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Come What May
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T'Pol joins several Enterprise crew members in that human medieval rite of Tricks or Treats. She paints a white bed sheet on and approachers her fellow tricks or treatsers, thinking they will never guess who she is.
"Hi Sub-Commander," says an eager Mayweather.
"How did you know it was me?" asks a curious T'Pol.
"There's no one else it could be," Tucker replies deadpan.
Later...
They leave the mess hall.
Mayweather: "I got a candy bar!"
Tucker: "I got 3 pieces of gum!"
T'Pol: "I got a lithic conglomerate composed of quartz and orthoclase."
They leave Reed's quarters.
Mayweather: "I got a stun grenade!"
Tucker: "I got a KE-2000 monofilament needler rifle!"
T'Pol: "I got a lithic conglomerate composed of quartz and orthoclase."
They leave sickbay.
Mayweather: "I got an oskarian spider mouse!"
Tucker: "I got a blue seven-legged googlecrab!"
T'Pol: "I got a lithic conglomerate composed of quartz and orthoclase."
They leave Hoshi's quarters.
Mayweather: "I got all 17 Gamma Leptanganese vowels!"
Tucker: "I got the Klingon word for monosodiumglutamate!"
T'Pol: "I got a lithic conglomerate composed of quartz and orthoclase."
Later...
T'Pol shuttles down to a planet's surface to visit Captain Archer, who is sitting alone in large pumpkin patch.
"Why are you sitting here?" she asks.
"Waiting for the Great Pumpkin, of course. Every year the Great Pumpkin visits the most sincere and non-hypocritical pumpkin patch in the universe bringing presents."
T'Pol is confused. "The universe is VERY big, Captain. How do you know that this Great Pumpkin will come here?"
"Because this pumpkin patch just positively radiates sincerity, as far as the sensor can sense. He HAS to come here, he just HAS to"
T'Pol sits down beside him. "Perhaps you require assistance."
Archer replies angrily. "Don't you see why I have to do this alone? You Vulcans have been sitting in pumpkin patches with us for a 100 years. When will it stop!"
"When your species demostrates that you can rise above your stupid behavior."
"Hi Sub-Commander," says an eager Mayweather.
"How did you know it was me?" asks a curious T'Pol.
"There's no one else it could be," Tucker replies deadpan.
Later...
They leave the mess hall.
Mayweather: "I got a candy bar!"
Tucker: "I got 3 pieces of gum!"
T'Pol: "I got a lithic conglomerate composed of quartz and orthoclase."
They leave Reed's quarters.
Mayweather: "I got a stun grenade!"
Tucker: "I got a KE-2000 monofilament needler rifle!"
T'Pol: "I got a lithic conglomerate composed of quartz and orthoclase."
They leave sickbay.
Mayweather: "I got an oskarian spider mouse!"
Tucker: "I got a blue seven-legged googlecrab!"
T'Pol: "I got a lithic conglomerate composed of quartz and orthoclase."
They leave Hoshi's quarters.
Mayweather: "I got all 17 Gamma Leptanganese vowels!"
Tucker: "I got the Klingon word for monosodiumglutamate!"
T'Pol: "I got a lithic conglomerate composed of quartz and orthoclase."
Later...
T'Pol shuttles down to a planet's surface to visit Captain Archer, who is sitting alone in large pumpkin patch.
"Why are you sitting here?" she asks.
"Waiting for the Great Pumpkin, of course. Every year the Great Pumpkin visits the most sincere and non-hypocritical pumpkin patch in the universe bringing presents."
T'Pol is confused. "The universe is VERY big, Captain. How do you know that this Great Pumpkin will come here?"
"Because this pumpkin patch just positively radiates sincerity, as far as the sensor can sense. He HAS to come here, he just HAS to"
T'Pol sits down beside him. "Perhaps you require assistance."
Archer replies angrily. "Don't you see why I have to do this alone? You Vulcans have been sitting in pumpkin patches with us for a 100 years. When will it stop!"
"When your species demostrates that you can rise above your stupid behavior."
