It's the "Who Considers Him/Herself the Luckiest American Alive Right Now" Contest

[miles]

It's the "Who Considers Him/Herself the Luckiest American Alive Right Now" Contest

The first one to guess will win a lifetime Literotica membership that will entitle you to hundreds of free offers and prizes including a sneak peek at the Tatas of your choosing.

The correct answer has been sent to Laurel, who will seal it in an old mayonnaise jar and hide it under her porch for safekeeping.

This offer is not available to Unregistered posters and other assorted subspecies.

(Echinoderms however, are eligible).

One vote per person, please. Have fun!

 

[CelticsHeart]

Forgive me if I`m wrongly...

...interpreting your post Miles, but don`t you think that it is in a little bad taste given the recent horrendous events?

Respectfully,

Heart

 

[Laurel]

Re: It's the "Who Considers Him/Herself the Luckiest American Alive Right Now" Contest

The first one to guess will win a lifetime Literotica membership that will entitle you to hundreds of free offers and prizes including a sneak peek at the Tatas of your choosing.

The correct answer has been sent to Laurel, who will seal it in an old mayonnaise jar and hide it under her porch for safekeeping.

This offer is not available to Unregistered posters and other assorted subspecies.

(Echinoderms however, are eligible).

One vote per person, please. Have fun!

Read by the narrator from the "We've secretly replaced their ordinary crap with Folgers Crystals" commercials:

The answer is hidden away in a mayonnaise jar beneath Laurel's porch. Let's see what our contestants think...

 

[miles]

CelticsHeart

You did misunderstand it, but I know why. I should have omitted the word "Alive" from the header.

 

[Starfish]

I am not taking my guess yet.

I am wondering what the criteria for 'luckiest' consists of.

I think luckiest means many things so there is a lot to consider here, if I want to win what I already have....

Hey..... Wait! Doesn't that mean I am the luckiest?

Okay, well, that wasn't my guess, so nevermind, but I'd say this is going to be interesting.

I will have to insist on some credentials of the person who determined the 'answer' to this contest question.

Now, It's off to deal with the possibilities.

I may come back here and just roll out some thoughts about things and all to put it into perspective.

Oh, and Miles, Thanks for letting me play.

 

[miles]

Soitanly

Starfishes are a protected class.

 

[scylis]

cheese?

 

[shadowsource]

Yourself, of course -

What's the prize again?
Wait, oh, no, it's Bushie! But I'm stuck with my first answer, so I'll stick to it: Miles.

 

[miles]

shadowsource

Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Wrong answer.

 

[shadowsource]

Both of them??????

Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Wrong answer.

Damn!

 

[sarahuk4]

Who is it then Miles?..........

 

[adrewboy]

its you

miles you consider youreself the luckiest person alive

 

[miles]

adrewboy

Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.


No, it's somone famous.

 

[miles]

sarahuk4

Now you've really put me on the spot. I tell you everything.

 

[adrewboy]

ok

I give up

 

[sarahuk4]

ummmmmmmm......Miles ........lol....lol......(smiles)....

 

[miles]

Only 48 hours left

The clock is ticking.......

Come on, think, think. When you hear the answer you will slap your forehead.

 

[lilminx]

GWB?

Oh wait- sorry- I must have meant to enter this name into the "Stupid People" thread -please forgive me....

 

[Cheyenne]

Well?

 

[miles]

I'll extend the ciontest deadline

To midnight Monday. Time for another hint:

California

 

[sarahuk4]

Ahhhhhhhh......can i still join in Miles, with inside information ....lol..lol........

 

[Cheyenne]

I'm not trying to guess. I doubt if anyone else is either. I was just hoping there might be a punch line to the joke.

Whatever.

 

[FlamingoBlue]

The answer is so simple. It's.....

Our prez, George W.Bush. (I don't understand what California has to do with him). There really can't be any other answer. He is a the top, and he'll never get ny higher. 911 was what he needed to rise to the job. Let's just hope that he and his team have what it takes to get us up there, too.

blue

P.s. I know this isn't the right answer, but WTF.

 

[naudiz]

*peeking in*

Gary Condit?

 

[miles]

WE HAVE A WINNER

dinggggggg....

naudiz is correct.

Gary Condit is the luckiest man in the USA....until two weeks ago he was THE story, but in light of the tragedy in NY he's all but forgotten.