It's that time of year....

[flyguy69]

Ah, December 26th. Time for me to wish Wicked Eve Happy Birthday. Which is not at all the same thing as saying it is Wicked Eve's birthday.

Have a wonderful day, Ms. D!

 

[champagne1982]

Happy Day evilishious . I hope 'tis mahvellous.

 

[normal jean]

oh, happy Happy Joy Joy!!!




I love Eve and her poetry


Best of Days to you sweet poetess



maria

 

[Tzara]

Ah, December 26th. Time for me to wish Wicked Eve Happy Birthday. Which is not at all the same thing as saying it is Wicked Eve's birthday.

Have a wonderful day, Ms. D!

Hmmm. Fly seems to be suffering from premature congratulation again.

Ah, well. It is a common male trait. Let me also *wrinking brow, projecting thoughts three days into the future by sheer force of will* wish Evie a happy birthday as well.

 

[LeBroz]

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So tell me Eve, is this the effect you have on people ~ guys especially ~ causing them to get premature?

So is the big day the 29th or what? Or is this one of those diabolically clever little mind games you play on the unsuspecting?


So I'll just treat this as a rolling start {quick, jump in the car & pop the clutch ~ that ought to get you going}!

In any case, whatever the day,

HAPPY BIRTHDAY​

Make sure you've plenty of batteries, unless you use AC adaptors, and try not to wear out all those toys at one sitting.

.

 

[WickedEve]

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So tell me Eve, is this the effect you have on people ~ guys especially ~ causing them to get premature?

So is the big day the 29th or what? Or is this one of those diabolically clever little mind games you play on the unsuspecting?


So I'll just treat this as a rolling start {quick, jump in the car & pop the clutch ~ that ought to get you going}!

In any case, whatever the day,


Make sure you've plenty of batteries, unless you use AC adaptors, and try not to wear out all those toys at one sitting.

.

I'm pretty sure the premature thing happened last year, too.
Anyway, I cancelled the birthday. I think it's tacky to have birthdays once you're past 39. Definitely, once you're past 40. I'm going to do the proper, southern thing and age gracefully (Botox, nips, and tucks. Oh my!) on the porch swing, while sipping iced tea and dildoing into my twilight years, never again participating in anything as demeaning as The Birthday.

 

[normal jean]

at least Fly was only 3 days premature, I started a happy b'd ay thread for lauren once---...a whole friggin MONTH early

boy did I feel dumb...and that was the last time I paid attention to the "public profile" part of anyones lit page

and Eve,

I am 44, its no disgrace to be 40, and in fact, it gets better because a certain amount of freedom comes with age, you might know what I mean, lol...

in any case, that image of you dildoing your twilight years away on your porch will certainly stay with me forever

and ever

amen



maria

 

[flyguy69]

Hmmm. Fly seems to be suffering from premature congratulation again.

Ah, well. It is a common male trait. Let me also *wrinking brow, projecting thoughts three days into the future by sheer force of will* wish Evie a happy birthday as well.

Oops. I think I got frosting on her chin.

 

[Tzara]

Oops. I think I got frosting on her chin.

It's impolite to lick the cake.

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

It's impolite to lick the cake.

...and then kiss the birthday girl! (so that's how she got a frosty chin.)

Happy B-day Eve. (I'm whispering because I know you don't want to celebrate. Can we party anyway? You could come in disguise that way the spankers will be thwarted, unless.......)

 

[RhymeFairy]

I'm pretty sure the premature thing happened last year, too.
Anyway, I cancelled the birthday. I think it's tacky to have birthdays once you're past 39. Definitely, once you're past 40. I'm going to do the proper, southern thing and age gracefully (Botox, nips, and tucks. Oh my!) on the porch swing, while sipping iced tea and dildoing into my twilight years, never again participating in anything as demeaning as The Birthday.

Sounds like my kinda birthday Eve ~~

Happppppy Birthday Eve

Hoping since it's not so bright that maybe you won't take it
for a shout out on your big day ~

We love ya lady ~

Hoping you have an awesome day filled with all the Botox you can handle ... Nip it all baby, lord knows it grows back too damn fast anyway, and tuck ... well, tuck yourself in with a nice bottle of wine, a lil sumsumtin and wrap ~~ your man up tight (may I suggest handcuffs, lace, and /or duct tape? )


Happy Happy ~~~

 

[Angeline]

A very merry unbirthday
To me
To who?
To me
Oh, you

A very merry unbirthday
To you
Who, me?
To you
Oh, me

Let's all congratulate us with another cup of tea
A very merry unbirthday to you

Now statistics prove
that you've one birthday
Imagine just one birthday every year
Ah, but there are 364 unbirthdays
Precisely why we're gathered here to cheer

A very merry unbirthday
To me?
To you
A very merry unbirthday
For me?
For you

Now blow the candle out, my dear
And make your wish come true
A very merry unbirthday to you

http://images.tribe.net/tribe/upload/photo/222/5cb/2225cb67-37c5-4711-a1d7-769a5cd5b1ce

We're all mad here, Alice.

 

[Guest]

Happy Birthday, Eve!

 

[TheRainMan]

happy dildoing, Eve.

forever young.

 

[WickedEve]

thanks everyone

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Well, now it's the 29th. Happy birthday, Eve. I mean, if you were having a birthday, I would wish it to be happy and that all your wishes would come true.

 

[bluerains]

with age you may need more

http://www.brpcg.com/SwapsChallenges/challenge2003apr/Challenge03AprLynda02.jpg

 

[champagne1982]

Hippy Bathday!

 

[The_Fool]

Just tell me when the spankings start. I want to be a part of that action...

 

[WickedEve]

Thanks again everyone. Especially you, fool, since you mentioned spanking.
It was a very sucky birthday, so I really do appreciate this thread and everyone who took a moment to say happy birthday.