It's Time to Come Clean...I've Fucked Every Guy on Lit...

[alexandraaah]

...some twice.

Ladies, any questions?

 

[Shaq]

You told me you were cleaning my penis!

Damn, there goes my dream of of dying chaste...

 

[plasticman33]

Honey, we know and we really appreciate it!

 

[nasty]

So...I wasn't dreaming?

 

[Phoenyx]

You never Fucked Me!

 

[unclej]

was it good for you too?

 

[Marxist]

The worst 5 minutes of my young life.

 

[alexandraaah]

The worst 5 minutes of my young life.

Stop stealing my lines, Marxy.

You know it was seven minutes and you know you loved it.

 

[APhil]

...some twice.

You have?

I don't recall....

 

[Marxist]

Stop stealing my lines, Marxy.

You know it was seven minutes and you know you loved it.

Ok, ok, it wasn't bad but do all of your lovers require Pepto afterward?

 

[bluespoke]

...some twice.

Amazing what You can do in a PM!

 

[alexandraaah]

Ok, ok, it wasn't bad but do all of your lovers require Pepto afterward?

Babe, no one forced you to chug your own choco-juice.

It was a damn sexy sight though.

 

[SleepingWarrior]

Good thing I was gone for 6-7 months. I hate sloppy 25,033rds.

 

[saltandsand]

...some twice.

Ladies, any questions?

not me. hahahahah


s

 

[CoolidgEffect]

Re: Re: It's Time to Come Clean...I've Fucked Every Guy on Lit...

not me. hahahahah


s

And this is something you're happy about?

>shaking head, walking away.<

See how quotes work now?

 

[RawHumor]

And I thought I was special and unique. Did I at least stand out for you in any way?

 

[desert spike]

Since the first time was so fun . How about do'in me AGAIN

By the way, I really liked how you use your liiipppps.

 

[Marxist]

Babe, no one forced you to chug your own choco-juice.

It was a damn sexy sight though.

True.

But I gave it back to you and bottled it in that jar labelled SPERM / Helmans. You're not planning on a baby Marxist are you?

 

[Shaq]

Babe, no one forced you to chug your own choco-juice.

It was a damn sexy sight though.

Marxist? Is it true? Do you really have choco-juice? You could make a fortune if you sell that stuff...


*holds out a cup*

I want a sample...

 

[alexandraaah]

True.

But I gave it back to you and bottled it in that jar labelled SPERM / Helmans. You're not planning on a baby Marxist are you?

Don't you think I care a little more about humanity than that?

Naw, that jar is for my turkey sandwiches, you make a nice spread.

 

[desert spike]

Marxist? Is it true? Do you really have choco-juice? You could make a fortune if you sell that stuff...


*holds out a cup*

I want a sample...

eeewwwww! Give me nestles any time.

 

[Throbbin_Rod]

...some twice.

Ladies, any questions?

I know. And I want my damn handcuffs and riding crop back.

 

[alexandraaah]

Re: Re: It's Time to Come Clean...I've Fucked Every Guy on Lit...

not me. hahahahah


s

That's not funny.

It's not true either, don't you remember Rio?

 

[alexandraaah]

Re: Re: It's Time to Come Clean...I've Fucked Every Guy on Lit...

I know. And I want my damn handcuffs and riding crop back.

If you do, you'll have to go through the line of men who posted before you.

 

[CoolidgEffect]

I love Oliver Twist...

Please sir, can I have some more?