potty waterrrrrr!!!
 
PS St_Ann?

Yer a nasty bitch and I love you for it.

Your work is very important. And I mean that sincerely. You can't have a bunch of vagrant parts without any glue around. Yer the glue.

Can I go to heaven now?
 
PS St_Ann?

Yer a nasty bitch and I love you for it.

Your work is very important. And I mean that sincerely. You can't have a bunch of vagrant parts without any glue around. Yer the glue.

Can I go to heaven now?

I'll drink to that. :)
 
It's not that I'm a teetotaler. That would be inaccurate. I've just lost interest, subject to change.
 
I don't want to sound like a nerd or a teetotaler either, but I don't like drinking alcoholic beverages. I like to relax in other ways, like if I get stressed, I can take cbd products. For me, the cbd2heal brand has shown to be a great example of how you can make products that are clinically tested and beneficial. It is for this reason that I continue to order products from this site as their number of products and services increases every time.
 
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