It's Time To Come Clean, I've Fucked Every Woman On Lit...

[Marxist]

...some twice.

Guys, any questions?

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

I'm still waiting for mine sugar

 

[lovetoread]

Was I alseep when it happened?

 

[Guest]

 

[Private Vasquez]

shaddup lyin'

 

[bluemuse]

Sorry to tell you this......I have no recollection of the event.



bluemuse

 

[Kitte]

I know I was drunk last night but I think I would remember that

 

[DannyBoyUK]

Who was better ? Ruby or juicygirl ?

 

[perks]

so, then you can tell everyone the truth about my fat ass.

 

[Marxist]

Listen denial will get you nowhere. At least that's what my therapist ( Dr.R. Iff) says.

Morgy gave it up in a bowling alley.

P.V. has B.V. so I made her give me head.

LTR, I understand your reticence what with all that Tiger nonsense flying about.

E.E.--You really should use your hips more. They're nice and strong. Next time, let's put rubber sheets on though, OK?

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[nasty]

so, then you can tell everyone the truth about my fat ass.

I like big butts, and, i cannot lie.

 

[lobito]

my azz is still hurtin'

 

[Marxist]

so, then you can tell everyone the truth about my fat ass.

It's not fat. But it does present a problem when going at it doggie style. I had to use a stunt dick to get at the gash.


Ruby or JG? You're kidding right? One is the bombdiggity. The other is equipped with huevos.

 

[nasty]

my azz is still hurtin'

That was me, silly.

 

[Marxist]

Sorry to tell you this......I have no recollection of the event.



bluemuse

White women....

 

[Guest]

 

[Private Vasquez]

P.V. has B.V. so I made her give me head.

Is that some Dutch thing?

 

[perks]

It's not fat. But it does present a problem when going at it doggie style. I had to use a stunt dick to get at the gash.
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poor microchocooohlahtaypenis,

I still luvs ya.

 

[Pixie]

So my memory is as lousy as I thought.
When was this?

 

[Marxist]

I know I was drunk last night but I think I would remember that

Not necessarily. You thought my 'fro was a wig, you kept calling out "Shaft, Shaft, Shaft!!" I thought you just wanted more cock than I could provide.

 

[lobito]

That was me, silly.

Well no wonder it hurts so bad! BITCH!

 

[lovetoread]

LTR, I understand your reticence what with all that Tiger nonsense flying about.

Whew..I am glad that you understand.

But when he reads this,I'm gonna be in trouble. I might get a spanking...hmmm...

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[Marxist]

So my memory is as lousy as I thought.
When was this?

Right after you placed the ad: "Needed, Black Cock, Must Be Small And Able To Rotate 360 degrees."